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Pregnant Men
The Pregnant Men website collects together a wealth of information about pregnant men. As the site boasts, "If it pertains to men being pregnant, you can be sure to find it here." It's very odd. Almost like a fetish site with people contributing stories and art about pregnant men. So I'm not sure if it counts as a hoax website because it doesn't claim that any man in particular has gotten pregnant. It just fantasizes about men in general being pregnant.
Categories: Birth/Babies
Posted by The Curator on Thu Sep 30, 2004
Comments (36)
I think male pregnancy is cool.It will show man what a woman goes through.Giving birth was the most painful experance of my life.I had natrual childbirth with no drugs.Iwas in labor for eight hours and push out twins two six pound babies.SO i pushed out twelve pounds.It was like pushing out two bowlings threw opening of size of a peach ouch.For man i think it push a bowling out of his rectum that what i could come close to desribe the pain of labor would be for aguy.Ihope one day experance the pain beuaty childbirth is.Then alot men would give woman respect the deserve.
Posted by sarah  in  usa  on  Sun Nov 13, 2005  at  07:25 PM
Ilove to see man handle labor.Alot men would cry through pain ask why me lord.Ilove to see a baby come through a man dick.Iwould love to see the delivery room ok george just one more push isee the head.I think alot of them never want to have sex again.I love to see male lamaze class.Hey buddy did you see paul last week push out the baby at the hosiptal last week he push out anine pound baby with his might.They would reconred once pain of the birth process.His wife honey i want your to have baby.Most men would say no.watch man go threw birth to lot woman would be gratfing.So they dont have to.
Posted by jane  in  usa  on  Sun Nov 13, 2005  at  07:42 PM
I hope a man someday gets to experance pregnancy and childbirth.My pregnancy was filled with all kind of emotions.The labor was very painfull.My hubby says i handle they labor like troper.I had natrual childbirth so my hubby asked what the pain was like.So itold him it was like have a little person punching kick and having bad cramps.My hubby coach me on my lamaze breating like heehoo.Istuck with untill i had to push.When i had to push.I MADE LOUD GRUNTS AND SCREAMS.Ipush out a baby that weight over seven pounds.For man think it like pooping out a bowlingball out there bottoms.IF woman can push out a baby .Ilove to see a man do it.
Posted by sexy mama  in  usa  on  Mon Nov 14, 2005  at  12:14 AM
Icant wait till male pregnancy becomes reality.Iwant my husband experance what ihave with three of my pregnancy ups and downs .Then he would get idea what a woman goes through during the nine months.Icant wait till my macho husband gives birth to our baby so ican coach him through the birth process.LIke he coach me threw my three births.Icant wait till do the same for him.Iwant him experance the beauty and joy of bring a baby into the world.Ialso want to build a male birth center for men so the can birth in privacy.with male midwife and wives coaching them.
Posted by LITTLES  in  USA  on  Wed Nov 16, 2005  at  08:39 PM
I cant wait till men have babies.They will know what feel like to carry something the size of watermelon in there stomach with added kicks punch dances in the belly.Wait i want a man to video tape the pregnancy birth experance.Then will be show on tlc called male baby story.Then it will be aired on tv so other expecting daddy get the picture.Your labor will be on tv your wife coaching through your birth and your male lamaze coach and your buddy tell you to breath beardown push.And a you saying icant do it.your wife says ican seethe head congrats you have a ten pound baby boy name spencer christian congrats mr.durham
Posted by georgie girl  in  usa  on  Wed Nov 16, 2005  at  11:21 PM
Bob had twins yesterday for his wife sue .They already have a four year boy and one year old girl.Bob was in labor for six hours and push for one hour.the twins were two minutes apart.HE waterbirth like he wanted.He was in more pain then he was the other two births.with sue and the male midwives to help he manged to be more in control when came to the birth of the twins then two other births he basicly knew what to do.the first twin was aboy named sean michael that weighed six pounds.the second twin name a girl name paris katherine weigh five pounds.Bob told sue iwant four more kids cant wait.SUE and her son preston and his sister skyler cant wait to have more kids.
