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The Lovely Feejee Mermaid, 1842
The Crown Prince Regent of Thulia, 1954
Snowball the Monster Cat, 2000
Pierre Brassau, Monkey Artist, 1964
Cat that walked 3000 miles to find its owners, 1951
Swiss peasants harvest spaghetti from trees, 1957
Brief History of Triple-Decker Buses
The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals, 1959
Adolf Hitler Baby Photo Hoax, 1933
Lord Gordon-Gordon, robber of the robber barons, 1871
Updates to the Site
I spent the last five days updating the software that runs this site. It was a pretty nightmarish process. First the update changed every URL on the site. Once I managed to fix that, I discovered that the server was repeatedly crashing.

My webhost looked into the issue and found that spammers were trying to submit large amounts of comment spam, which was locking up the servers. (Most of the spam wasn't making it onto the site because the spammers apparently weren't filling out the captcha form, but I guess it was still putting a strain on the server to have to keep denying the spam.) So to combat this, I had to make one large change to how the site runs. From now on, only registered members can submit comments. In fact, only registered members will even be able to see the comment submission form.

Of course, this won't stop spammers from registering and posting spam. But it will stop the lazier type of spammers who simply direct their autobots at the site's comment form and blast away until the server collapses.

This change will mean that there will be far fewer comments on the site. And I know that some people are basically allergic to having to register for sites. But the spammers didn't leave me much choice. And it should make the site more spam free and thus more pleasant for people who do leave comments.

So the spam problem was addressed, but the servers were still freezing up. After a lot more investigation, one of the guys from the software company traced the problem to a bug with how the software was dealing with comment pagination, and he fixed the bug. So, at last, the site appears to be working. Fingers crossed.

I'll keep an eye on the comment pagination problem, and if it looks like it's not fully resolved, I'll simply turn off pagination for all threads and set the comment count high enough so that all the comments for most threads can fit on one page. For those few threads with a lot of comments, I'll ask people to continue the discussion over at the forum, because the forum's software doesn't seem to have the same problem with pagination.
Categories: Miscellaneous
Posted by The Curator on Wed Aug 17, 2011
Comments (7)
Leavin' a comment... BECAUSE I CAN! Hah hah hah! Suck it, spammers!

Seriously though, I welcome the changes. Spamming has been an insane problem of late, and while it's a bit sad that we need to do so, it'll be better in the long run.
Posted by Robin Bobcat  in  Californian Wierdo  on  Thu Aug 18, 2011  at  02:04 AM
I agree with Robin. It's a shame that you have to restrict comments on the main site, but it'll be better in the long run.
Posted by Smerk  in  to mischief  on  Thu Aug 18, 2011  at  08:11 AM
I welcome those changes too Alex. I know some register and then leave their stuff but those are really few and can be reported very quickly. I hadn't even considered the 'bots' at all!

Best of all though, I'm really glad you're more present.......or sort of now anyway!
Posted by hulitoons  in  Abingdon, Maryland  on  Sat Aug 20, 2011  at  10:45 AM
I like the changes, too, and it may possibly bring more discussion over to the forum, which would be nice, also.
Posted by Crafty Dragon  in  Montana  on  Sat Aug 20, 2011  at  02:48 PM
And the mods seem to be keeping up on the spammers that happen to register, so hopefully we can get ready for the increased traffic flow we'll get once Alex starts posting new stuff on the main board. cheese

BTW, love the comment Robin! LOL
Posted by daveprime  in  Deep in the sticks...*yay internet!!*  on  Sat Aug 20, 2011  at  02:49 PM
Oooh...I like the new look, Alex!
Posted by Smerk  in  to mischief  on  Sat Aug 27, 2011  at  11:38 PM
Except the grey bar at the top is twice as high as it needs to be. (To make everything fir 'right'.) wink
Posted by daveprime  in  Deep in the sticks...*yay internet!!*  on  Sun Aug 28, 2011  at  05:38 PM
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