The Museum of Hoaxes
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The Instant Color TV Hoax, 1962
The Nazi Air Marker Hoax, 1942
September Morn, the painting that shocked the censor, 1913
The Great Space Monkey Hoax, 1953
The worms inside your face
Samsung invents the on/off switch
Swiss peasants harvest spaghetti from trees, 1957
Prof. Wingard's Death Ray Hoax, 1876
Lord Gordon-Gordon, robber of the robber barons, 1871
Did Paul McCartney die on Nov. 9, 1966?
Rejection Hotline
If someone asks for your phone number and you don't want to give it to them, get rid of them discreetly by giving them the number for the rejection hotline. They'll think it's your number until they dial it up and hear this prerecorded message: "The person who gave you this number obviously did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you're just not this person's type.... This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns." In LA the number is (310) 217-7638. (From LA Times article... Requires registration). Check out the website of the Rejection Hotline to find the number to call in your city. They also provide phony business cards.
Categories: Sex/Romance
Posted by The Curator on Tue Sep 10, 2002
Comments (62)
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Posted by blue waffle  in  austra mothrfuker  on  Fri Mar 19, 2010  at  12:13 AM
haa, i gave a guy this number, so he could leave me alone, and he still didnt, all he said was, can you give your real number. WOW. ! really? hmm.
Posted by DeeGeee  in  LosAngeles  on  Sun Oct 17, 2010  at  11:13 PM
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