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The Price of Fake Sick Notes
Status: News article
I'm hesitant to post this, remembering that the last time I posted about fake doctor's notes I ended up with hundreds of comments from people asking me to provide them with fake notes. But here goes anyway. The Shanghai Daily has an interesting short article about the economics of the fake-sick-note industry in China. Apparently sellers of fake doctor's notes can be found outside of many Shanghai hospitals:The price depends on the type of disease and duration of the sick leave. A note allowing two to three days of rest normally costs 20 (US$2.47) to 30 yuan. The price goes up if the person requires longer sick leave. Ailments on two-day fake notes are always fever and diarrhea. Fractures can be 40 to 50 days, said the reader, who bought a two-day note for 20 yuan.
I imagine the guys selling these notes must be like scalpers, lurking on the street corner, coming up to strangers ("Hey, buddy. Wanna buy a sick note?") I've never seen the equivalent in America. But then, I've never gone shopping for a fake sick note.
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Categories: Business/Finance, Health/Medicine Posted by Alex on Mon Mar 13, 2006 |
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please excuse from school
Posted by Rylee Cole in 25 Mechanic St. on Tue Apr 10, 2007 at 03:50 PM
I need a note that says i was provideing home health care for my stepdad from the 2nd through the 10th of april 2007. thanks!!
John
Posted by John in work on Wed Apr 11, 2007 at 07:34 PM
John
i need doc note saying i was in emergency room on 4-20-07 and can return to work saturday 4-21-07
Posted by angela in unted states on Fri Apr 20, 2007 at 04:53 PM
i need a doctors note for yesterday and the next which are 4-21-07 and 4-22-07. i found out my friend died and in order to get off i have to be sick with a doctors note. i told them i was vommitting.
Posted by Tara in amarillo texas on Sun Apr 22, 2007 at 12:35 AM
i had pink eye
Posted by felix on Mon Apr 23, 2007 at 03:22 PM
strep throat may return to work immediatley
Posted by phillip schmahl in florida on Thu May 24, 2007 at 08:06 PM
i need an excuse for sunday june 3, 2007 for being in the emergency room
Posted by ashley flake in las vegas nevada on Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 07:41 PM
i need an excuse for work for the last week and also next week, if i could have both weeks at the same time. I thank you oh and just say i had an allergic reaction to some nuts. Thanks really
Posted by Red Ruffinsore on Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 09:30 PM
no wait drop the nuts and just say it was prunes. Thats sortof true anyway. Allergic from prunes that works. Thanks sorry I changed my mind
Posted by Red Ruffinsore on Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 09:39 PM
you know what drop the nuts dump the prunes and just say I had a two week case of the 24 hour flu for like 14 days. cool
Posted by Red Ruffinsore on Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 09:43 PM
i want a fake doctors note FOR FREE!!!!!!!! 
Posted by sexy mama on Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 11:24 AM
need a doc exuse for 2 days stomach pain
Posted by Joel in Houston texas on Mon Sep 24, 2007 at 01:51 AM
I need an excuse sayin i was at the emergency room with my daughter october 20, 2007
Posted by Tiffany in Columbus ohio on Sat Oct 20, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Where can I get a fake doctors note for FREE!!! I'm desperate HELP PLEASE!!!
Posted by Virgo in P.A on Fri Nov 09, 2007 at 08:15 AM
:D HeLooOoOoOOoo
Posted by Jessie in England Derbushire on Sun Dec 09, 2007 at 12:07 PM
The best notes I've seen are at http://mwmenterprises.com/fakedocnotes
They got me out of work and school last Tuesday
Posted by Dr. EZ Street on Wed Jan 02, 2008 at 07:58 PM
They got me out of work and school last Tuesday
can not participate in swim class due to an ear infection
Posted by sati in summit il on Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 11:50 PM
im reall sick and need doctors note for today and tomorrow
Posted by Barbara Bond in Tomball on Mon Feb 25, 2008 at 02:22 PM
This is to funny, who would spend money on a fake doctors note for one or two days? This is only common since, we have all been to a Doctor and recieved an excuse for you or your children. All you need to do is go onto Microsoft Word and use the postcard template #3263 or #3381 along with the many fonts, if you have an old Doctors note to copy from great if not, open the phone book and look up Doctors you will find all the information needed for your excuse.I have done this many time for myself and other people, just remember the Doctors signature is in script and hard to read go threw your fonts and use the best one and reminds you of a doctors handwriting.
http://bestfakedoctornotes.com
Posted by Fake Doctor Notes on Sun Mar 16, 2008 at 07:15 AM
http://bestfakedoctornotes.com
i need a sick note to my working place in Zambia,say am in the hospital, because i was involved in an accident on 8/19/08.
i need to be off for 50 days and how can i get this note today 8/3/8 i have to fax it to Africa.
Please reply asap.
Posted by conrad handiya in 30338 Atlanta GA U.S.A on Wed Sep 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM
i need to be off for 50 days and how can i get this note today 8/3/8 i have to fax it to Africa.
Please reply asap.
I stumbled upon this site at http://doctors-excuse.blogspot.com which explaining about FREE and PAID fake doctor note.
The free one is more suitable for those doing a research or just an entertainment purpose only. While, for those who really need a looks real high quality fake doctor note like Amy, you have no choice, you have to buy it. I've bought it once from that site and it works like a charm!
Posted by Joe Average on Wed Oct 08, 2008 at 08:24 AM
The free one is more suitable for those doing a research or just an entertainment purpose only. While, for those who really need a looks real high quality fake doctor note like Amy, you have no choice, you have to buy it. I've bought it once from that site and it works like a charm!
Katie will no longer be attending my councelling sessions during school, please excuse her for her absences on the Tuesday school time she has missed. Katie will continue her councelling on a different date.
Posted by Katie McManus in Auckland, New Zealand on Mon Mar 09, 2009 at 06:11 PM
I need a doctors note for two weeks january 18 to february 15 thanks
Posted by Angie in amarillo on Tue Jan 19, 2010 at 08:26 AM