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Rejection Hotline
If someone asks for your phone number and you don't want to give it to them, get rid of them discreetly by giving them the number for the rejection hotline. They'll think it's your number until they dial it up and hear this prerecorded message: "The person who gave you this number obviously did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you're just not this person's type.... This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns." In LA the number is (310) 217-7638. (From LA Times article... Requires registration). Check out the website of the Rejection Hotline to find the number to call in your city. They also provide phony business cards.
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Categories: Sex/Romance Posted by Alex on Tue Sep 10, 2002 |
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They have one of those in my city too. I've given it out quite a few times. It's hosted by a local radio show.
Posted by Maegan in Florida, USA on Tue Aug 17, 2004 at 12:46 PM
I heard this on CNN.
Posted by Dany in Texas on Thu Aug 26, 2004 at 06:17 PM
i got rejected
im a loser i got rejected by the hotline boohoo!!!is there a number for australia?
Posted by liz on Wed Sep 14, 2005 at 09:44 PM
i got rejected by my friends mom
Posted by kenny in Columbus,NE on Sun Sep 18, 2005 at 11:30 PM
yeah i want an aussie number
Posted by luke in aust. on Sat Oct 29, 2005 at 05:32 AM
wats this shit about
Posted by EsTeLLe in australia on Mon Dec 12, 2005 at 07:10 PM
hay wen do they get a rejecttion hotline in australia come on we can't give and american number it will be to obvious it's a american 1
plz make 1 for australia and our states capitols and territotries(citys)
Posted by savannah in auz on Fri Dec 16, 2005 at 03:11 AM
plz make 1 for australia and our states capitols and territotries(citys)
i luv to listen to this it is hilarious so my friends like it too!! i also got rejected by the hotline i want other hotline numbers does any 1 know one?
Posted by Betsy in Michigan on Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 08:02 PM
The email is
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Posted by Yo Momma on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 09:49 PM
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My boyfriend jeremy broke up wit me bec one of my friends told him that i was and now he wont even talk to me
Posted by Amanda in Denver on Sun Apr 16, 2006 at 12:08 AM
hey do yall have a number for n.c.
Posted by Krakerjak in n.c. on Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 09:16 PM
is there a number for Jackson,TN
Posted by Dontavious D. Dodd in Jackson,TN on Mon May 01, 2006 at 03:23 PM
D0oes cost anything if your long distants
Posted by Edna mold on Sun Jun 25, 2006 at 04:19 PM
whats the number for the boston or providence area??Do U HAve A Number for The Virgin Islands?
Posted by Keke in Virgin Island on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 09:03 PM
I know you guys have one for LA, San Diego, San Francisco and San Jose, but do you guys have a number for Fresno or anywhere close to Fresno?
Posted by Crystal in California on Wed Jul 12, 2006 at 03:38 AM
hey d0 u hav a numba 4 new orleans deirs dis guy dat wants my numba n i want 2 giv em da rejection hotline numba
Posted by annie in new orleans on Thu Jul 13, 2006 at 12:23 AM
the numbers for ALL areas are on the rejection hotline website. no shit. if ur too stupid to find the site, then look it up on google
Posted by jenny in LA on Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 12:40 PM
rejected! ouch, that hurt :(
Posted by joey in LA on Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 12:44 PM
hahaha...this number is the SHIT!! i got rejected, but by one of my friends as a joke, gotta love this shit man.
Posted by punkrocker69 in North Dakota on Wed Sep 06, 2006 at 10:25 AM
is there a number for australia come on give us one plz
Posted by davo in perth western australia on Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 05:11 AM
whats the number for tulsa?
Posted by sydney in tusa on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 09:19 PM
THESE NUMBER REALY HELPS... TO RID OF OF THOSE WHO BEEN FOLOWIN MEH..
Posted by TRACi in DALLAS on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 09:40 PM
i want the number 4 australia
Posted by Jarryd in aussie on Wed Jan 10, 2007 at 10:29 AM
I'm sorry, the Number 4 Australia has already been assigned. We still have the Numbers 5 and 7 Australia available, if you're interested.
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Wed Jan 10, 2007 at 11:01 AM
yes......im interested
Posted by Jarryd on Wed Jan 10, 2007 at 09:43 PM
haha i love this shit. i reject ppl ALOT so it comes in handy.bradon & my Nesa r going 2 start using the numbers 2.
Posted by Nisha in shittyville, colorado on Fri Mar 02, 2007 at 07:55 AM
my homeboy told me about this web site and its the best i gave it to this boy who is so ugly every time i look at him i laugh yea people he's that UGLU
i got to roll out yea
Posted by ReAnna in pine mountain GA on Thu Mar 08, 2007 at 10:41 AM
i got to roll out yea