This question comes from the hoax forum, where it's sparked quite a debate: what's the deal with that guy in the Six Flags ads? You know the one. The 'old dude' who looks like he's about 90-years-old but dances around maniacally like a 19-year-old. Is he really an old man? Or is he a young professional dancer dressed up as an old man? If you're not familiar with 'Mr. Six', then you can check out the commercials starring him at Six Flags' website. Apparently Six Flags is being swamped by requests to reveal the true identity of Mr. Six, but so far they're staying mum, evidently hoping to milk the interest in him for all it's worth. So here's a poll so that the public can vote on who they think Mr. Six really is: 
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I am not a young dancer in makeup! I am a 97 year old man and my name is Augie. I have been dancing my ass off long before this crazy internet was invented.
I was discovered by an ad agency executive while wondering aimlessly through New York City. I was wearing only a KFC bucket and a pair of depends. I had recently crapped my diaper and was shaking wildly to loosen the poop smeared all over my butt. The more I wiggled, the worse it got. A cute young female ad executive saw my struggle and thought I was dancing. By this time, my bucket hat had fallen from my head and landed at my feet. It seems this sweetie thought I was dancing for money, when I was actually just trying to shake my poo loose. I think I may have been having a little bit of a stroke too.
She asked me if I was a professional dancer and I asked her to wipe the crap off of my legs and back. She walked me to a nearby fire hydrant and hosed me down (knocking me down and causing me to fly across 4 lanes of traffic by the way.) After pulling me out from under a taxi cab, she told me they were working on a commercial for Six flags and needed a dancing fool such as myself.
It was unfortunate that I chose that exact moment to take another crap, but at least this time I was standing nude on the street, so no wiping was needed. I negotiated a price of $2.35 per commercial and a new suit. The suckers fell for it and the rest is history.
I gotta go change my diaper.
Also, to those of you pretending to be Mr. Six: Get a life.
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/5123553
I joined so i could see the more photos. I dunno. Could be, might not be <shrug></shrug>
dances to in the commercials.
Thanks!
Maybe I can find this before Halloween.
I'm setting up an elaborate `Alien' scene
with a full `Alien' mask and body suit,
after scaring the heck out of the kids,
I thought it'd be funny for that music
to suddenly come on, and ol' slimy `Alien'
to do the Mr. Six dance.
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Whaddaya want, a diagram????
haahahahahhaa!
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haahahahahaa!
http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/gallery.aspx?photo=522437&gallery=8772#photos
I know who she is. My son is an actor, and we met her!!
one of the six flags marketing execs told my class
- be are eye a an
1. It's not Jaleel White, any IDIOT would know better, because the hands have no makeup on them and guess what? DUH!!!
2. It's obvious it's not an old man, see 1. above.
Now, I did notice in one of the pictures Mr Six is holding his/her hands in a martial arts punching style, so maybe it's Chuck Norris? LOL!!!! NOT!!!
Seriously, it's Ms. Six not Mr. Six all the clues are there if you look hard enough, body size, size of hands, young looking hands with no hair B.T.W. and never, NEVER even the slightest hint of any man in the critch area. how can people be so ignorant.
Also, rest assured that who ever it is will be getting paid well and thus they will NEVER admit it short of Six Flags letting the world know who they are first and that's NEVER going to happen. It's called a NDA. 😉
The story gets better. The character "Mr. Six" is based on a real person. He lives in or around St. Louis, MO and had been going to Six Flags regularly for years with his children and grandchildren. In real life he's huge...6'7'' or so. My girlfriend works at a medical supply/pharmacy store. He is a regular customer there. She has spoken with him. He showed her his season pass...which is is compensation. He gets a season pass every year. All they did was use his image to base the dancing character on. He was happy to let them do it.
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