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Rent A Dildo
I've commented on weird rental services before, but this is easily the weirdest yet. It's Rent a Dildo. It's like Netflix for sex toys. Not something many people would want to use second-hand. The site is very well designed and professional looking (though the topic itself makes it not safe for work). However when you try to sign up you read that "Though we are not yet signing up paying customers, we are testing the service with a limited number of beta users." This is code for "This is a hoax". (Thanks to Iain for the link)
While I'm on the subject of sex hoaxes, also check out Abstinence Only, a site that "offers abstinence-only education based on the strictest most literal interpretations of the Bible" (it's also NSFW). Turns out you can do quite a lot while remaining 'abstinent'.
Categories: Sex/Romance
Posted by The Curator on Tue Apr 19, 2005
U-Ball? Rider? Rent-Erect? I think the MOH should be renamed The Museum of Horns. Must be nice to still have a sex drive... I'm too old to remember
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:08 AM
"Must be nice to still have a sex drive... I'm too old to remember"

But RRRRaaaaaoooouuuulllllll says you're never too old to remember!
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:15 AM
Hahaha Abstinence Only: "Putting the Attitude in Beatitude"
Posted by Deediddums  in  Dublin  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:29 AM
Well, hey, that's Raoul. Me Hairy, Him Raoul
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:41 AM
What did he say about me a couple of days ago- that I have "white hairs in bad places"? Like he'd know... I wouldn't call them Bad Places, more like Odd Spots
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:45 AM
I love the homosexual abstience page. It's funny.
Posted by Dany  in  Waco, Texas  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  10:51 AM
The abstinence page was nuts! Rent a dildo...that's just too funny for words.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  11:16 AM
Technical Virgin is also cool. Don't miss "I have a future"!

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/


--Tom
Posted by Tom  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  12:00 PM
I've been on Technical Virgin (that just doesn't sound right). It's extremely funny. I'm not even going to try the others from work.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  12:09 PM
Turns out you can do quite a lot while remaining 'abstinent'.

No kidding, just ask Bill Clinton. Apparently you can have "loads" of fun (pun intended) all while "Not having sexual relations!"

Oral doesn't count... YEAH, that'll get you out of trouble. How long before they divorce? As soon as her presidential aspirations are either recognized or over... guaranteed!
Posted by Mark-N-Isa  in  Midwest USA  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  05:04 PM
I saw a t-shirt tonight that said "Christian-American-Heterosexual-ProGun-Conservative Any Questions?", so I came in to work totally pissed off at those nazi-loving pig-fucking Republicans.

But seeing AbstinenceOnly.com was just the cure for my neofascist blues!

I especially liked the little pic that goes like this:

Jesus says: Hate Fags? You're probably gay. Seek counseling.

That's just what I've been looking for! There's a professor at college with a bumper sticker that says "MARRIAGE: one man, one woman." I have to walk by that asshole's car three times a week. From now on that bitch is getting a Jesus Says printout under his/her windshield wiper every school day!
Posted by Barghest  on  Tue Apr 19, 2005  at  09:39 PM
OMG! That Abstinence site is hysterical! Thanks for the great laugh!
Posted by Glamcat  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  08:29 AM
If you notice, the Rent-A Dildo site cleverly links you to a real site that sells sex toys. Gee, what do you know?
Posted by Glamcat  on  Wed Apr 20, 2005  at  08:30 AM
Ommmm...........whats there to say thats juss kinda nasty no use a dildo after someone else uses it ....wierd...but what ever cranks your yank....or whatever creams your twinkie ....lmao
Posted by Ashley Brothers  in  Manchester TN  on  Sat Apr 30, 2005  at  11:55 PM
Oh, rent a dildo it's like a rent of love. Design for me nothing if I know that it is second-hand. But if you want it - you can try to sign up and see what is it! Don't forget to write about it!
Posted by Andrew  in  USA  on  Mon Jul 05, 2010  at  09:36 AM
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