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Wife For Sale
image Another internet entrepreneur hoping to strike it rich. But he would probably get more takers if his wife had a birthmark that looked like the Virgin Mary, or something like that. From the site:

Well I think much people are wondering what this site is all about. I've got a very interesting offer for you all. I've been married 23 years with my wife Petra. Our relationship isn't anymore what it's used to be. She starts complaining when I look at younger girls or if I come home drunk. I've been using the internet since a few weeks ago now. I've seen much interesting things on the internet, especially the sites like E-bay. Selling and buying while staying home is one of the most interested things I've seen in a long time. After a short time I got a great idea. The idea to sell my wife, but E-bay banned me from using their site for some reason. That's why I've made this site, to sell my wife.
Categories: eBaySex/Romance
Posted by The Curator on Tue Apr 12, 2005
Hmmm...the lady in the pic looks maybe seventy-ish, but the text says she was born in '48. Poor ol' Petra. long face
Posted by Katherine  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  03:23 PM
I didn't see a price listed, but then, I never looked that hard.

What IS the going price on raisins nowdays?

I usually buy them in containers of more than one.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  04:59 PM
Price hell... more like "How much is he willing to pay to get someone to take her?" smile
Posted by Mark-N-Isa  in  Midwest USA  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  06:54 PM
Just remember Rod, we'll all be raisins someday.


Hey that would be a great song!
Posted by padego  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  10:27 PM
Not me.

Before I reach raisin staus I plan to jump in front of a steam roller, and let out a little whine.

smile

We'll all be raisins some day
With the sun still up at the end of the day
And if we want to go out and play
We have to put our diapers away

We'll all be raisins someday
If you hair's still there it's grey
And all our grankids will say
What's the matter with YOU anyway?
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  10:39 PM
That's going to win a grammy Rod, I can just FEEL it!
grin
Posted by Nettie  in  Perth, Western Australia  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  05:39 AM
How do I go about getting my wife on this same web page,,,I WANT TO SELL HER TOO but probly won't get much since her feet stink and her ass is flat...


let me know soon she is pissing me off
Posted by Junior  in  california  on  Sun Feb 19, 2006  at  10:49 PM
What a bunch of weenies
Posted by Sun Made  in  Here  on  Sat May 05, 2007  at  04:29 PM
hi I will give you
Posted by mrroger0  in  wales  on  Sun Jul 01, 2007  at  05:13 PM
Hummm wanna will some body give you good price for her
Posted by Kristin Sundberg  in  UK  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  03:09 PM
hello dere
Posted by goli man  in  earth  on  Mon May 31, 2010  at  05:27 AM
I would really like to sell my wife to a black man
Posted by Dave  on  Sun Aug 22, 2010  at  09:40 AM
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