RUDE ROVER The Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots Jingle Bells. INFLATABLE TREE Who needs the hassle of a real Christmas tree? FARTING SANTA Go ahead and pull his finger!
Michael Vick Isn’t Gay
A link to this story alleging that Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has declared himself gay has been spreading around via email. Of course, it isn't true. After all, it's a Global Associated News story (Global Associated News being a website that allows you to create your own fake news stories). But it looks real enough to have been convincing quite a few people. Outsports.com reports that they've been receiving many inquiries about it.
Update (May 7, 2004): As this rumor has continued to spread via the internet, Michael Vick felt compelled to call into a radio show in an effort to end the gossip.