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Penguin Warehouse
image Can't think what to get your significant other for their next birthday? What about a penguin? As Penguin Warehouse, the internet's #1 domesticated penguin dealer, notes: "Penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long." Penguin Warehouse offers a variety of penguins including Emperor, King, Rockhopper, and Macaroni.
Categories: Animals, Websites
Posted by Alex on Thu May 27, 2004
Comments (10)
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Well now, that's just scary.
Posted by Beth  in  USA  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  02:17 AM
sure is....
Posted by Beth Motley  in  you know....  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  04:30 AM
It's not scary, it's BRILLIANT!
It's a perfect niche market!

Now you will all Bow before the Might of my Evil Penguin Horde! And soon, apparently, I will be able to recruit from them online!

Now if only I can corner -all- their supplies so as to drive out any competitors....
Posted by Jeremy Osborn  in  Vancouver BC Canada  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  11:56 AM
Wow -- this is brilliant. Very well done - thanks!
Posted by david  in  Big Sky Country - Montana!  on  Fri May 28, 2004  at  02:34 PM
Let's buy some and give them to Bill Gates! >:->
Posted by PlantPerson  on  Mon May 31, 2004  at  04:01 PM
NoT iF mY eViL pEnGuIn ArMy TaKe OvEr fIrSt >:D
Posted by Abi  in  A'Burg  on  Tue Jun 01, 2004  at  09:07 AM
would I need a penguin litter box or do they wear diapers?
Posted by PenguinPete  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  09:38 PM
What kind of licensing tag would you get? Would they take it to the dog pound if the penguin was found loose on the streets?! gulp
Posted by Ashley  in  MN  on  Wed Apr 27, 2005  at  07:50 AM
grin YAY!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BUY MANY MANY PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chelsea  in  Albuquerque New Mexico  on  Tue Oct 18, 2005  at  10:15 AM
Macaroni Penguins go particularly well with a cheese sauce!
Posted by penguin lover  in  NZ  on  Wed Dec 20, 2006  at  06:31 PM
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