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World’s Largest Fake Breasts
Status: Weird news
The Telegraph reports that Guinness World Records has awarded stripper Maxi Mounds the record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts."I gather this is a new category for Guinness, and it surprises me they would create it since they usually avoid awarding records for anything that might cause physical harm. For instance, they don't award a record for World's Largest Cat, because they're afraid people will overfeed their cats to gain the record. Nor do they award a record for sleep deprivation, so as to discourage people from staying awake for weeks.
Maxi Mounds gained the record thanks to her 36MM bust, which she achieved by inserting polypropylene string into her breasts. This augmentation technique was developed by Houston surgeon Gerald Johnson during the late 1990s, but has since been banned by the FDA.
Update: Via metro.co.uk: Maxi Mounds before and after. Too bizarre not to share. (Thanks, Nona)|
Categories: Body Manipulation Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 05, 2008 |
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Nothing like the REAL thing... Those are just plain NASTY!!!
Posted by Christopher in Warm, sunny Florida... on Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 04:57 PM
I agree she looks disgusting. I hate that some woman think they have to do such things to be attractive. I think my wifes natural 36c's are perfect. I thought they were fine when they were smaller. How can that woman think that is hot? who wants to have sex with a a set of huge beach balls, and I am sure sleeping is a very uncomfortable activity for her.
Posted by Tim on Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 08:21 PM
There's a prize for THAT?
Posted by Big Gary in Medicine Mounds, Texas on Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 08:23 PM
If ever an article needed a picture...
Posted by gcason in Orlando, FL on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 06:55 AM
The story in Metro is that she contacted the Guinness World records to ask if they had the biggest implants category - they said no, then said they were creating a category for it, then said she had won it. So basically, she won by asking.
She also doesn't have silicone implants. They are filled with some sort of plastic string, which was then injected to make them grow.
I think she was a lot prettier when she was a ballet dancer - there's a picture in the article, which is here
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=163020&in_page_id=34
Posted by Nona on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 06:55 AM
She also doesn't have silicone implants. They are filled with some sort of plastic string, which was then injected to make them grow.
I think she was a lot prettier when she was a ballet dancer - there's a picture in the article, which is here
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=163020&in_page_id=34
Remember what your mother told you - Anything more than a mouthful is wasted!
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 10:03 AM
That looks horrible. Seriously.
Posted by red_dragon_girl_69 in Earth, I think on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 02:16 PM
It's funny, the article talks about how men would walk into things and get slapped by their girlfriends for staring - but I would be staring and bumping into things also! How much do you think they weigh? Polypropylene has a specific gravity of around .9, I think, and the liquid's got to add mass...
Posted by Sarah on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 07:13 PM
Stupid me, the article states 20 lbs. I guess I was blinded by the sheer size of the proto-planets stuck to her chest.
Posted by Sarah again on Fri Jun 06, 2008 at 07:16 PM
I agree, Sarah--they're not staring because they're men, they're staring because Maxi Mounds looks like a FREAK. I'd be staring too!
Posted by Canaduck on Sat Jun 07, 2008 at 01:37 AM
Actually, they do reward a variety of sleep-deprivation activities, such as this one that I was a volunteer at (which didn't win, drat!): http://www.wesh.com/community/4159762/detail.html
Posted by Terran in Winter Park, FL on Sat Jun 07, 2008 at 05:04 AM
The really sad thing about this entire mess of a human being is that you can't even call her a "Butter Face", because her body is vile too. The only good thing about those mammary monstrosities is that they momentarily distract you from the car wreck of her face.
Anyone else here thinks she looks like a tranny?
And how did she go from doing something amazing like ballet to being a stripper?
It's like the Hope Diamond compared to cubic zirconia.
Posted by MamieVanHorror on Tue Jun 10, 2008 at 01:42 AM
Anyone else here thinks she looks like a tranny?
And how did she go from doing something amazing like ballet to being a stripper?
It's like the Hope Diamond compared to cubic zirconia.
OWWWWWWCH. She must have the most horrible back pains...
