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Single Black Female Looking for Love
An email has been making the rounds that appears to be a personal ad from a 'single black female' who's looking for love. Daisy, as the mystery female calls herself, promises that she loves to play and, if she finds the right man, will be willing to wait at home for him 'wearing only what nature gave me.' Thousands of men have called up the number listed in the email, only to find themselves connected to the Atlanta Humane Society. Daisy is, of course, a black Labrador. Here's the text of the email:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call [phone number] and ask for Daisy.
Categories: Email Hoaxes, Sex/Romance
Posted by The Curator on Tue Sep 30, 2003
Comments (4)
i am unmarried male,india,43yrs old male,.single man,.passport holder,.willing relocated any country,.seek female for relationship/friednship/marriage,.any age welcome,.any country welcome,.i am settled any country,.iam settled she place welcome,.any place/education welcome,.please contact me
Posted by ravi  in  india  on  Mon Sep 25, 2006  at  08:08 AM
Hehe that is a funny ad and how so many responded back to it. Most people would think it was a female but it was a dog. Very funny.
Posted by female enhancers  on  Sun Jul 13, 2008  at  01:36 PM
mail me i am fully interested
Posted by justice  in  south africa  on  Mon Nov 16, 2009  at  06:26 AM
mail me i am 30yrs old, single man...Thailand
Posted by Dawut  on  Tue Apr 20, 2010  at  10:27 PM
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