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How to Build a Time Machine
Instructions for building a time machine: "You will need rocks, a Sega Saturn, some celery, spaghetti noodles, thumbtacks, a port-o-potty, and a cellular telephone from the 1980's." But this model of time machine will only transport you to 1993, so it's not of much use. (via The Presurfer)
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Categories: Future/Time Posted by Alex on Mon Jun 28, 2004 |
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"so it's not of much use"
Unless you're into the stock market....
Posted by Mark on Tue Jun 29, 2004 at 05:30 PM
Unless you're into the stock market....
What a load of crap. 
Posted by Shah in Singapore on Thu Aug 26, 2004 at 09:37 PM
i have recently bin looking at earths information about time machines from my super computer im from planet earth in the 51st century time travel can only be usedby expets of the laws of phisics the thing is a time machine which we call the model t.l.s time liepfs sofogus which you would not get from my super computer because the dictionary was changed to a earth basic laungwidge which youst to be english but nowe its changed a bit i have recently adopted a email adress as its so called so you can reply to it try and trace it and the 21st century and the fait of the univers could fall an callapse is this the year 2019 i have not quite masterd the exact times you need special substance called florideutriname oil to make a time found on the 8564252 moon of xade7457457 took us so long to find it your probobly thinking what a nutter thats a hoax well when the ozone layer goes in 2022 dont say i did not tell you this so you incopetent fool i dont now how you are but contact your leader and tell him in 2020 come to roswell to the crash sith on the 16th july come orelse the show doctor who the creater of it is a time traveler and he yoused the idea of the tardis which we yous got toget home i will look at your website whene i can i have hacked into some ones email address so i can recive emails from you he wont notice the super computer will cover it up
Posted by ???????? in space on Sat Nov 26, 2005 at 06:37 PM
You lie. i am captin foil head and i foresee your plans to take over the earth! Im the one who really is from the future, and i have come back to have sex with many clowns. For in the future, clowns are enslaved and mimes rule the earth!
Posted by captin foil head in My own little world on Sat Jul 01, 2006 at 07:49 PM
I would just like to say that attaching the saturn to a port-o-potty with thumb takes was not an easy thing to do... I was just lucky my dad had his old cellphone.
Posted by Animefunkmaster in CA on Mon Jul 17, 2006 at 05:47 AM
how the hell am i going to build one?
Posted by Maggie in Gravenhurst on Mon Aug 28, 2006 at 06:56 PM
i have recently bin looking at earths information about time machines from my super computer im from planet earth in the 51st century time travel can only be usedby expets of the laws of phisics the thing is a time machine which we call the model t.l.s time liepfs sofogus which you would not get from my super computer because the dictionary was changed to a earth basic laungwidge which youst to be english but nowe its changed a bit i have recently adopted a email adress as its so called so you can reply to it try and trace it and the 21st century and the fait of the univers could fall an callapse is this the year 2019 i have not quite masterd the exact times you need special substance called florideutriname oil to make a time found on the 8564252 moon of xade7457457 took us so long to find it your probobly thinking what a nutter thats a hoax well when the ozone layer goes in 2022 dont say i did not tell you this so you incopetent fool i dont now how you are but contact your leader and tell him in 2020 come to roswell to the crash sith on the 16th july come orelse the show doctor who the creater of it is a time traveler and he yoused the idea of the tardis which we yous got toget home i will look at your website whene i can i have hacked into some ones email address so i can recive emails from you he wont notice the super computer will cover it up
Posted by hana taleb in W.A. Perth on Thu Mar 22, 2007 at 02:28 AM
I assume your lack of communication skills can be attributed to a language shift over the coming 3000 years. Offhand I'd say your super computer wasn't exactly that 'super' since even today's computers can catch most of the spelling, grammar, and capitalization mistakes you made.
"Og smash! Smash 'puter, smash."
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Thu Mar 22, 2007 at 09:46 AM
"Og smash! Smash 'puter, smash."
what a load of shit
Posted by austin durham in florence al on Thu Apr 12, 2007 at 05:53 PM
What a pile of shit. I made a time machine using a old Delorean and some radioactive substances.
But you need to go 88 MPH which is impossible due to the traffic jams.Traffic jams are the work of the devil.
Posted by CANDUDE on Sun Aug 05, 2007 at 12:05 PM
But you need to go 88 MPH which is impossible due to the traffic jams.Traffic jams are the work of the devil.
LOL, if someone is successful please post the info! 
Posted by Webhotel on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 11:24 AM
I can't accept that now a days computers are super fast and they change the correct spelling and grammar and capitalization mistakes that we made. It better you to upgrade your computer.
Posted by Windows Tips in India on Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 07:15 PM
da only reason i wanna make an time machine iz because i wanna go back in time when mj was alive dats all
Posted by Davon Dower in baltimore md on Wed Sep 15, 2010 at 08:41 PM
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