Penguin Warehouse
Can't think what to get your significant other for their next birthday? What about a penguin? As Penguin Warehouse, the internet's #1 domesticated penguin dealer, notes: "Penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long." Penguin Warehouse offers a variety of penguins including Emperor, King, Rockhopper, and Macaroni.
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Well now, that's just scary.
Posted by Beth on Fri May 28, 2004 at 01:17 AM
sure is....
Posted by Beth Motley on Fri May 28, 2004 at 03:30 AM
It's not scary, it's BRILLIANT!
It's a perfect niche market!
Now you will all Bow before the Might of my Evil Penguin Horde! And soon, apparently, I will be able to recruit from them online!
Now if only I can corner -all- their supplies so as to drive out any competitors....
Posted by Jeremy Osborn on Fri May 28, 2004 at 10:56 AM
It's a perfect niche market!
Now you will all Bow before the Might of my Evil Penguin Horde! And soon, apparently, I will be able to recruit from them online!
Now if only I can corner -all- their supplies so as to drive out any competitors....
Wow -- this is brilliant. Very well done - thanks!
Posted by david on Fri May 28, 2004 at 01:34 PM
Let's buy some and give them to Bill Gates! >:->
Posted by PlantPerson on Mon May 31, 2004 at 03:01 PM
NoT iF mY eViL pEnGuIn ArMy TaKe OvEr fIrSt >:D
Posted by Abi on Tue Jun 01, 2004 at 08:07 AM
would I need a penguin litter box or do they wear diapers?
Posted by PenguinPete on Fri Feb 18, 2005 at 07:38 PM
What kind of licensing tag would you get? Would they take it to the dog pound if the penguin was found loose on the streets?! :gulp:
Posted by Ashley on Wed Apr 27, 2005 at 06:50 AM
:-) YAY!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BUY MANY MANY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chelsea on Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 09:15 AM
Macaroni Penguins go particularly well with a cheese sauce!
Posted by penguin lover on Wed Dec 20, 2006 at 04:31 PM
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