Matt Damon reacts to false rumors of his death
From The Globe and Mail:
"All my wife said was, well, that's weird," recounts Damon, shaking his head. "Then she reminded me that the same thing had happened to George [Clooney] a few years ago. What amazed me even more was that the calls we were getting were from [news groups] that were very reputable. I asked them did you even read the story on the Internet? It read like the lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The truth of the matter is all these mother [expletive] are lazy [and didn't do their homework to verify if the story was real]. There I said it."
Categories: Celebrities, Death Posted by Alex on Mon Sep 14, 2009 |
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Did we fall into some time-warp and backtrack to April?
I see no hope for homo sap if stories like this continue to be believed.
Posted by KDP on Mon Sep 14, 2009 at 12:56 PM
I see no hope for homo sap if stories like this continue to be believed.
It's just wishful thinking
MD is that freak with the "where's wally" dance right?
Posted by Joel B1 on Tue Sep 15, 2009 at 02:22 AM
MD is that freak with the "where's wally" dance right?
How do we know Matt Damon isn't really dead, but just lying when he says he's still alive?
Posted by Big Gary on Tue Sep 15, 2009 at 07:36 AM
Matt Damon is dead on (pardon the pun): "The truth of the matter is all these mother [expletive] are lazy [and didn't do their homework to verify if the story was real]."
Posted by Charles on Tue Sep 15, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Still waiting on Patrick Swayze...
Posted by eriC on Wed Sep 16, 2009 at 12:03 AM
This just in: Harry S Truman is alive, he is in intensive care in Walter Reed Army Hospital. He is sharing a room with another WW I veteran, from Germany, named Adolf Hitler.
Posted by Christopher Cole on Wed Sep 16, 2009 at 10:49 AM
I tried to read it to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but it didn't work too well.
Posted by Sakano on Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 04:32 PM
I've given myself a week to calm down about this...
It hasn't worked. Damon is complaining that people noticed a report about him and bothered to ring him up to check on it?
FFS
In all honesty I look forward to the reports saying "Damon dead for a year, no-one noticed"
Idiot
Posted by Joel B1 on Tue Sep 22, 2009 at 09:32 PM
It hasn't worked. Damon is complaining that people noticed a report about him and bothered to ring him up to check on it?
FFS
In all honesty I look forward to the reports saying "Damon dead for a year, no-one noticed"
Idiot
I tried to read it to the tune of Fresh
Posted by melik on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 01:07 PM
BOOM! sta sta sta star spangle banner head bowed my hands hold tight to my green distiny breathing au au au DAMON he show's me his sorry as he fight threw tha water that go TANNER ahhhhhhh CLANG** CLANGE** CLANG** CLANGE*******what iz your dispute our souls are fill with tha treasure hunt of women NOOOOOOOOOO tha jewel they have seems reminiscence of a familiar ALLLLLLLica arrest tanner damon this guy iz weak who iz she meagan good um spawn THEN THIS MEAGAN GOOD SHALL BEHOLD HER ON VICTORA SECRET as we begain to fall into outer limits only known to man as sleep MY GOD ONLY IAM GOOD an here are your requirements
Posted by Bossface on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 08:54 PM
Like Skullduggery, I think people who put these rumours up do so to attract attention away form other events to focus on their issues or favourite celebs, like the Farrah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze fans tried to do recently.
Posted by D F Stuckey on Sat Sep 26, 2009 at 04:37 PM
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