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Sonic Stain Remover
Would this thing actually work? It's described as an ultrasonic stain remover that "will remove virtually any clothing stain, no matter how stubborn." The fact that the ad copy keeps repeating the phrase 'utilizes ultrasonic technology' without actually explaining how or why it's supposed to work makes me skeptical. I guess the ultrasonic sound waves are somehow supposed to break up stain particles? If it did work as advertised, it would be useful. (via Red Ferret)
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Categories: Business/Finance Posted by Alex on Wed Apr 06, 2005 |
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I think I'll save myself some money, and continue removing stains the old fashioned way - soap, water and elbow grease. 
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 12:42 AM
Tide (Procter & Gamble) sells one, too.
Tide Buzz
Consumer Reports has done a review of the Tide one, but I'm not gonna spend $5 just to see it.
Maybe this is what the woman from the Kentucky Fried Movie needed. (Although shouting the stains out seemed to work for her
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Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 01:12 AM
Tide Buzz
Consumer Reports has done a review of the Tide one, but I'm not gonna spend $5 just to see it.
Maybe this is what the woman from the Kentucky Fried Movie needed. (Although shouting the stains out seemed to work for her
Well ultrasonic technology is employed to break up kidney stones; perhaps it works similarly with stains. Unfortunately, patients treated for stones with ultrasound experience a much higher recurrence than those treated conventionally. Which begs the question, are garments treated ultrasonically more likely to develop new stains than those just tossed in the wash?
Posted by andychrist on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 01:42 AM
If it works on any stain, no matter how stubborn
What does it do to the dye?
Posted by Sharruma on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 03:28 AM
What does it do to the dye?
It has no detrimental effect on the colours of your fabric.
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 03:45 AM
I would just think from it's description that it rubs really quickly, a lot. I can see how that works, but the little head thing looks terribly small. If you had a stain the size of a half dollar, you'd be ultrasonic-ing for HOURS.
I use some oxy stuff. I think it works b/c it has perioxide in it.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 05:57 AM
I use some oxy stuff. I think it works b/c it has perioxide in it.
It says it only "Virtually" removes stains. That word is a tricky one.
Posted by X in McKinney, TX on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 08:51 AM
I just happen to subscribe to Consumer Reports.com. Here's what they have to say about Tide Buzz:
Tide Buzz, a new stain-removal system from Procter & Gamble and Black & Decker, uses a cleaning solution and ultrasonic energy to clear stains from clothing before laundering. You insert a bottle of Tide's solution into the unit's base and put a
Posted by Nymph on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 08:57 AM
Tide Buzz, a new stain-removal system from Procter & Gamble and Black & Decker, uses a cleaning solution and ultrasonic energy to clear stains from clothing before laundering. You insert a bottle of Tide's solution into the unit's base and put a
Hmmm, interesting! Thanks for posting the bit from CR.
Posted by Winona in USA on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 10:31 AM
Nymph, thanks for the "consumers" info.
"You can also buzz spots off clothing that you're wearing." Uh, even skidmarks?

Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 11:10 AM
"You can also buzz spots off clothing that you're wearing." Uh, even skidmarks?
with Oxyclean you may use or sell any device for cleaning (CD player, toothbrush, your hand) and it will work.
Posted by Loxx on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 12:51 PM
Ultrasonic cleaners are nothing new. They're used in laboratories a lot to clean specimens, tools, parts, anything. However, in that case they usually aren't used on fabrics, and usually don't use detergent, you just soak your sample in solvent (ie. alcohol, acetone, etc.). I know there's a bunch of ultrasonic jewlery cleaners out there.
Posted by brian on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 01:58 PM
Excerpt from the ad for this cleaner:
"Utilizes ultrasonic technology
Posted by Pat Kerfoot in Victoria, B.C., Canada on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 03:25 PM
"Utilizes ultrasonic technology
Yeah, Pat, I was pretty sure 120 vibrations p.s. was in the audible range.
If ultrasonic cleaners work (and apparently they do), they must work in a way analogous to how washing machines work-- agitate the clothes, watch parts, or whatever in a cleaning solution (e.g. soap and water) until the dirt shakes loose.
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 05:12 PM
If ultrasonic cleaners work (and apparently they do), they must work in a way analogous to how washing machines work-- agitate the clothes, watch parts, or whatever in a cleaning solution (e.g. soap and water) until the dirt shakes loose.
