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Rejection Hotline
If someone asks for your phone number and you don't want to give it to them, get rid of them discreetly by giving them the number for the rejection hotline. They'll think it's your number until they dial it up and hear this prerecorded message: "The person who gave you this number obviously did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you're just not this person's type.... This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns." In LA the number is (310) 217-7638. (From LA Times article... Requires registration). Check out the website of the Rejection Hotline to find the number to call in your city. They also provide phony business cards.
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Categories: Sex/Romance Posted by Alex on Tue Sep 10, 2002 |
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wat is the rejection hotline number for Florida??
Posted by Someone in Florida on Fri Mar 09, 2007 at 10:39 PM
it was terrible, i gave the # to a kid that likes me and he was like yeah ill call,but before i gave him her sherrifs office #
lol
cry me a river
Posted by jane meyeer in tampa on Tue Mar 27, 2007 at 05:59 PM
lol
cry me a river
is there a # 4 arizona????????????????
Posted by Batista in Arizona on Fri Mar 30, 2007 at 01:57 PM
Yes Batista, there is a # 4 Arizona.
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Fri Mar 30, 2007 at 02:24 PM
the number for Australia is 0419317446 its not that funny but it works
Posted by Marc in Australia on Mon Apr 09, 2007 at 08:05 AM
omg i got rejected more then once i hatted dat
Posted by harmeless in boston on Thu Apr 12, 2007 at 09:54 AM
hey
is there a number for australia???
i wanna reject my friends sooooooooooooooo bad!
Posted by james in Australian on Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 06:01 AM
is there a number for australia???
i wanna reject my friends sooooooooooooooo bad!
whaaa my friend tricked me!!! i feel like a big loser and i was laughinf sooo hard!!! :(
Posted by miriam in pa on Mon Aug 20, 2007 at 08:30 PM
i think there should loser hotline
Posted by Valentina in Naples, FL on Mon Sep 03, 2007 at 01:31 PM
hey is there a numba for houston texas??
cuz some loser wants my number and i really need it cuz he dont get the hint that i dont like him!
Posted by chrissy in texas on Wed Oct 03, 2007 at 09:26 PM
cuz some loser wants my number and i really need it cuz he dont get the hint that i dont like him!
Just thought you should know, as a followup to your article, that RH is also being misused by boiler room credit card hacks trying to "lower your interest rates"...I am on the Do Not Call list (married father of 2 who does not go clubbing or get involved in any situation where a RH number would be necessary) and in the middle of an international call, received a recorded call from "Card Services". Miffed that this interrupted my call (and that they violated the No-Call mandate) I waited for an operator. The "rep" was evasive about giving any contact info on the company, which is required by the FCC, and when I asked for a phone number they gave me a Texas number. She then got defensive and nasty and hung up on me. Of course I wished to let a supervisor know of all this so I dialed the number right back, only to get a Rejection Hotline script read back to me. So there is a company hiding behind this "fun" product using it for possibly illegal activities. RH should have a responsibility to track who they assign phone numbers to so this kind of activity can be traced if need be, this is not a dating or social situation but a company of dubious legality operating under the smokescreen of this RH.
While RH is not directly responsible for the frustration and inconvenience I experienced, their product's presence made it possible for this firm to continue safely targeting innocent consumers. This is another side to this product that people should be made aware of.
Posted by DoNotCall in USA on Sat Oct 13, 2007 at 03:43 PM
While RH is not directly responsible for the frustration and inconvenience I experienced, their product's presence made it possible for this firm to continue safely targeting innocent consumers. This is another side to this product that people should be made aware of.
There was a dude who wanted my number and I gave him the reject hotline number. He was so mad. And I laughed so hard. It was hilarious!! 
Posted by Krissy in Arkansas on Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 01:44 PM
There is an australian number but its not all that good... ill give you the number anyways...
0419317446- that is the australian regection number
hope it helps
Posted by Jess in Australia on Thu Dec 27, 2007 at 06:56 PM
0419317446- that is the australian regection number
hope it helpswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by you need one for toronto in your mom on Sat Jan 19, 2008 at 07:38 PM
i cant find 1 for michigan
Posted by nathan in michigan on Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 05:57 PM
i gave it to this boy who likes me 
very fun i gave it to all the geeks or nerd who like me or try to ask me out
whats the number in toledo ohio lucas countyy dont they have one for the aussies those pusseys
Posted by some one in LA on Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 07:20 AM
does anybody know the reject hotline number for Gympie Australia??? 
really need it!!!
Posted by bec in Gympie, Australia 4570 on Tue May 19, 2009 at 04:25 PM
really need it!!!
what is the rejection hotline # for Rochester, MN? My frnd got asked for her #
hihithe aus number is 0419317446
Posted by redsar in aus on Tue Jun 30, 2009 at 11:39 PM
work for a doctor and i give sales peeps "His Cell #" NOT! this website has listings for numbers by state/cities.
Posted by TINA in HOLLYWOOD on Thu Aug 20, 2009 at 08:53 AM
This will certainly come in handy...
Posted by Anna in TN on Fri Aug 28, 2009 at 08:41 PM
this number rocks whats the # for Beaumont Texas my friend lives there and she needs it.
Posted by hannah22 in hicksville, california on Tue Sep 22, 2009 at 12:18 PM
this is the coolest!!! anyone got it for beaumont, tx? 
Posted by sara in halestrom, ny on Tue Sep 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM
how come the toronto hotline number (647 476 4910) doesnt work?!?!? this really upsets me!!
Posted by danielle in toronto on Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 04:23 PM
i rang it for fun its halerious
Posted by angela in new york on Mon Feb 22, 2010 at 01:37 AM
it was fun i got rejected by the hottest guy at my school
Posted by peace out in sydney on Mon Feb 22, 2010 at 01:41 AM