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Loch Ness Monster Seen?
I'm posting this message from Paris, France. So far I've been finding it very hard to get onto the internet, but when I turned on my laptop in my hotel room I discovered that someone nearby is running an open wireless network (it's definitely not the hotel... I think it's the cafe on the corner).
Anyway, when I visited Loch Ness a few days ago I didn't think I had seen the monster, until I later examined the pictures I had taken. Then I noticed this mysterious object on the Loch that I didn't see while taking the picture. Perhaps it's just a small boat... or perhaps it's Nessie. Hmmm.
By the way, if you ever stay in Loch Ness, skip the Loch Ness Lodge. It's a tourist trap. Opt for the Benleva Hotel instead. That's where the locals hang out. It's also got a great restaurant. I had kangaroo meat for dinner there (kangaroo meat in Loch Ness!!).
Anyway, when I visited Loch Ness a few days ago I didn't think I had seen the monster, until I later examined the pictures I had taken. Then I noticed this mysterious object on the Loch that I didn't see while taking the picture. Perhaps it's just a small boat... or perhaps it's Nessie. Hmmm.
By the way, if you ever stay in Loch Ness, skip the Loch Ness Lodge. It's a tourist trap. Opt for the Benleva Hotel instead. That's where the locals hang out. It's also got a great restaurant. I had kangaroo meat for dinner there (kangaroo meat in Loch Ness!!).
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Categories: Cryptozoology, Miscellaneous Posted by Alex on Wed Sep 15, 2004 |
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Kangaroo meat eh? Anybody seen Nessie lately? Aha!
Posted by Robbert on Thu Sep 23, 2004 at 08:50 AM
It looks like Nessie to me!
Posted by Natalia on Fri Sep 24, 2004 at 01:24 PM
omg i skinned my elbow on the teeter totter
Posted by john in NH on Fri Sep 24, 2004 at 05:04 PM
John is on his way to the nurse's office.
Posted by Gee... on Fri Sep 24, 2004 at 06:34 PM
Alex should be back by now.....I'm starting to get the shakes......
I'll just read the past couple of posts one more time!
Posted by Paul on Sat Sep 25, 2004 at 06:40 AM
I'll just read the past couple of posts one more time!
I know how to catch Nessy - the answer is - Pop Rocks candies. Just put some food in the lake that will generate lot of CO2 in Nessy's belly.
Posted by Lox on Wed Sep 29, 2004 at 05:26 PM
Naughty naughty little ppl, shouldn't alter the name recorded on the weblogs. Have to do something about this. And it was supposed to insult inteligence, why do you think I didn't structure it properly, hell i even mispelt weird so someone with nothing else better to do would look for all the errors, ha ha ha ha. I've enjoyed wasting ya time suckers.
Posted by hey you changed my name on Mon Oct 04, 2004 at 08:24 PM
Men, I thing that the thing that appears in the photo is avery big floating wood!
Posted by carlos in mexico city on Sun Oct 17, 2004 at 09:39 PM
I DUNNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!! OH MY GOD JOEY!!!
Posted by TERMINATOR in WOODLAND, CA on Mon Nov 08, 2004 at 06:08 PM
Much of what is being displayed in Loch Ness are unfortunately hoaxes, perpretrated by either the business mafia in Drumnadrochit or Adrian Shine, who are deceiving the world that he is a scientist when he in reality is a former printer from London with no academical education at all. GUST reveals the truth about the Loch Ness Monster on our homepage at www.cryptozoology.st
Posted by Jan Sundberg in Sweden on Sat Nov 13, 2004 at 05:14 AM
Yup,it's a kangaroo in a motor boat.
It might be Nessie.... But it might be a boat too.
I also see a fainter dot somewhat to the left of the red circle...That's probably just a boat, though.
Posted by Marissa in Conneticut on Thu Nov 18, 2004 at 08:22 PM
It might be Nessie.... But it might be a boat too.
I also see a fainter dot somewhat to the left of the red circle...That's probably just a boat, though.