Posted by lucky man  in  usa  on  Sat Nov 19, 2005  at  05:05 PM
Bob is going to be dad again to twins again.Iwas the camara lady he was at male birth suite in california.His wife sue and there four kids were there the six year old boy and four year old girl is saying dont cry daddy.then male mid wives hold your two year old twins paris katherine and sean it will speed up your labor.bob was inlabor for four hours and with only seven pushes both babies were born while bob was doing a sqat postion.first aboy name brice philip seven pounds then a girl name brianna rose weighing adelicate four pounds a pretty girl.All four kids are happy especialy bob and sue and they told they cant wait to have to more kids but there going to wait awhile.
Posted by mom dream  in  usa  on  Sat Nov 19, 2005  at  05:27 PM
bob is london england on tv talking about his pregnancy and child birth experance.they in london they just built the posh male pregnancy and birth center for men and bob will be the first patient to use the center in its grand opening.Tv camaras will be there when goes into labor.He had his birth on tv he wasin labor for two hours with his wife and kids there he push out eight pound liitle girl name bridget grace sue and preston his oldest who nine got to cut the cord.
Posted by moms wet dream  in  usa  on  Sat Nov 19, 2005  at  05:39 PM
bob is forty he through he was done havivg kids he had seven kids .he son preston was twenty five and married and so was sean was married at20 and his younest son brice got married at 17.so sue and preston wife patty and sean wife sabrina and brice wife britney and we said yes.THe nine months we got huge especially bob .so the big day came man were the were in pain.Bob and his sons ans sonlaw steve were in labor.BOB rememred thelamaze breathing and showed them so did male midwives and wives to show there husband.THey were allinlabor for 13hours bobpush out a13pound baby boy name benjamin.preston push out a11pound baby boy name preston robert.jr steve smith push out anine pound baby boy name simon andsean had a girl name samatha who weigh 9pounds.brice push out agirl name bethany 10 pounds.the men all agread never to have baby again especially bob.
Posted by men nightmare  in  usa  on  Sat Nov 19, 2005  at  06:31 PM
The smith men and steve jones are pregnant again.bob thought his baby days are done having seven kids his wife sue wants ababy.brice wife briney wants anther baby so her daughter beth wont be only child.steve wife skyler does not want simon to be an only child.sean wife sabrina does want samantha to be only child.preston wife does want preston jr to be an only child.So they agreed to have the babies.so nine months passed by.Bob had a boy.brice had twin boys.sean had twins one boy one girl.preston had twin girls.steve the first man to have tripet boys in history .most of the men said no more kids accept for brice he wants nine kids.
Posted by woman fantasy  in  usa  on  Sun Nov 20, 2005  at  11:59 PM
Smith and jones baby machine.sean is pregnant and so is paris husband paul jones.brianna husband brad jones.steve jones is pregnant brice is pregnant.all the men were in great sprits especialy brice and steve .so the all stuck together and traveled to paris where the all visit mom dad and there brother ben.all the men went into labor at bob and sue place.sean had a waterbirth his wife and samantha kevin kylie.sean had aboy name brandon.brad sqated and had twin boys boris and bobby.paul had twin boy in birthing chair craig and cory.brice had twins agirl brooke and boy name van in the bed.steve had triplets again nathan natalie and savannah in the bathroom on the bathroom floor skyler help her husband through the birth and simon got to cut the cord.allthe woman and older kids help there daddy with the births.
Posted by male weird dream  in  usa  on  Wed Nov 23, 2005  at  07:02 PM
brice and preston smith and paul and brad jones are going to be dads again.preston wife and the three kids preston jr grace and georgia were on hand for the birth of pierce robert.brice had twin girls valerie and victoria his wife and five kids were there his wife and his son bruce got to cut the cord.paul gave birth to twin girls carly and christina.preston cant have ant more babies he done his labor lasted 23 hours longest male birth record.all the men cant wait to do this again.
Posted by weird scince  in  usa  on  Wed Nov 23, 2005  at  07:18 PM