Posted by Lea on Tue Jul 29, 2008 at 03:01 PM
if you do not find women with big breasts sexy then it is okay.
but why you all get angry about that and insult these girls and men who like big breasts.
if you abuse a girl only because of her big breasts then you
Posted by AlBundyFan in Austria on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 05:17 PM
but why you all get angry about that and insult these girls and men who like big breasts.
if you abuse a girl only because of her big breasts then you
i am 15 and have 36 g's i would love smaller boobs so i dnt no how she copes i already get back pain
Posted by a on Fri Sep 12, 2008 at 06:37 AM
Her Tits are awesome u weirdos
Posted by Dong on Wed Jan 07, 2009 at 05:02 AM
I wonder what her coffin will look like
Posted by adolf in massachusett on Thu Aug 20, 2009 at 06:09 PM
Maxi Mounds looks like a FREAK.If you abuse a girl only because of her big breasts then you
Posted by Joseph Thompson in USA on Sun Aug 30, 2009 at 02:56 PM
And I'd give my big 9 inches over any of you any day.That goes the like of Chelsea Charms and Tina Small,than any of you jealous witches.
Posted by Joseph Thompson in USA on Sun Aug 30, 2009 at 02:58 PM
Ok all you guys seem to be hating on her so much. but if you had to do her, would you rather it be with her 36MMs or if she were completely flat chested? If you absolutely had to pick one.
I'm just trying to get a feel for how hypocritical men are, since a woman being flat chested is technically more natural, i guess.
Posted by curious in USA on Fri Oct 02, 2009 at 07:14 PM
I'm just trying to get a feel for how hypocritical men are, since a woman being flat chested is technically more natural, i guess.
Is Titanic Tina A.k.a Tina Small -ultra top-heavy model-1980's Blond with 83 Inch Bosom real.
Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling "
Posted by Doc Thompson in usa on Sat Nov 07, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling "
These are realy big.
Posted by Asa Akira on Thu Feb 11, 2010 at 06:52 AM
World's Largest Fake Breasts
Is Titanic Tina otherwise as Tina Small or Christina Jane Small-ultra top-heavy model-1980's Blond with 83 Inch Bosom ... Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy.
Tina Small wasn't a hoax .Her nose originally was big like Jon Pertwee and not small and cute as it was in later photos. And despite rumor, by dimwits, there wasn't two or three different models-just one. She put on a short haired blond wig to hide long, golden blond hair so people know it was her. Unfortunately, people recognized giant hooters despite the fake blonde wig-so modeled without it. Got nose job and boob work done. Wrote a book and did acting.
Sorry, the truth is stranger that stupid theories of fake jugs, different models with different fake hooters and such. The person going around saying such things is lunatic who used stalk me in 1980
Posted by Tina Small on Wed May 19, 2010 at 05:53 PM
Is Titanic Tina otherwise as Tina Small or Christina Jane Small-ultra top-heavy model-1980's Blond with 83 Inch Bosom ... Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy.
Tina Small wasn't a hoax .Her nose originally was big like Jon Pertwee and not small and cute as it was in later photos. And despite rumor, by dimwits, there wasn't two or three different models-just one. She put on a short haired blond wig to hide long, golden blond hair so people know it was her. Unfortunately, people recognized giant hooters despite the fake blonde wig-so modeled without it. Got nose job and boob work done. Wrote a book and did acting.
Sorry, the truth is stranger that stupid theories of fake jugs, different models with different fake hooters and such. The person going around saying such things is lunatic who used stalk me in 1980
Tina Small wasn't a hoax .Her nose originally was big like Jon Pertwee and not small and cute as it was in later photos. And despite rumor, by dimwits, there wasn't two or three different models-just one. She put on a short haired blond wig to hide long, golden blond hair so people know it was her.
No.I was the only model-different wigs,nose and boob jobs done,but those are all me.You see,I got tired of ''My Jon Pertwee nose'' and had it fixed.
Posted by Tina Small on Sun Aug 22, 2010 at 06:14 PM
No.I was the only model-different wigs,nose and boob jobs done,but those are all me.You see,I got tired of ''My Jon Pertwee nose'' and had it fixed.
If those are real I'll eat 'em!
Posted by john in Los Angeles on Mon Feb 28, 2011 at 08:24 PM
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