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Penile Weight Lifting (A Follow-Up)
Status: Real
I feel compelled to post something about this simply because I've posted about the sport of penile weight lifting before, expressing a few doubts about its reality. (I also had a few questions about the actual mechanics of the process). Inside Bay Area has this report of a recent demonstration of penile weight lifting in action:Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.
Here's the best part of the article:
Jin-Shengs performance drew a hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked ready to burst.
Lovely. So apparently this sport doesn't involve muscle training, per se. It's more like hoping your skin and connective tissue don't rip apart as you lift (or pull) the weight. The description of the event sounds credible enough for me to categorize it as real.
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Categories: Body Manipulation, Sports Posted by Alex on Tue Nov 29, 2005 |
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Unfortunately, I've seen this done in person. Some radio station shock jocks arranged it as part of one of their live shows. Guys were lifting cinder blocks and other heavy objects to see who could lift the most. Pretty disturbing to see.
Posted by WileE in NYC on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 11:43 AM
I told you all that last time this came up....but no one listens to me......lol
Posted by X in McKinney, TX on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 01:10 PM
It's because you're just an "X".
The best part of the report was this, which conjures up images of a kind of "Enter the Dragon" from a parallel universe:
"Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance."
60,000 followers hiding and ready to strike, unseen and without warning, when the time is right. They will leap from the shadows and take over the world with their unusually tensile penises.
You'd think that lifting hundreds of pounds etc would actually have a detrimental effect on "sexual performance", what with the bruising and the exhaustion and so forth. Especially given that they are dragging things along the ground rather than thrusting with their hips.
Then again, perhaps it's a surefire way of attracting women, and the penises of the 99 Qigong are like peacock feathers (functionally, not visually... although again, the bruising probably gives them an vivid range of colours).
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 01:43 PM
The best part of the report was this, which conjures up images of a kind of "Enter the Dragon" from a parallel universe:
"Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance."
60,000 followers hiding and ready to strike, unseen and without warning, when the time is right. They will leap from the shadows and take over the world with their unusually tensile penises.
You'd think that lifting hundreds of pounds etc would actually have a detrimental effect on "sexual performance", what with the bruising and the exhaustion and so forth. Especially given that they are dragging things along the ground rather than thrusting with their hips.
Then again, perhaps it's a surefire way of attracting women, and the penises of the 99 Qigong are like peacock feathers (functionally, not visually... although again, the bruising probably gives them an vivid range of colours).
"....but no one listens to me......"
"It's because you're just an "X"."
Darn straight. This is definitely a y-chromosome activity.
Posted by Big Gary in Gun Barrel City, Texas in Dallas, Texas on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 06:24 PM
"It's because you're just an "X"."
Darn straight. This is definitely a y-chromosome activity.
The headline alone had me wincing and writhing on the ground in pain for hours. After I gathered my courage to read the artical, I thought, "Hey, maybe they mean the penile SYSTEM, weight lifting in prison."
Long story short, I'm typing this on the floor and in the fetal position.
Posted by Craig on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 01:32 PM
Long story short, I'm typing this on the floor and in the fetal position.
Out of curiosity I lifted 10lb weight attached by wide silk kung fu belt to the end of my ralaxed thing (not around base).
It does not hurt at all.
Posted by Loxx on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 04:45 PM
It does not hurt at all.
Hi hi hi hi hi! Penile weight lifting! Ha haha! 
Posted by Lady Hedoniste in Chilling with 14 other tiny people in your head. on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 07:00 PM
Listen, this is absolutely real. He is one of the kung fu/qigong grandmasters. Some even can bent spears with their eyes by putting some piece of clothing in front of eye sockets. This master can smash bricks, huge ice blocks and bend iron bars in his fiftees. That is the power of Qi. You can become strong like rock and soft like wind if you practice this energy system. Oh, one chinese master in his seventees could stand on his one index finger. I even have an old video taped of him doing it. There is also a military guy in China who can do that. Qi Power!