brad jones paul jones brice smith are inlabor at ben smith home in lubbit texas.brad and his wife paris and boris bobby laura lisa are coaching dad through his labor he never gave birth in birthing chair he push for two hours gave birth to twins agirl name lola and aboy name lenny.brice push the twin boys brian and harrison like a champ.brice wife and there seven kids were on hand for the birth this was last children brice could have.out of his brothers he had most noticeable childbering hips.paul had a long strenous birth with the twins he had aboy name milan and girl named india.ben smith made anocement that him and wife jen are going to have a baby ben was due sometime next year.he ask if his brother would help him on the big day and give advice on pregnancy and birth.they said yes as long as are were not doing it!
Posted by bad scince  in  usa  on  Thu Nov 24, 2005  at  12:06 AM
ben smith and his younger brother ken smith are going to have a baby.ken wife kendra and ben wife jen wanted there husbands to have the babies.ben and ken were in the cabin in canda vactions with his brothers and brotherlaws and there wives when they went into labor.ben gave birth quints three boys name adam ben jr charlie two girls daisy ellie in birthing tub his wife and brother and male midwives.ken gave birth to quads to boys name ken jr carson two girls name kristen carrie in the babies nurery in special bed with manly strups with a metal grip bar for grabing that ken hung on for dear life while push out the babies.both men stuck with lamaze was in labor for 9 hours.they listen to male midwives and wives and stuck with it.
Posted by pregnant pause  in  usa  on  Thu Nov 24, 2005  at  09:05 PM
WARNING: I can see your IP address (being a mod). Please post under only one name. And using punctuation and grammar would be nice, too. And not rambling.
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Fri Nov 25, 2005  at  04:35 AM
it would be cool if men became pregnant. just imagine a gay dude giving birth to an infant, it would feel like christmas. The best thing ever!
Posted by Eva  in  New York  on  Fri Apr 07, 2006  at  09:52 PM
I remember back in high school a girl in my bio-science class did a report on male pregnancy. It was a completely artifical process that began by combining sperm and egg in the lab. The egg was incubated for a bit and then when it was ready to attach, it was injected into the abdomen near an organ that could provide a connection for the placenta (as I recall, it did not have to attach inside the uterus). I don't recall all the details, (It was 20 years ago) but then when the baby had come to term it was removed via a process similar to a c-section. Her research was sound and she got an A so I don't think it was made up. Another hoax to be investigated?
Posted by Lounge Lizard  in  El Paso, Tx  on  Tue Jul 11, 2006  at  08:18 PM
I will like to have a baby but all how we try it never works
Posted by Vanna jennielle Watson  in  arima  on  Tue Nov 28, 2006  at  03:24 PM
Ive been having alot of dreams lately of being pregnant and i found this place. I suppose i can post what i want to about my dreams and why i feel different. I was born and raised like a little slave girl and became homosexual, i dont know if it was genetics or lifestyle but i grew up to this age, 16, and started cramping, getting morning sickness, and even experienced symptoms of PMS. I wondered what it was and i started having dreams of being pregnant. today was the third time and now im deeply concerned with what it might mean. I always considered myself gay but i never realized how much of a female i really look, and act. My friend says it might be my body telling me its really female and i thought that as well. Any support in this would help as im troubled. I even want to have a child, to give birth and its scaring me that i might possibly be transexual
Posted by David  in  Barnesville  on  Thu Apr 05, 2007  at  02:55 PM
i would like for a guy to experience pregnancy and child birth and watch him force the baby through his penis. i think that would be the hardest thing a man could do,it was hard enough for me to push the baby out my vagina and that was very painful i had a natural vaginal birth with no drugs and i had three six pound babies so i pushed out three bowling balls the birth took eleven hours. i reckon a lot of men would cry pushing the baby out there penis, i would like to see my husband push out three bowling balls if women can give birth i would like to see men do it
Posted by bethany  in  australia  on  Fri Apr 27, 2007  at  07:34 PM
Uh... you do realize, Bethany, that a penis' urethra is much smaller than a womens urethra within her vagina. So of course it's going to make us cry.

