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The Stone-Age Tasaday Hoax, 1971
The Nazi Air Marker Hoax, 1942
Use your left ear to detect lies
Prof. Wingard's Death Ray Hoax, 1876
The boy with the golden tooth, 1593
Sober Sue, the woman who never smiled, 1907
Iceberg floats into Sydney Harbor, 1978
The Crown Prince Regent of Thulia, 1954
The Instant Color TV Hoax, 1962
Female thieves hide money in their bras, 1950
Vampire Sites
Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
Categories: Paranormal
Posted by The Curator on Wed Oct 29, 2003
Comments (2642)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms
Posted by The Count  in  Sesame Street  on  Mon Feb 28, 2011  at  11:54 PM
The link to the you tube video is disgusting. A dog being decapitated, to be tortured in an experiment for your fascination? What kind of inhumane sick animals are you people? Is this supposed to attract the "right" people to your group? I guess it is not surprising, since you see yourselves as the "predators" of human.
I wonder what kind of losers are attracted to join your group. Let me guess, the majority of your members are men, right? I hope PETA takes notice of this.
Posted by Nancy R.  in  WY  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  12:40 AM
@Nancy R

Not all Vampires accept the cryonics position so often presented here. There are some of us who believe that the soul does not require a fleshly container to continue it's eternal existence. One day we may be able to express these beliefs openly and without fear. Cryonics should be interpreted as a possibility and not a necessity for the Vampire, regardless of what some unfortunately would prefer to believe. Your site may help this occur sooner rather than later.

Cheers
Ansuz-Laguz
Posted by Ansuz  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  11:41 AM
There are some of us who believe that the soul does not require a fleshly container to continue it's eternal existence. One day we may be able to express these beliefs openly and without fear.

How do you know you have an eternal soul?

How do you know what the shelf life of a soul is?

You are right, this is a belief unless you can support this belief with proof.

What other things do you take on faith that the ToV teaches?
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  06:55 PM
"How do you know you have an eternal soul?"

By my own experience. When you have direct experience of the reality of the Dragon, you are left with no doubts. This is something that must be earned through your own efforts. You already have it, you just are not aware of it.


"How do you know what the shelf life of a soul is?"
The Dragon, the True Self, is timeless consciousness. Designations proper for describing the material universe are irrelevant.
Anyone who gives you an answer is lying.

"You are right, this is a belief unless you can support this belief with proof."

Your existence is enough.

"What other things do you take on faith that the ToV teaches?"

You know the Vampire Teachings (in their original form) are not based on faith. Let's keep it real.
You have no experience of eternity, you are but an animal as described by Anton LeVey in the Satanic Bible.
You are exactly what prey is. Ignorant of the rare opportunity before you.
So it has being for millions of years.
The Undead Gods rule over you. No cryonics necessery. They just do.

Ansuz-Laguz, Magus
Posted by Ansuz  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  08:57 PM
Anuz, do not respond to anything anonymous says.He is the sand/rupobate sockpuppett.Anything you say he'll twist to make it anti-new religons. Ignore him and the other troll.
Posted by ji  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  09:32 PM
"He no longer can view himself in two parts, the carnal and the spiritual[astral], but sees them merge as one, and then to his abysmal horror, discovers
that they are only the carnal - AND ALWAYS WERE! Then he either hates himself to
death, day by day - or rejoices that he is what he is!"--"The God You Save May Be Yourself" from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  09:49 PM
You are exactly what prey is. Ignorant of the rare opportunity before you.

Why are you responding to ignorant prey then? Don't you have billions of humans to rule over, however, you rule over them? By the way, how do you guys rule over humans? Do they do your dishes, wash your cars or what?
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  10:03 PM
So it has being for millions of years.

Really?!!! Wow!

I just can't BELIEVE this is so!

MILLIONS of YEARS! Wow!

Everyone run out and get your copy of The Vampire Bible now!!!

I guess you have proof of the ToV being MILLIONS of years old or else you wouln't have made such a claim.

Wow!
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Tue Mar 01, 2011  at  10:33 PM
"He no longer can view himself in two parts, the carnal and the spiritual[astral], but sees them merge as one, and then to his abysmal horror, discovers
that they are only the carnal - AND ALWAYS WERE! Then he either hates himself to
death, day by day - or rejoices that he is what he is!"--"The God You Save May Be Yourself" from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey"

@anonymous,
WTF? Who cares what Anton LaVey says? Vampirism is not limited to the words of a mere carny.
You can just be a LaVeyan Satanist or go beyond. The LaVeyan Satanist is lazy. It's a good place to start but if you stay there, it is a mentally lazy path. Whatever, I'm done here.
You don't get it and will never get it.
Posted by Vince  in  PA  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  12:06 AM
So I heard Nemo likes to take it up the chute.
Posted by The Shit  in  The Toilet Seat  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  04:53 AM
The purpose of that video was to show proof that a dead organism can be reanimated. It was asked for by detractors and provided.
Posted by The Count  in  Sesame Street  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  06:02 AM
That video proved nothing.

