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When To Stop Tanning
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Categories: Body Manipulation, Photos/Videos Posted by Alex on Wed Jul 20, 2005 |
Comments (33) |
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Gross, are there really back wrinkles?
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 01:52 PM
I used to live next door to a lady who looked like that, seriously. It pretty much grosses me right out.
Posted by Winona in USA on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 02:55 PM
It's her legs that I find grossest. It's almost as if she's wearing leather pants.
Posted by Alex in San Diego on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 04:05 PM
I'm hoping (and praying and wishing) that she's wearing a brown leather catsuit that doesn't fit well, but I know that's just not true.
Ick.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 04:07 PM
Ick.
The child's reaction is the best part, in my opinion. . .
Posted by Jacob on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 08:43 PM
Reminds me of a birthday card I once read:
"What do old women have between their brests that younger women don't?"
Their navel.
*shudders at the pic.*
Posted by Tirlas on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 09:25 PM
"What do old women have between their brests that younger women don't?"
Their navel.
*shudders at the pic.*
well maybe smoking is also a factor?
Posted by RAMONESxMANIA on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 09:27 PM
Tan or not... smoker or not... oil up just about any old granny and you'd have the same look going on...
The gross part of it is that she oils it up and puts it on display out in public... which most women her age DON'T do...
Posted by Mark-N-Isa in Midwest USA on Wed Jul 20, 2005 at 10:26 PM
The gross part of it is that she oils it up and puts it on display out in public... which most women her age DON'T do...
Uhhh... what the hell is her bikini top doing all the way down there
Is it even on ?!?!
Posted by Jockamo in Toronto on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 07:59 AM
Is it even on ?!?!
Yeah, it's on her boobs, which are next to her navel!
Posted by Nettie in Perth, Western Australia on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:10 AM
Ugly people definitely don't have the right to enjoy the sun with their families at the beach.
Posted by cvirtue on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:12 AM
What's wrong with a hottie granny gettin' her groove on at the beach? Maybe some of you should see she's one of God's beautiful old creations who is about to die, and give her a break. I hope when my wife is 98 she looks as good as her. Lay off.
Posted by booch on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 11:57 AM
If any of you had to take care of an 80+ person (I worked at a nursing home when I was young) you'd know that old women AND old men have skin like that. It's what happens when you get old...as you're probably going to find out.
Good for her that she's enjoying the beach with friends and family rather than stuck in a home.
I'm with you cvirtue.
Posted by Gee... on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 08:03 PM
Good for her that she's enjoying the beach with friends and family rather than stuck in a home.
I'm with you cvirtue.
What's the matter? She's just old.
I'll tell a really scary thing.
I live in Brazil and some people just don't use sunblockers by some reason. Most people think it is useless. And most people like to toast by 4 hours or more when the sun is in it's top.
There are women with 40 yrs old with the skin worse than that... They use to be fat and full of cellulite and wear very little bikinis. If I was a governor I would forbid it... ugh!
Posted by dark girl on Fri Jul 22, 2005 at 03:08 PM
I'll tell a really scary thing.
I live in Brazil and some people just don't use sunblockers by some reason. Most people think it is useless. And most people like to toast by 4 hours or more when the sun is in it's top.
There are women with 40 yrs old with the skin worse than that... They use to be fat and full of cellulite and wear very little bikinis. If I was a governor I would forbid it... ugh!
Nasty! EW!!
Posted by thephrog in CA USA on Sun Jul 24, 2005 at 11:40 PM
Yeah, the wrinkles are scary...but even Canada geese have never flown as far south as those tits of hers.
Posted by Tornado on Wed Jul 27, 2005 at 04:39 PM
Like Phyllis Diller said, "You know you're getting old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're BAREFOOT!"
Posted by Count Karnstein in USA on Sat Jul 30, 2005 at 10:18 AM
It's not true that old people generally look like this. If you take care of your skin, you'll never look this way! My grandmother had very pretty skin up to her death at 95. Her face had wrinkles, but her body skin looked very nice. I'm pretty sure she didn't tan much at the beach or elsewhere.