Posted by WUTTA on Thu Dec 08, 2005 at 10:27 AM
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch,
I believe he is a true man :D
Posted by h0ly in h0ly land :D on Wed Feb 06, 2008 at 04:01 PM
I believe he is a true man :D
I agree with h0ly
Posted by Hardy on Wed Feb 13, 2008 at 06:48 PM
Thats too funny. Gives weight to the that man the legend T shirt
Posted by Max in uk on Sat Feb 23, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Listen, this is absolutely real. He is one of the kung fu/qigong grandmasters. Some even can bent spears with their eyes by putting some piece of clothing in front of eye sockets
Posted by MIllsberry in New York on Sat Feb 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM
you are joking right? 
Posted by john on Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 05:03 AM
yeah.. how do you train up to do this?
Posted by Mouse Pointers on Wed Mar 19, 2008 at 07:52 PM
You cant be serious son
Posted by Forum in USA on Wed Apr 02, 2008 at 11:45 PM
Y chromosome activity, lol, yeah certainly
Posted by Tucs Sams in USA on Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 12:22 PM
even i dont think so...
are serious or wat?????
Posted by Eduardo Marrero on Sat Apr 26, 2008 at 05:11 PM
are serious or wat?????
can anyone tell me where i could practice this sport near new york?
I think i could be good with this sport, VERRRRYYYYYY good!
Posted by wherecaniclub in usa on Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 08:09 PM
I think i could be good with this sport, VERRRRYYYYYY good!
this incredible for sure i wouldnt risk my genitals not even for money, what happens when something goes wrong just puffff goodbye my friend I mean how stupid does that sounds
Posted by Buy Acyclovir in USA on Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Unfortunately, I've seen this done in person. Some radio station shock jocks arranged it as part of one of their live shows. Guys were lifting cinder blocks and other heavy objects to see who could lift the most. Pretty disturbing to see...
Posted by sa in london on Sun Oct 12, 2008 at 02:18 AM
I really don`t know what do they want to prove? Are they more man doing this? or just want to show the world how strength their penis are...
Posted by Pheromones in Spain on Tue Oct 28, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Out of curiosity I lifted 10lb weight attached by wide silk kung fu belt to the end of my ralaxed thing
Posted by Toronto condominiums in Canada on Fri Nov 21, 2008 at 05:25 PM
Unfortunately, I've seen this done in person. Some radio station shock jocks arranged it as part of one of their live shows. Guys were lifting cinder blocks and other heavy objects to see who could lift the most. Pretty disturbing to see.
Posted by WileE in NYC on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 08:43 AM
LoL!
Posted by Daniel Saltman in BostonDan@gmail.com on Thu Dec 18, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Posted by WileE in NYC on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 08:43 AM
LoL!
Damm, man are you serious? this is stunner, i mean you're kidding right!
Posted by John in Christchurch on Fri Dec 26, 2008 at 01:48 PM
I always liked Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng for his abilities.
Posted by Indie in New York on Tue Jul 21, 2009 at 01:36 PM
Seems like he got a real strong genitals there.LOL! If he is reallyOne of the kung fu grandmasters, this can be true also!
Posted by indie on Wed Jul 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Great that you can see it for live. I have never seen it in live. have seen the other stuffs like lifting by ear or nose etc. I saw in discovery once, a man pulling an aeroplane with his ears or body..i don't remember exactly!!
Posted by music videos on Mon Aug 03, 2009 at 05:20 AM
Hey someone is selling a copy of the Iron Crotch DVD on eBay, much cheaper than the $120 it usually is! Check it out!!
Item Number: 190340272096
Posted by Jimbo in USA on Wed Oct 07, 2009 at 01:10 PM
Item Number: 190340272096
This is good post thank u
Posted by TheShark in Turkey on Mon Oct 26, 2009 at 08:05 AM
well i thot of it wen ur mom was hanging
on my nuts... i thot hey wat if she was
hanging on my dick.. and thus i creaated
the dick lifting competitions
Posted by sergey Piterson on Mon Nov 16, 2009 at 11:37 AM
on my nuts... i thot hey wat if she was
hanging on my dick.. and thus i creaated
the dick lifting competitions