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Rejection Hotline
If someone asks for your phone number and you don't want to give it to them, get rid of them discreetly by giving them the number for the rejection hotline. They'll think it's your number until they dial it up and hear this prerecorded message: "The person who gave you this number obviously did not want you to have their real number. Maybe you're just not this person's type.... This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor or even both. Maybe you just give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns." In LA the number is (310) 217-7638. (From LA Times article... Requires registration). Check out the website of the Rejection Hotline to find the number to call in your city. They also provide phony business cards.
Categories: Sex/Romance
Posted by The Curator on Tue Sep 10, 2002
They have one of those in my city too. I've given it out quite a few times. It's hosted by a local radio show.
Posted by Maegan  in  Florida, USA  on  Tue Aug 17, 2004  at  01:46 PM
I heard this on CNN.
Posted by Dany  in  Texas  on  Thu Aug 26, 2004  at  07:17 PM
surprised i got rejected
Posted by amy  in  Arizona  on  Sun Jul 17, 2005  at  03:16 AM
tongue rolleye im a loser i got rejected by the hotline boohoo!!!
Posted by tabitha  in  Arizona  on  Sun Jul 17, 2005  at  03:19 AM
is there a number for australia?
Posted by liz  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  10:44 PM
i got rejected by my friends mom
Posted by kenny  in  Columbus,NE  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  12:30 AM
yeah i want an aussie number
Posted by luke  in  aust.  on  Sat Oct 29, 2005  at  06:32 AM
wats this shit about
Posted by EsTeLLe  in  australia  on  Mon Dec 12, 2005  at  07:10 PM
hay wen do they get a rejecttion hotline in australia come on we can't give and american number it will be to obvious it's a american 1

plz make 1 for australia and our states capitols and territotries(citys)
Posted by savannah  in  auz  on  Fri Dec 16, 2005  at  03:11 AM
i luv to listen to this it is hilarious so my friends like it too!! i also got rejected by the hotline i want other hotline numbers does any 1 know one?
Posted by Betsy  in  Michigan  on  Tue Mar 14, 2006  at  08:02 PM
The email is

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Posted by Yo Momma  on  Mon Apr 10, 2006  at  10:49 PM
My boyfriend jeremy broke up wit me bec one of my friends told him that i was and now he wont even talk to me
Posted by Amanda  in  Denver  on  Sun Apr 16, 2006  at  01:08 AM
hey do yall have a number for n.c.
Posted by Krakerjak  in  n.c.  on  Mon Apr 17, 2006  at  10:16 PM
is there a number for Jackson,TN
Posted by Dontavious D. Dodd  in  Jackson,TN  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  04:23 PM
D0oes cost anything if your long distants
Posted by Edna mold  on  Sun Jun 25, 2006  at  05:19 PM
cool hmm whats the number for the boston or providence area??
Posted by umm yeah  in  boston  on  Mon Jul 03, 2006  at  11:40 PM
Do U HAve A Number for The Virgin Islands?
Posted by Keke  in  Virgin Island  on  Sun Jul 09, 2006  at  10:03 PM
I know you guys have one for LA, San Diego, San Francisco and San Jose, but do you guys have a number for Fresno or anywhere close to Fresno?
Posted by Crystal  in  California  on  Wed Jul 12, 2006  at  04:38 AM
hey d0 u hav a numba 4 new orleans deirs dis guy dat wants my numba n i want 2 giv em da rejection hotline numba
Posted by annie  in  new orleans  on  Thu Jul 13, 2006  at  01:23 AM
the numbers for ALL areas are on the rejection hotline website. no shit. if ur too stupid to find the site, then look it up on google
Posted by jenny  in  LA  on  Sat Aug 05, 2006  at  01:40 PM
rejected! ouch, that hurt :(
Posted by joey  in  LA  on  Sat Aug 05, 2006  at  01:44 PM
hahaha...this number is the SHIT!! i got rejected, but by one of my friends as a joke, gotta love this shit man.
Posted by punkrocker69  in  North Dakota  on  Wed Sep 06, 2006  at  11:25 AM
is there a number for australia come on give us one plz
Posted by davo  in  perth western australia  on  Wed Sep 27, 2006  at  06:11 AM
whats the number for tulsa?
Posted by sydney  in  tusa  on  Sat Oct 14, 2006  at  10:19 PM
THESE NUMBER REALY HELPS... TO RID OF OF THOSE WHO BEEN FOLOWIN MEH..
Posted by TRACi  in  DALLAS  on  Fri Nov 17, 2006  at  09:40 PM
i want the number 4 australia
Posted by Jarryd  in  aussie  on  Wed Jan 10, 2007  at  10:29 AM
I'm sorry, the Number 4 Australia has already been assigned. We still have the Numbers 5 and 7 Australia available, if you're interested.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Wed Jan 10, 2007  at  11:01 AM
yes......im interested
Posted by Jarryd  on  Wed Jan 10, 2007  at  09:43 PM
haha i love this shit. i reject ppl ALOT so it comes in handy.bradon & my Nesa r going 2 start using the numbers 2.
Posted by Nisha  in  shittyville, colorado  on  Fri Mar 02, 2007  at  07:55 AM
my homeboy told me about this web site and its the best i gave it to this boy who is so ugly every time i look at him i laugh yea people he's that UGLU
i got to roll out yea
Posted by ReAnna  in  pine mountain GA  on  Thu Mar 08, 2007  at  10:41 AM
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