It hurts men to pass kidney stones, and those stones can be very small.

So, I don't want to burst your bubble, but you can't compare a penis to a vagina. Besides, I'm sure passing stones are just as bad (in pain level, not pain feeling (that being the actual feeling such as a sharp or dull feeling or high pressure pain)).

So in many ways, some guys do give birth. Only.... Not.
Posted by Sir Carter  on  Fri Apr 27, 2007  at  10:30 PM
if any of you have played a game called "fire emblem the sacred stones" could you tell me some good units you have used
Posted by some person  in  not for you to know  on  Mon Apr 30, 2007  at  06:19 AM
hey sir carter the "urethra" of the vagina is called the cervix
Posted by bethany  in  aust  on  Tue May 01, 2007  at  03:28 AM
another way I've read a man can birth is thru a c-section or I read in the pregnant men website are stories that men give birth naturally out of their asses. I want to get pregnant and give birth naturally out of my butt.
Posted by marc  on  Thu May 24, 2007  at  09:48 PM
yeah i read the pregnant man website as well, and it would be a wonderful experience to be pregnant and give birth, i would give anal birthing a shot
Posted by sean  on  Mon Jul 02, 2007  at  10:19 PM
Once I got incredibly bored so I wrote some pseudo-scientific article about a small group of aliens landing on earth and impregnating men.

The aliens reproduced like this:

STEP 1: An alien male and female have sex.
STEP 2: The female finds a warm-blooded humanoid (usually male) and lays her eggs inside him or her through the genital opening.
STEP 3: The alien embryo (usually two or three of them, sometimes even four) quickly develops an umbilical cord on the inside of the prostate, and develops there for nine months.
STEP 4: After nine months, the man births the foetuses through his penis. Both the labour and the push are blindingly painful and may leave painful stretch or tear marks. If the host is female, the foetus is birthed through the vagina like normal.

Writing the article was fun. =3 I wish I could write a documentary about it for more laffs.
Posted by Anna  in  DA INTARNETZ  on  Fri Jul 27, 2007  at  11:46 PM
im a transexual... MTF and truthful wish I coudl have a baby D= but idk if thats possable in any way >_>, yes I know theres adoption but to me its jsut not the same... <_< Grah lol...
Posted by Fiona  on  Mon Sep 03, 2007  at  06:12 PM
http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/

OH before I forget ^-^ so someday <3 cause i'm only 18 so... maybe in the next 10-12 years I could be a mommy hehe.
Posted by Fiona  on  Mon Sep 03, 2007  at  06:41 PM
I love to see my husband brian go threw labor.It like doing a marathon with over rip watermellon in your belly that punching kick you.the contrations will feel at first like painfull cramps.then in later stage of labor it like a painfull charlie horse cramps and painfull stomach movement with kicks and punch from your little one.the pushing stage you feel your go to explode one minute then next then you feel the painfull streach and burning down there.the crowning stage it feel like your pooping out a large cannon ball man hurts like hell!I have delvered my first daughter jada with no drugs i was in labor for 26 hours she weighed 7.3 once.11 monthes later twins boys brett and brice i was in labor for 15 hours.brett weighed 8 pounds and brice 7.5 pounds no drugs!11 monthes later i had moses and sienna i was labor for 3 hours they 6 pounds each.Itold my husband who coach me threw the labor .I told him if he wants more kids to have them will wants any more after the pain of childbirth! men child birth is the most painfull thing a human go threw! imange if you had to push watermellon out your rectum! and having no drugs to do it!and rememering your lamaze breathing and grunts and swaring and pushing threw the pain!
Posted by sarita  in  usa  on  Sun Sep 30, 2007  at  10:17 PM
Ihave four kids and expecting twin boys soon.my husband scott has coach me threw all my labors.my first labor was a very long 26 hours with my daughter mariah grace weighed 9 pounds.1 year latter i was in labor for 18 hours and gave birth to boy name mason that weighed 10 pounds.my next birth i was 2 years latter i was labor for 15 hours with my daughter sydney weighed 8 pounds.two years latter i was inlabor for 15 hours with my son sebastian that weighed 8 pounds. my husband scott asked how decribe labor so from a woman point of view.It feel like doing marathon with large over riped watermellon in your tummy.contration feels like some one sqezing you your body.pushing stage feels like pooping out a sumerine that size of peach.my husband scott just endured passing 6 kidney stones with no drugs threw his penis endured the pain for 26 hours .he told me he gave me alot credit that woman have tool to give birth.my 17 year mariah and my 15 old syndey and my husband scott will be at the birth of benjamin scott and brice philip.the whole crew cant wait to meet you!
Posted by sienna grace  in  usa  on  Fri Jan 18, 2008  at  08:05 PM
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