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See The Lord!
Status: Pareidolia
If you feel deprived because you've never had a vision of Jesus, here's your chance to see him float before your eyes. Just look at the image below and follow these instructions (via somareview).1. Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the image for roughly 30 or 40 seconds.
2. Then, stare at a blank wall near you (any smooth, single-colored surface will do).
3. You will see a circle of light developing—the onset of a holy vision.
4. Blink your eyes a few times as the figure begins to emerge.
5. What do you see? Or rather, who do you see?... Congratulations. You just had a religious sighting!
Once you've had your fun with that, consider this link (getbehindjesus.net) sent in by Phred who writes: "I suspect this was done with Photoshop and that its perpetrators firmly have their tongue in cheek but, see for yourself." I also think "get behind Jesus" was more than slightly enhanced by Photoshop (the superimposed image of Jesus helps to clarify the miracle). The link may not be safe for work (if a picture of a dog's posterior would offend your boss) or for people whose religious sensibilities would be easily offended.
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Categories: Pareidolia, Religion Posted by Alex on Mon Sep 18, 2006 |
Comments (15) |
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Oh, man, it works!
I can never see those "Magic Eye" images, but this time I really saw an image of a face in front of my eyes!
Pretty cool.
I'm not sure whther it was Jesus or the Zig Zag man, though.
Posted by Big Gary in Santa Fe, Texas on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 05:23 PM
I can never see those "Magic Eye" images, but this time I really saw an image of a face in front of my eyes!
Pretty cool.
I'm not sure whther it was Jesus or the Zig Zag man, though.
No way dude...that's Rob Zombie.
Posted by Gee on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Looks more like Count Rugen from the Princess Bride to me...
Posted by petitechatte1348 in Portland, OR on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 06:36 PM
Either Count Rugen or any Musketeers-era Frenchman.
Posted by OrionHR in WV on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 09:21 PM
It's my long-lost brother, Paul. Hey, where are you, dude?
Posted by stork in the spiracles of space on Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 09:52 PM
I didn't know that Jesus had a moustache like my Rodeo running uncle...
OMG MY UNCLE IS JESUS!
Jesus lives in the deep south.
Posted by Mera on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 03:01 AM
OMG MY UNCLE IS JESUS!
Jesus lives in the deep south.
Dude, I totally saw Jesus! Whoa, trippy.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 03:45 AM
Whoa!! John Lennon!
Posted by Ed on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 05:53 AM
Guys this is soooo old its been around for ages. First saw this in Uni 1998!!!
Posted by Merve on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 06:21 AM
I'm gonna agree with Merve on this...I've been seeing this for years...and not just the internet. Most likely before photoshop was around.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 08:51 AM
GET OUT OF MY HEAD JESUS!1!!!
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Yea come on, have you not seen this before? This is years old!
Posted by Alun in Wales, UK on Tue Sep 19, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Um, guys, the bit about Photoshop was talking about the getbehindjesus.net pic, not the B&W thing up there.
Posted by Ponygirl on Wed Sep 20, 2006 at 04:17 AM
Dath Vader is Jesus...?
It all makes sense now.
Posted by Goofycabal in New Zealand on Wed Sep 20, 2006 at 05:55 AM
It all makes sense now.
I swear it's Cobra Commander!
Posted by Anne on Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 04:40 PM
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