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Rosie’s New Blog
Whenever I come across a celebrity blog nowadays I figure it's probably fake. So looking at the new blog of Rosie O'Donnell, I thought it had to be a phony. Especially given how bizarre it is. It's almost entirely written in non-rhyming verse. A lot of it I can't even understand. But Defamer points out that it's linked to from the homepage of Rosie's official site, which is pretty good evidence that it's real.
Categories: Celebrities
Posted by The Curator on Wed Mar 09, 2005
Umm, silly question really, but who the f*#k would even want to read Rosie O'Donnell's blog in the first place????
Posted by Nettie  in  Perth, Western Australia  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  02:50 AM
When I saw her links, and one was to "BUSH FLASH" I just shuddered and clicked on that little x in the top right corner.
I'm too scared to look and discover whether it's George W. or HER at the other end.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  03:11 AM
Weirdness. big surprise
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  10:15 AM
cripes... i got about a dozen lines down on "Rosie's" blog. Where exactly is that suicide bridge in Scotland, anyway? Raed any more Rosie and I'll be jumpin'
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  10:52 AM
I think my eyes have fallen out.

Hairy, it's near Glasgow.

Hmm, O'Donnell or Glasgow....

Which is the lesser of the two evils?
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  10:57 AM
I've never been to Glasgow, but I spent a week in O'Donnell...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:10 AM
I'm sorry. That was uncalled for... BRINGG "Hairy could you do some more dirty Rosie puns?" Okay, now that it's been called for.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:13 AM
I sat on the can too long this morning... now I have a ring around the rosie
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:15 AM
That's not a ring, that's dust pulled in by her gravitaional field. It just LOOKS like a ring.

Spent a week in O'Donnel? Holy hell, how did you find your way out? Breadcrumbs?
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:29 AM
cripes... having way too much time on my hands, I went so far into Rosie's blog, that I nearly registered to make comments. I wanted to tell her about this thread, but I chickened out.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:34 AM
When I got to the Terms of Service part of the registration, I got a creepy feeling that they were gonna sell my name to lists I don't want to be on...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:36 AM
actually, I could tolerate Rosie in the first few weeks of her show some years back, cuz she had on lots of Where-are-they-now stars of old TV sitcoms...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:39 AM
After she ran out of puffy ex kid stars, she switched to lengthy exchanges with Elmo, the Muppet. I was weaned on Ed Sullivan and Topo Gigio, so it didn't work for me.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:42 AM
"Eh, Mista Eddie- That Rosie- she's a one hot tomato, no?" "Tow-pow, you have no idea, my mousy confidente'. She'll has a really big shoe." "That's-a cuz she's bowls, Eddie."
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:47 AM
please escusa my Topo typos, Eddie
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:49 AM
At least she admits to removing each post that disagrees with her sensitive, orchid-like nature.
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  03:13 PM
I still havn't figured out exactly what she's famous for. Her blog's pretty boring and she seems to have very little to say.
Posted by JoeSixpack  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  05:16 PM
This might seem like a stupid question to ask, but just because the blog links to Rosie's official site, how does that prove it's real? I admit that I don't know how the blogger website works, but on other internet based journals I know that you can link to anything as "your" webpage...you can insert any URL into the box labeled, "My Website." So does blogger work differently than that?
Posted by Nadia  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  10:50 PM
Got to her official website. You'll see the difference between what you mean and what's on the screen there.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:15 PM
Rod, thanks for pointing me in the right direction. I now understand what you mean. I guess if a link to the blog itself is embedded on her official site, it's gotta be real, right? Unless there's some hacker at work trying to be funny, and nobody from her camp has picked up on it yet.
Posted by Nadia  on  Wed Mar 09, 2005  at  11:36 PM
If I was gonna hack a site to post on the front page, I'd do it to a little more high-profile person, like Yahoo Serious.

Or Pauly Shore.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Thu Mar 10, 2005  at  12:31 AM
I used to really like Rosie. Her show was awesome. I didn't care when she said she was gay, but after the show ended she didn't seem as nice.
Posted by R.  in  USA  on  Thu Jun 16, 2005  at  06:58 PM
ok you either have too much time on your hands to sit here and badger a person that you don't even know...She is a great person who has done a lot probably more than you have in one day!! So if you don't like Rosie find something more constructive to do, then to make fun of people!!!
Posted by Lori  in  missouri  on  Thu May 04, 2006  at  07:37 PM
Rosie is nothing but a very angry gay woman. Go Kelly!!!
Posted by Lara  on  Tue Nov 21, 2006  at  09:50 PM
rosie, I support you 100% im 14 years old and I really appreciate what you do for kids etc...when I was little I looked up to you and I still think you are a postive force in children's lives. Oh yeah the KCA's will never be the same without you!!!!
I just wanted you to know you have alot of people for you and the people who know what you have done love you.
Posted by Morgan  in  los angeles  on  Thu Dec 21, 2006  at  02:43 PM
I'm really glad someone decided to stand up to THE Donald, I think he's one of the goofiest human beings in existence. He has NO class, NO intellect, NO looks, and NO personality. He only gets hot looking chicks because he's rich. He really has always impressed me as being a loser as a human being. I'm 100% straight, and sleeping alone. But there is NOT enough gold in the world to let that man ever touch me. Like I said I'm staight but I'd much rather date Rosie than THE Donald. I cannot believe that any business man would make the kind of uneducated remarks I've seen him making on tv about Rosie.
Posted by Rosemarie  in  Oklahoma  on  Fri Dec 22, 2006  at  01:50 AM
Isn't that the truth....
Posted by Lori  on  Fri Dec 22, 2006  at  04:24 PM
Who elected Rosie as the boss of everyone? I think the show's called "The View" for a reason. Apparently "THE" is the key word for the spineless producers who allow Rosie O'Donnell to continue with her meaningless, one-sided, self-serving rants. Apparently "THE" View is Rosie's view and no-body else's. Barbara has totally wimped out. As for me, I elect to turn the chanel when I see Rosie's fat, ugly puss. And I won't do business with anyone who sponsors her or the show as long as she's on it. Good Day!
Posted by RosiesNotTheBoss!  on  Thu Mar 22, 2007  at  11:03 PM
i think it is absolutely pathetic that rosie is allowed to parade around like she has been a victim because of self mutalation. O boo hooo my mom died and i couldnt cope with it, so i broke my own arms and hands and fingers, oh yea let me see some xrays, this is bull shit look at what celebs can do just because they want to. boo hoo i am a multimillionaire and need to make some money so let me write a story that will get me some sympathy while i am still in the spotlight. You suck rosie go start beating yourself again and let me know if it helps you out this time around. dumb ass!
Posted by Joe  in  Kingston, NY  on  Wed Sep 12, 2007  at  04:44 PM
Rosie bites. She is a very unhappy human. No one really cares what she thinks because its usually very little. What a hateful uncaring person.
Posted by angel  on  Wed Dec 19, 2007  at  08:53 AM
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