The Museum of Hoaxes
hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive
 
The most sacred relic: the Holy Foreskin, circa 800 AD
The Case of the Vanishing Belly Button, 1964
Rachael Ray cooks her family and her dog
What do the lines on Solo cups mean?
Paul Krassner's Stereophonic Hoax, 1960
The disumbrationist art hoax, 1924
Did Poe say 'The best things in life make you sweaty'?
Old-Time Photo Fakery, 1900 to 1919
The Great Space Monkey Hoax, 1953
Taco Bells buys the Liberty Bell, 1996
Miss Perfect Profile
Newspapers and magazines like to print pictures of attractive young women, especially if the pictures are vaguely newsworthy. For instance, if the woman has just been awarded a title such as "Miss Congeniality," that's usually justification enough to run her photo.

Arthur Davis took full advantage of this. In 1950 he ran Arthur Davis Associates, a New York-based modeling agency and foreign film distribution company. In order to promote the models and actresses he represented, he would invent phony titles, such as "Miss Perfect Profile," supposedly awarded by fictitious but high-sounding organizations such as the "Plastic Surgeons Institute." He would send notice of these awards to the papers, along with a provocatively posed photo. The papers usually happily took the bait.

One time, it's said, he distributed a picture of a man (above) who he said was "selected by the Institute of Executive Secretaries" as "the boss they'd most like to stay in with after office hours." A few papers ran it. The picture was of himself.

Below are examples of some of the photos he distributed to the media, along with the phony titles and organizations he invented.

Miss Perfect Profile

Cocoa Brown, according to Davis, was named "Miss Perfect Profile" by the "Plastic Surgeons Institute." He also claimed she was named "Miss Outdoor Girl" by the "Society of Western Real Estate Salesmen."

Miss Secret Mission

A "group of Canadian Northwest Mounties" supposedly named Peggy Purday "Miss Secret Mission."

Queen of Canasta and Miss Panda

Davis claimed that the "Playing Card Dealers of America" chose Betty Price (left) to be "Queen of Canasta," while Joan Otti (right) was selected to be "Miss Panda" by Panda Manufacturers because she was the "girl they'd most like to pet."

Miss Water Conservation

During New York City's water crisis, the "Citizens Committee for Emergency" chose Katie Autry to be "Miss Water Conservation," according to Davis.

Miss Ideal Cellmate

Eva Dahlbeck, star of the Swedish film Caged Woman (which Davis distributed), was supposedly selected by the Wardens Association of North America as "the kind of cellmate they would choose."

Links and References
• "Speaking of pictures... A press agent's fakes get printed." (Feb 27, 1950). Life. pgs. 12-13.
Photo Categories: False Captions, Advertising, 1940-1959


All text Copyright © 2014 by Alex Boese, except where otherwise indicated. All rights reserved.