Just saw an episode of World Famous Hoaxes on Discovery Channel which included one regarding Loch Ness - a father/son team had created a rubber coated monster like prop and had engineered it to bob up and down - they would put her in the lake early in the morning before tourists would show up, do their magic and would pull her out at night. First several attempts she capsized and they were almost unable to turn her upright. It was amazing how they pulled it off - tourists were just amazed and grabbing for the cameras in disbelief. So funny, but actully pretty realistic looking creature they designed.. Its a wonder not more than just a few people try to fool us - wouldn't it be quite funny if several "monsters" started to surface about the same time - wouldn't that just blow the minds of not only the Scottish but everyone around the world - ???
Posted by txtallgal on Thu Jul 07, 2005 at 09:19 AM
You're all wrong, Gentlemen! What's been photographed is GARY CAMPBELL floating on his back with a case of strong beer on his belly!
Posted by Jan Sundberg in The Country of The Midnight Sun on Thu Jul 07, 2005 at 09:27 AM
this is all a joke no way is this picture proving anything!you need to zoom in a bit more!
Posted by nessa in llanymynech on Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 05:29 AM
this is it! nessy! i bet cha!
Posted by suddan in eygypt on Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 05:31 AM
do you now if the monster of log nes is raelly existing??????
sorry for my bad english, but i am not very good in this language!!
Posted by marielle visser in zandvoort on Thu Dec 08, 2005 at 09:40 AM
sorry for my bad english, but i am not very good in this language!!
u guys r all idiots! The purple ring is there to show what dot he/she is refering to!!!!! So stop fighting about it!
Posted by NONEEDTONO on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 04:31 PM
go to 
Isn't it weird and fake???!!!
Posted by NONEEDTONO on Wed Jan 11, 2006 at 04:35 PM
Isn't it weird and fake???!!!
I say it's nessie, I believe it's actauly refered-or should be, refered to as pleseosauras. (sp?) (Yes i'm a christain) When Noah took all the LAND creatures on to the ark he left the WATER creatures in the sea, including the dolphin and fish. After the flood those creatures were still alive because they lived in the water and i think that included the pleseosauras (sp?). And it survived the flood and is now alive today along with all the other sea creatures that we see today. Just post me a question if you whant to know more what I have to say (And don't make em' hard I'm only 12)
Posted by blacksteed in No on Tue Jul 25, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Nessy is a true champion!!!!!! Oh umm i think Noah left the WATER animals in the water because if he took them out they would die with a loss of oxygen. duh.
Posted by nessy is late for dinner in New Zealand on Wed Nov 08, 2006 at 03:45 AM
i think that the loch ness is real this isnt a joke if people have seen it and proved that its real then it must be real
Posted by alison in lancashire on Sat Jul 21, 2007 at 12:25 PM
lochness is not real
Posted by seichi in finlande on Thu Sep 06, 2007 at 08:58 PM
It's a damn fine illusion, though. Damn fine.
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Fri Sep 07, 2007 at 10:25 AM
Dear Sir,
I was looking for Viking landings, in the new world. From Norway Scotland was the new world back then. I belive that what you pitured is
real. I have alway's belived in Nessy. Not to be
an ass it could be an old logboat of my grandfather's, (I dont see a boat???)
Good Hunting Sir,
With sun shine from San Diego Area,
Dennis
Posted by Dennis Nelson in United States on Sat Sep 22, 2007 at 07:17 PM
I was looking for Viking landings, in the new world. From Norway Scotland was the new world back then. I belive that what you pitured is
real. I have alway's belived in Nessy. Not to be
an ass it could be an old logboat of my grandfather's, (I dont see a boat???)
Good Hunting Sir,
With sun shine from San Diego Area,
Dennis
hey seichi lochness is real ive seen it i mean how can you miss a loch the size of lochness hehe.
i went on holiday to lochness a few years back and it was truely amazing a great place to go btw is a little village further down from inverness just before you reach the castle its a lovely little place if you dont mind the tourist traps
i love scotland especialy lochness must for anyone who wants a holiday lovely treat for me just before i went to college
Posted by maxwell in bournemouth on Sat Nov 03, 2007 at 10:26 PM
i went on holiday to lochness a few years back and it was truely amazing a great place to go btw is a little village further down from inverness just before you reach the castle its a lovely little place if you dont mind the tourist traps
i love scotland especialy lochness must for anyone who wants a holiday lovely treat for me just before i went to college
people there bloody mad! that's no monster sighting thats just an idioit trying to get some publicity
Posted by amy in scotland on Sun Nov 23, 2008 at 04:33 PM