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The Cradle of the Deep, a literary hoax, 1929
The Instant Color TV Hoax, 1962
The Cottingley Fairies, 1917

What do the lines on Solo cups mean?
The Sandpaper Test, 1960
Iceberg floats into Sydney Harbor, 1978
Cat that walked 3000 miles to find its owners, 1951
The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals, 1959
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Disappearing Breasts
Adolf Hitler Baby Photo Hoax, 1933
Rejection Hotline
Posted by The Curator on Tue Sep 10, 2002
If someone asks for your phone number and you don't want to give it to them, get rid of them discreetly by giving them the number for the rejection hotline. They'll think it's your number until they dial it up and hear this prerecorded message: "The person who gave you this number obviously did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you're just not this person's type.... This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns." In LA the number is (310) 217-7638. (From
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