Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute
It's common knowledge that Rutabaga Studies is one of the most exciting fields of inquiry in the world today, and at the Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute they're on the cutting edge of it. For instance, you can peek in on their live Rutacam and witness a thrilling Rutabaga experiment in action. Also, keep up with recent developments in Rutabaga Studies, such as the anticipated launching of a giant rutabaga into geostationary orbit. And did you know that September is National Rutabaga Month? All this fascinating information about rutabagas, and I honestly don't think I've ever eaten one in my life.
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I always thought that Hooterville, (the fictional town in the TV series Green Acres) was the rutabega capital of the world
Posted by Alan Levita on Sat Aug 07, 2004 at 09:51 AM
I had a rutabaga once. It was pretty gross.
Posted by Ariel on Sat Aug 07, 2004 at 01:55 PM
A rutabaga is basically a yellow-meated turnip, so if you've ever eaten a turnip, you have the general idea.
Posted by big gary c on Tue Aug 10, 2004 at 06:39 PM
the little white ones are turnips; the big yellow ones are rutabagas (or, as the brits call them, swedes).
Posted by grizzelda grutch on Tue Sep 21, 2004 at 05:46 PM
Do you know why you don't want a rutabaga working
with you?
Something might turn up (turnip..get it?)
Posted by J.mitchell simon on Sat Feb 05, 2005 at 10:33 AM
with you?
Something might turn up (turnip..get it?)
At that celery, it beets me to see why people carrot all. Lettuce join hands.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sat Feb 05, 2005 at 12:32 PM
Our scene: The Potato King has just been told by the Potato Princess that she intends to marry Dan Rather. The King cries "You can;t marry him! He's only a common tater!"
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sat Feb 05, 2005 at 12:34 PM
Ever heard a rutabaga?
Check out the rutabaga blues at cdbaby.com/wyldmen
Posted by roots music fan on Tue Jun 21, 2005 at 03:20 PM
Check out the rutabaga blues at cdbaby.com/wyldmen
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