It's probably a hoax (like the ToV) for all I know.

Does Daddy Nemo you're posting this shit here? What would Daddy Nemo, Mummy Isabel and Brother Faelyn think of all this shit you've been saying?

Fucking moron.
Posted by The Shit  in  The Toilet Seat  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  09:48 AM
Here is a link for a new lively discussion that some of are having about the ToV. Enjoy. smile

http://www.paganspace.net/forum/topics/the-tov-is-not-lhp
Posted by M  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  10:48 AM
yeah great fucking evidence count

a 1940's communist propaganda video which has been debunked for years.


so the ToV plan to "contaminate our precious bodily fluids"?



I spose your the kind of dickface that worries about flouride in water as well.

someone tell Major Ripper.
Posted by anonymoused  in  in the house  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  11:37 AM
Mr Count,

Go and give it to Faelyn and Lingua up the ass. See how that feels. Nice, eh?
Posted by The Shit  in  The Toilet Seat  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  11:39 AM
no disrepect "shit" but its pretty obvious from the way he is spewing out propaganda that the Count is a Taker - not a Giver!


BTW - Loved the Nemo Porn Review -


Very nice find
Posted by anonymoused  in  in the house  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  06:32 PM
You buffoons who display aimless fits of anger at the Temple are exactly the ones who are barred from experiencing the awakening that is the fully realized Vampire. Laugh all you want! Your lives are purposeless and you are just food for those who are Real. The Harvest is coming. Ha ha! We will see who gets the last laugh.
Posted by Emil  in  SA  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  07:33 PM
Who cares what Anton LaVey says? Vampirism is not limited to the words of a mere carny.
You can just be a LaVeyan Satanist or go beyond. The LaVeyan Satanist is lazy. It's a good place to start but if you stay there, it is a mentally lazy path.


Did you just call Nemo LAZY and accuse him of taking a mentally lazy path? *smirk*

You do know your precious ToV leader is a Church of Satan Magister, right? wink Wow! I thought a Magus Grand Pu-baa of the Count Chocula Elite would know that much about their own leader?

I do remember such negative and pompous attitudes directed towards Satanism while some like to label Satanism as "inferior" in comparison to the ToV teachings on the Lifeforce messageboard.

I guess you guys are above and better than mere puny human Satanists because you are LORDS OF THE EARTH.

In my opinion, you sound like just another internet tough guy that has to brag saying you are LORD and GOD and going to eat everyone's souls because you are insecure in your own religion or just plain crazy and self-deluded.

After comments like yours, I wonder why the ToV tolerates enemies of the CoS that it seems to be filled with.
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  08:11 PM
Or, better, why does the Church of Satan support an organization that has ToV members with such a better-than-thou mentality towards Satanism? Go figure.

I wonder how that is going to make non-ToV Satanists feel around their Lords and Gods and Rulers of the earth flying ToV banners on LTTD?

Remember, CoS Magisters, these little retards are your LORDS OF THE EARTH and they are going to eat your souls during the FINAL HARVEST.

I guess you are their bitches and better kiss their ass on LTTD if you know what is best for you so they MIGHT spare you in the END OF DAYS.

Kiss their flying skull ring human Satanists before your soul is devoured!!!

Amen...

Bow before your GODS!!! Puny lazy human Satanists!
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  08:18 PM
What's your beef, dude?
I never said satanism is inferior. I don't dig it myself. But some Vampires do. I respect that. But you have to understand that LaVeyan Satanism does not and cannot represent the whole picture of reality. Many Vampires find Satanism to be the best approach to the material existence. And that is what they use it for. So Satanism is perfectly valid and agreeable in that specific reality. Now dealing with consciousness, it gets muddy. Here LaVey left it purposely empty and it is here that the Vampire comes into play in the Nightside. The Vampire Religion has all the answers to consciousness, to reality beyond the carnal. You don't take it on faith. You prove it to yourself. Some people are satisfied with materialism and that's cool. But certain folk are drawn to something deeper. They sense it. Its in their DNA. They are the Vampires.
Are you one of us?
Posted by Vince  in  PA  on  Wed Mar 02, 2011  at  10:57 PM
CVA
Confederacy of Vampire Adepts...announcement/website/general membership info. soon.
Posted by Pyrrah  in  Norway  on  Thu Mar 03, 2011  at  04:44 PM
To those who believe Satanism is against Magic, remember the 6-6-06 Satanic High Mass where Greater Magic was put into action?