"You can also buzz spots off clothing that you're wearing."
Hmmm, I think I feel a new pick-up line coming on:
"Hi, there. Too bad about that drink you just spilled. Let me try my new ultrasonic vibrating stain remover on that..."
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 05:15 PM
Hmmm, I think I feel a new pick-up line coming on:
"Hi, there. Too bad about that drink you just spilled. Let me try my new ultrasonic vibrating stain remover on that..."
Could it work on a birthmark or a mole. I bet I got some stains it couldn't get out.
Posted by booch on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 01:04 PM
Who cares if it works, the model is just plain HOT!
Posted by Wally on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 06:12 PM
Sorry, guess I just miss the Dusty girl...
Posted by Wally on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 06:13 PM
That model IS one of the Dusty girls, isn't she?
Anyway, I'd be happy to remove stains from clothes she's wearing, any time.
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 05:53 PM
Anyway, I'd be happy to remove stains from clothes she's wearing, any time.
I bought the Tide Buzz for $9.99 two weeks ago at a store called "Tuesday Morning."
I've tried it on ketchup and grass stains; so far so good. I think that Shout would have removed these stains as well though.
I'll try to remember to write back when I've given it a serious test.
Posted by cairob3 in mitchellville, md. on Tue Jul 12, 2005 at 09:12 AM
I've tried it on ketchup and grass stains; so far so good. I think that Shout would have removed these stains as well though.
I'll try to remember to write back when I've given it a serious test.
I just bought the Tide Buzz machine for $9.77(Canadian) at XS Cargo. I had a gravy stain on a shirt that had set for a couple days. I had tried Shout, Stain away, Oxy and just letting it sit with liquid detergent on it, none of it worked. The Tide Buzz got it out no problem and saved the shirt from the garbage. Ten bucks well spent.
Posted by Pammy66 in Canada on Tue Jan 24, 2006 at 08:05 PM
I bought a GC Ultrasonic Stain remover from the website above. It removed Ink Stain and Grass stains from my Son's sport kits without scrubing. A bit more expensive than the Buzz, but the design is slick and it does the job. Very pleased with it.
Posted by Mary Richards, in UK on Tue Mar 28, 2006 at 04:37 AM
Sorry the website did not appear above.http://www.ultrasonic-stain-remover.com
Posted by Mary Richards, in UK on Tue Mar 28, 2006 at 04:39 AM
I tried Tide Buzz today. It doesn't work well with ground in perspiration stains, but it cleaned my wedding ring pretty nicely. Put your ring in a shallow dish and cover with water. Turn on (normal setting) and place the ultrasonic tip close to the ring and go around it. Don't need to touch the ring. It will excite the water which will even clean the dirt from engraved letters. It's fun buzzing water and watching water drops vaporize. Glad I only paid $10 for it.
Posted by rcozer in Canada on Tue Oct 10, 2006 at 04:08 AM
I bought a buzz for $12 and have already more than recouped my money in stains removed. I even removed an old paint mark from a favourite shirt using lighter fluid as the couplant. If you put some detergent and water in a small container you can even clean jewellery.
I guess one of those pond fogger devices could also work well. I know that the ultrasonically generated stream hurts if you put your finger in it.
Posted by Trevor in Ontario on Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 12:44 PM
I guess one of those pond fogger devices could also work well. I know that the ultrasonically generated stream hurts if you put your finger in it.
Bought the tide buzz today for 1.99 at Christmas tree shop and refills for 59 cents who cares if it doesn't work now thats a deal!!
Posted by Jason in Pawtucket Rhode island on Thu Jun 19, 2008 at 08:54 PM
Like Mary Richards, I have also used the GC ultrasonic stain remover. It removed ink stain and curry. I tried everything and nothing worked. Now i use it all the time on my 6 year ,s clothes. A bit pricy but does the job and a good long term investment. I am really pleased with it.
Posted by Joyce Eigbokhan in UK on Fri Jun 20, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Skidmarks?...
U got skidmarks on you, with a name like Rod ya betr wach owt 4 dem zpeed bumps!
Posted by ok on Sat Apr 11, 2009 at 12:05 PM
U got skidmarks on you, with a name like Rod ya betr wach owt 4 dem zpeed bumps!
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