Ted Jesus Christ GOD

image Ted Kurts is a humble guy. All he asks is that you recognize that he's the Messiah and the second coming of Jesus Christ. You doubt his claim? You want proof? Then check out his photo to the right. Doesn't he look eerily like certain portrayals of Christ? What better proof could you ask for? Oh, and please don't refer to him as Ted Kurts. It's Ted Jesus Christ God, to you. When I come across sites like this it's hard to know if they're supposed to be taken seriously or not. I kinda suspect Ted is serious. Or maybe not. Who knows. But Ted Jesus Christ God says that anyone who links to his site will be blessed, so if he does turn out to be the real thing, then I've got my bases covered.

Religion

Posted on Wed Mar 17, 2004


Comments

I love how it says that if you want proof he's Jesus just look at his picture. Perhaps I'm mistaken but I believe Jesus was a middle eastern man. He would have had dark skin and dark hair. We'd probably mistake Him for a terrorist today. Ted looks nothing like this.
Posted by Sarah  on  Thu Oct 05, 2006  at  08:20 PM
LOL! Wait a minute! Didn`t someone predict that the third AntiChrist would rise and be more powerful than the first two, Napolean and Hitler, and the guy would be a Jew claiming to be the Messiah? And this guy fits that perfectly? Could this be Lucifer? If you believe in those fairy tales that is. Like the entire bible. A bunch of childrens parables LOL! And you people call yourselves intelligent followers? LOL! Perhaps you all should lower the rose colored glasses and look at whats really out there. Or perhaps you all will allow the church to crucify ANOTHER victim like they did Jesus.
I pray for all your souls. I love you all
Posted by kevin D Yoder  on  Wed Jan 10, 2007  at  07:22 PM
Jesus will not come back until the son of perdition has come. (Anti-christ) Also, check out his site now: tedjesuschristgod.org
Posted by Philip  on  Wed Jun 20, 2007  at  07:48 PM
I live down the street from this guy and yeah, he takes himself seriously.
Posted by Chris  on  Tue Oct 23, 2007  at  09:10 AM
I am GOD JESUS CHRIST this is the second coming
Posted by GOD JESUS CHRIST  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  09:33 AM
Oh wow! I love all you people! I forgot all about this site! And I`ve learned a TON since writing it! A ton! I`ll share later! Thx for the replies guys and gals! Love ya all!
Posted by kevin  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  09:58 AM
And look at that moron above claiming he`s God! LOL! What an idiot! Did he escape from a mental hospital? LOL!
Posted by kevin  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  10:03 AM
I'm disappointed that nobody seems to care about Ted's mental health and overall welfare.

Just because he's humiliating himself in front of a global online audience doesn't mean we should all just point and laugh.

He is obviously ill and his psychological condition is clearly deteriorating. I mean, c'mon -- he sleeps on the street and posts videos in public libraries claiming to be the wrathful second coming of Jesus Christ!

Why isn't Ted receiving treatment?
Posted by LJ  on  Tue Sep 09, 2008  at  08:13 PM
Why do you consider him "ill"? "Treating" him is societies way of controlling him and getting him out of the public's sight. Let Ted be Ted.
Posted by Chris  on  Wed Sep 10, 2008  at  08:48 PM
Quick question to Ted ..God, real simple ..I have read your site and documents, and there is one little thing that Jesus No#1 did that the world awaits.. when do you provide a miracle ..something that stands out that the real Jesus did to show people that he was the son of God. You are a great writer and know how to use the Internet like most 6 year olds, but at 1 BC there was no Internet. When do you walk on water? And if you die .. will you come back to tell people that there is Life after death. So i read that people think you are just a strange guy that think he is jesus because his picture is like some pictur from the 1800s .. Ted ..oh holy one ..show us weak humans a sign, act (minus the 16s year bility to use the Internet( that you are the one whom you are .. CNN is waiting oh Holy one !! and NBC/CBS/CBC and ..........
Posted by John  on  Fri Mar 13, 2009  at  07:26 PM
I went to a small private high school with Ted. We graduated together. He was a great guy but obviously something went terribly wrong and now his is in mental bondage. I pray for the day he can be freed.
Posted by Mike  on  Tue Apr 07, 2009  at  06:27 PM
Ted -when do we see the miracle that shows us that you are the new Jesus? Its that simple, and you can solve the worlds problems.

Merci, as John said , oh "Holy One" a Mircale would make a big difference. We are waiting Mr Ted
Posted by Jean  on  Thu Jun 04, 2009  at  07:50 PM
On this side of the river and
on that was the tree of life...
Posted by tRe'd...  on  Fri Mar 12, 2010  at  06:22 PM
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