http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/666SHighMass.html
Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Thu Mar 03, 2011  at  07:34 PM
"To those who believe Satanism is against Magic, remember the 6-6-06 Satanic High Mass where Greater Magic was put into action?

http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/666SHighMass.html"

I'm not an any side. I'm not affiliated with either group. That Satanic High Mass was nearly five freaking years ago! What have they done since?
They went into the Hellfire caves and got a new Black House ready. Big deal! My point is that what is a once and a while thing for Satanism, is the norm for those who are Vampires. Vampires use Greater Magic all the time, not just for kicks, publicity, or every now and then.
I think those who are truly wise will use both perspectives and make the most of them. If that is what they want to do.
Posted by Amon  in  NY  on  Thu Mar 03, 2011  at  09:03 PM
"After an inferior man has been taught a doctrine of superiority he will remain as inferior as he was before his lesson. He will merely assume himself to be superior, and attempt to employ his recently learned tactics against his own kind, whom he will then consider his inferiors. With each inferior man enjoying what he considers his unique role, the entire bunch will be reduced to a pack of strutting, foppish, self-centered monkeys gamboling about on an island of ignorance. There they will play their games under the supervision of their keeper, who was and will always be a superior man."
-Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (The Devil's Notebook, "Diabolica")
Posted by X  in  X  on  Thu Mar 03, 2011  at  11:35 PM
For those of you seeking true initiation through authentic Black Magic:
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net/2011/02/the-magickal-super-consciousness-of-nyarlathotep-diabolus-rex/
Posted by Robert Howard  in  Arkham  on  Fri Mar 04, 2011  at  07:17 PM
Private;

Indeed. But I think the main issue people are having with CoS` magic (or even Anton LaVeys) is that it seems to be understood as psychodrama ONLY and nothing that could produce external results of any kind (and then Im not talking about gaining a fresh perspective or new found motivation to go out and get your hands dirty).

Nothing wrong with this, I personally find this to be a great method!

But I keep hearing several different things regarding the use of Satanic "magic", even old-timers (now resigned) in the CoS that states that LaVey only shrouded the subject in metaphors because of the audience he was speaking to.

No doubt about that Satanic magic WORKS, even only as applied psychology... But views seems to differ regarding HOW and WHAT is (may be) going on.

Results are everything...but it would be very interesting to hear from experienced Satanists if they actually mean that a ritual can be used to manipulate certain powers and actually bring about the destruction (as in death, tragedy, injury etc etc) of an enemy by itself.
Posted by Diablo Duck  in  in sincere interest  on  Sat Mar 05, 2011  at  10:29 AM
Zee problem wiz that my friend, iz that if magic has effects outside the ritual chamber (more than psychodrama), then you open zee door to zee possible existence of cough! Cough!....Satan and dieux morts-vivants!
Diabolous Rex understands and so have others before him. Sa Majeste Nemo haz spoken of this in his who's there? Black Flame article (also in Fire from within.)
You cannot ignore zee problem for so long.
You iz either real magician or playing a magician.
you choose ..
S'il vous plait, mon ami.
Play pretend as militant atheist CoS or be real magician (many CoS feel this way but quiet about it, in ToV no need to hide truth.)
Gloire a Satan!
Gloire a Tiamat!
Posted by Frenchie  in  France  on  Sat Mar 05, 2011  at  11:17 AM
If one read's The Secret Life of a Satanist by Blanche Barton one would find that LaVey felt that magic may produce real world results. There are many insights on his attitude towards magic and the paranormal in that book and his other writings if Satanists would actually read them. Seriously, this whole "The Church of Satan is against magic" argument wouldn't exist if everyone would READ.

Also, the definition of magic in The Satanic Bible is clear on his personal view towards magic:

Posted by Private  in  Private  on  Sat Mar 05, 2011  at  01:13 PM
hi, this might not be the right place but i don't want to register at a site to ask a question or provide my email address.
What is the difference between Greater Magic and Greater Black Magic?
Posted by Sarah C  in  AL  on  Sat Mar 05, 2011  at  05:40 PM
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