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Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! THE TOILET MONSTER
As the unsuspecting victim goes to use the bathroom, they'll scream as they lift the lid and are greeted by the Toilet Monster!

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I wasn't scared into not doing this chain thing by cranky, I just saw flaws in this system that I didn't want to take a chance with.

Could be one reason this is illegal is the government has no control over how to tax this, same for pot, if pot was taxed, it in itself would be legal, forget the fact it gets you high, liquor gets you drunk, cops pull you over and BAM more money for the local government.
What sick mind would carry on this holiday !?
A kid in my school was kicking everyone.
and i just can't believe that they dont realize this is a type
of bullying !
The category for this one should be "paredoila."

Frale fails to explain why someone would write words on a shroud at all, let alone do so in three languages. This was not customary in the First Century, nor in the Middle Ages.

There are lots of medieval references to Jesus that do not specifically state that he is divine. Where did Frale get the idea that this would have been impossible? In medieval Europe, the divinity of Jesus was taken for granted, so it didn't have to be stated every time Jesus was named.
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They also are glomming together several different religions. It's mostly Roman Catholic/Orthodox activities, but the "expansion pack" features "the seven sacraments," which is an Anglican thing (Protestants only have two sacraments, Romans have a couple dozen, Orthodox have hundreds).

And in all those religions, only priests sprinkle Holy Water and bless communion, so lay people wouldn't be doing that. The spoof falls apart if you know much about religion at all.
Okay. So I am not a ginger but at my school kids were getting kicked for being gingers and you know what noone of them had to skip school. Besides if national kick a ginger day is on November 20th that is today and so how could the kid miss the next day of school if it hasnt happened yet? I am just saying that most kids wouldnt have problems like this if they didnt watch shows like southpark there is a reason that kids have more and more bad ideas lately and it is because of the things that they have been seeig non T.v. I think that the kid who was to terrorized to go to school the next day should either get over it , say something to the kids, talk to the principal , or just stop being a huge whiner. Besides do you think that htis kid didnt kick anybody? because I certtainly do not.
No. There is no photoshopping of the thigh/hip in this photo. The thigh/hip area is natural. The “dimple” is a consequence of the pose.

I found a photo of an old sculpture of a female model in the classic contrapposto pose. Although the model is much heavier, she has the dimple in her thigh/hip area. I went a step further and traced the model’s outline, much like bbonyx at BoingBoing did with the Demi photo. Then, I compared the two. See the results below:
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Very similar!

If the model had been thinner, you’d even see a much closer match.
Well isn't odd how all the poeple that take "kick a Ginger day" to the extreme are guys and all the redheads that are beaten up are guys. Its down right cruel to beat someone up for there haircolor it like saying beat up the blonde because he's Nazi or beat up the guy with black hair because he's emo.this Its sad that instead of racism event is regressing even farther down the evolutionary line to hairism. My friend go beat up by a bunch of rednecks at school when he wasn't even against it before. He was taking light kicks and punches all day just saying "only one per person," and then he got beat up near the end of the day. Anyone who disargees with me is as Darwin would put it "Your Just A Stupid up Right walking Ape" and if your to stupid to know who Darwin is our fufulling Eisteins quote "There is no limit to stupid" and if your to stupid to know who his is your hopelessly stupid.
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PEOPLE WHO POST LIFEWAVE TESTIMONIALS ON THIS FORUM ARE NOW REQUIRED BY LAW TO DISCLOSE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH LIFEWAVE

In October, the Federal Trade Commission issued new regulations regarding the use of testimonials and endorsements used to sell products and services. FTC Publishes Final Guides Governing Endorsements, Testimonials: Changes Affect Testimonial Advertisements, Bloggers, Celebrity Endorsements, http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2009/10/endortest.shtm, October 5, 2009, FTC File No. P034520. Some of the highlights:

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2. Under the old FTC rules, it was sufficient for a company that relies on testimonials in its advertising to state “results not typical” or the like. Under the new rules, however, “advertisements that feature a consumer and convey his or her experience with a product or service as typical when that is not the case will be required to clearly disclose the results that consumers can generally expect.” (Ibid.)

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Kudos to the FTC for these new regs. Let’s hope they actually enforce them.
I've watched the video numerous times, it's gotta be a practice foam or whiffle ball as you can see it fly to the right of the bottle holder...no it's not the tee, way too big for that. Also, the "ball" barely nicks the can yet when retrieved, the can has a giant bulls eye crushing hit in the center of the can, yep it's a bogus and hoax video, fun to watch though, LOL.
Quit your bitching youre probably a fucking ginger too. Everyone knows gingers suck and should be eliminated. Being kicked is the least of their worries.

By the way, happy kick a ginger day. Go kick those faggots.
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This is actually a viral advertisement for a new video game called Dante's Inferno. Just click on pretty much any link and it condemns you to hell and asks if you want to watch the trailer for the game. Lol

Looks like a fairly decent game....
I don't care if that is a asbestos robe, and he is covered in anti-burn gel, what he does in the video is dangerous and pretty impressive.
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I also have a phobia of felt if i ever accidentally touch it it makes me want to peel a layer of skin off my hands.
hi. I have a phobia of touching my collar bone i dont even like other people touching theirs in front of me also cant stand touching tendons like at the back of your ankle, knees and writs. I also cant put any kind of paper or cardboard on my bare skin it makes me sick. Does anyone know what any of these phobias are called?
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Yup a bit random from Vito.

Anyhows, am loving the Naga's - apparently chilli pepper pete from the UK has grown some Naga's in Spain which are the current contender for the hottest Chilli in the World.
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Early fantasy writer Jack Vance (him of "Cugel" fame) postulated a religion set in the dying days of Earth whose devotees wouldn't walk on land except on elaborate wooden shoes due to the supposed "thickness" of deceased human bits after several millennium.

I think he might have been onto something there.
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Actually, I could have fallen for the extra brother but you are right, what gave it away for me was the fact that the painting was from 1996....Anyway maybe this story could be false, notice no names are given for any of the people involved.