Posted by Suzy on Fri Aug 12, 2005 at 01:53 PM
my ex wife threw me out and handed my young children to a 46 yr old man that looked just like this. the joke was on her in the end tho ... he was a child molestor who threw her aside once the kids were removed from her care ... lol sexy lawrie hey wendy ???
Posted by head1ess_chicken in brisbane australia on Sat Aug 13, 2005 at 09:59 PM
from the shorts on everyone else at that beach, it looks like america, but i just spent the summer in germany, and went to a public lake, and a spa, where i saw an awful lot of old, and overweight people who looked just like that - but more naked.
in a way, though i didn't want to stare long, i thought it was cool they just accepted themselves as they were. pre-cancerous skin and all :D
Posted by valerie on Mon Nov 14, 2005 at 11:15 PM
in a way, though i didn't want to stare long, i thought it was cool they just accepted themselves as they were. pre-cancerous skin and all :D
it cracks me up that everyone is assuming she is a very old woman. some even mentioned her being in her 90's. I have seen several women like that at the health club I work at, that are only in their late 40's and 50's. Besides, if that's her grandson,... that would put her in at most.. her 50's or early 60's. Anyway... that isnt normal old person skin. My grandmother had lovely skin, she had wrinkles on her face, but not many on her body. as for that poor woman's breasts, that's what happens when you over tan, you lose elasticity and collagen from your skin and everything goes south. I'm with you guys when you say good for her that she has self esteem but, that skin prob is from a tanning addiction, and NOT old age!
Posted by Nanc on Tue Aug 08, 2006 at 05:00 PM
This is a real lady at Surfside Beach, SC. My parents have a condo there and I have seen her on the beach for years. She is there everyday during the summer smoking cigarettes and drinking beer.
Posted by Melanie in NC on Fri Aug 11, 2006 at 03:24 PM
I wonder if she knows she looks like that? That's disgusting, she looks like rubber. She prabally has skin cancer.
Posted by Smantha on Thu Mar 29, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Omg this is disgusting theres a girl in our class who tans too much and might look like this in a couple of years.
Posted by Cassandra S. in Party town texas on Wed May 09, 2007 at 01:39 PM
This woman could be made into a leather seat!
I don't know of anyone here in So. Cal that spends that much time on the beach! Looks like the poor kid in the picture is ready to heave.
Posted by DV in Southern California - the O.C. on Mon May 14, 2007 at 02:40 PM
I don't know of anyone here in So. Cal that spends that much time on the beach! Looks like the poor kid in the picture is ready to heave.
yeah some people on the beach look like that.. even worse.. i think it hurts..
tan is strange with me.. I'm a south slavian.. during the winter I'm super white.. but my hands, forearms and neck are darker.. looks like shit.. every summer I'm tanning every part of my body.. even my ass (on the terrace).. i don't wear tshirts from 11 to 18.. and still.. I think I'm somewhere stuck in the evolution between being white and brown.. i have to go to solarium in the winter so i wouldn't look like a field worker when I get naked
Posted by goat_with_a_helmet in Burgas, Bulgaria on Wed Jun 27, 2007 at 09:10 PM
tan is strange with me.. I'm a south slavian.. during the winter I'm super white.. but my hands, forearms and neck are darker.. looks like shit.. every summer I'm tanning every part of my body.. even my ass (on the terrace).. i don't wear tshirts from 11 to 18.. and still.. I think I'm somewhere stuck in the evolution between being white and brown.. i have to go to solarium in the winter so i wouldn't look like a field worker when I get naked
omgosh! that's nasty! i wont be like her! but there is sumthing wrong with her boobs!! blah
Posted by Laine on Mon Feb 08, 2010 at 08:28 PM
I can imagine what her face looks like.
Posted by Tom on Thu Feb 25, 2010 at 11:25 AM



