The Online Pregnancy Tester
Status: Joke Website
This site claims to be able to scan you through your computer monitor using 'zeta waves', and determine whether or not you are pregnant.
The scanning software checks for:
Endocrine balance, Hormone levels, Amniotic concentration, Carbohydrate level, Ketone (ketosis/lipolysis), Ovulation status, Bovine Encephalitis, Distemper, and Progesterone infusion. The remote testing system then checks the levels and calculates the likelihood of your being pregnant.
It's a joke site, obviously. They do have such disclaimers on each page.
There are some good parts, such as the guarantee:
"Our results are 100% guaranteed. Please note we only guarantee that you'll get a result, not that the results will be accurate." I also liked the section where it tells you the identity of the father of your baby.
(via randi.org)
Posted By: Flora | Date:
Sun Nov 05, 2006 |
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Noticed all the babies look the same... even when I typed in Duhead and Cracker Jack for the name. The father is Fabio, even though I live in Australia... When I typed in Cracker Jack, Elvis was the father... disturbing...
Posted by Meerkat on Tue Nov 14, 2006 at 08:40 AM
Suprisingly enough this site got 2 out of 4 right.
I am pregnant at the moment and the songram told me I'm having a girl
Posted by Dany in Waco, Texas on Thu Nov 16, 2006 at 05:13 PM
wow i had a girl named stephanie by fabiooooo
Posted by amy norman in barnesville on Fri Nov 16, 2007 at 05:23 AM
There’s an episode of M.A.S.H. where Hawkeye performs a pregnancy test using Radar’s pet rabbit. When Radar learns that the rabbit must be killed, he withdraws his permission. Hawkeye agrees to perform the test by performing surgery on the rabbit and merely removing the relevant organ. I forget which organ is involved in the test, but I think it was the ovaries.
Posted by Dubai Web Design in Dubai on Sat Nov 15, 2008 at 08:33 PM
i think i was raped!!!!! i would NEVER do bill clinton! that mother fu**er impregnated me with a fu**ing 13 pound baby. amanda sue clinton?? she aint mine!!!!!
Posted by lindsey in salisbury, md on Fri Feb 06, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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