Oprah Becomes 4th Member of Holy Trinity
The major Christian denominations have jointly agreed to make Oprah Winfrey the fourth member of the Holy Trinity, thereby broadening its appeal and making it less gender-biased. "Along with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, the popular talk show host will be recognized as one person in the sacred and indivisible unity of the Godhead--or Quadhead, as the updated Trinity will now be called."
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Funny, very funny. Whoever thought this one up, I'll drag him/her off to hell myself.Posted by Greg in Nowhere, Alaska on Wed Apr 07, 2004 at 08:10 PM
Bah, if they wanted to update the trinity in that april fools joke, they should have put one from the unholy trinity (goatse, tubgirl, and harilquin fetus) in.Posted by Umaro on Tue May 04, 2004 at 05:49 PM
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