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Matt Damon reacts to false rumors of his death
From The Globe and Mail:

"All my wife said was, well, that's weird," recounts Damon, shaking his head. "Then she reminded me that the same thing had happened to George [Clooney] a few years ago. What amazed me even more was that the calls we were getting were from [news groups] that were very reputable. I asked them did you even read the story on the Internet? It read like the lyrics to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The truth of the matter is all these mother [expletive] are lazy [and didn't do their homework to verify if the story was real]. There I said it."
Categories: CelebritiesDeath
Posted by The Curator on Mon Sep 14, 2009
Did we fall into some time-warp and backtrack to April?

I see no hope for homo sap if stories like this continue to be believed.
Posted by KDP  in  Madill, OK  on  Mon Sep 14, 2009  at  02:56 PM
It's just wishful thinking

MD is that freak with the "where's wally" dance right?
Posted by Joel B1  in  Hobart, Tasmania  on  Tue Sep 15, 2009  at  04:22 AM
How do we know Matt Damon isn't really dead, but just lying when he says he's still alive?
Posted by Big Gary  in  Cut and Shoot, Texas  on  Tue Sep 15, 2009  at  09:36 AM
Matt Damon is dead on (pardon the pun): "The truth of the matter is all these mother [expletive] are lazy [and didn't do their homework to verify if the story was real]."
Posted by Charles  in  Michigan  on  Tue Sep 15, 2009  at  01:14 PM
Still waiting on Patrick Swayze...
Posted by eriC  in  Chicago  on  Wed Sep 16, 2009  at  02:03 AM
This just in: Harry S Truman is alive, he is in intensive care in Walter Reed Army Hospital. He is sharing a room with another WW I veteran, from Germany, named Adolf Hitler.
Posted by Christopher Cole  in  Tucson, AZ  on  Wed Sep 16, 2009  at  12:49 PM
I tried to read it to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but it didn't work too well.
Posted by Sakano  in  Ohio  on  Fri Sep 18, 2009  at  06:32 PM
I've given myself a week to calm down about this...

It hasn't worked. Damon is complaining that people noticed a report about him and bothered to ring him up to check on it?

FFS

In all honesty I look forward to the reports saying "Damon dead for a year, no-one noticed"

Idiot
Posted by Joel B1  in  Hobart, Tasmania  on  Tue Sep 22, 2009  at  11:32 PM
I tried to read it to the tune of Fresh
Posted by melik  in  turks  on  Thu Sep 24, 2009  at  03:07 PM
BOOM! sta sta sta star spangle banner head bowed my hands hold tight to my green distiny breathing au au au DAMON he show's me his sorry as he fight threw tha water that go TANNER ahhhhhhh CLANG** CLANGE** CLANG** CLANGE*******what iz your dispute our souls are fill with tha treasure hunt of women NOOOOOOOOOO tha jewel they have seems reminiscence of a familiar ALLLLLLLica arrest tanner damon this guy iz weak who iz she meagan good um spawn THEN THIS MEAGAN GOOD SHALL BEHOLD HER ON VICTORA SECRET as we begain to fall into outer limits only known to man as sleep MY GOD ONLY IAM GOOD an here are your requirements
Posted by Bossface  in  Skulldugerery  on  Thu Sep 24, 2009  at  10:54 PM
Like Skullduggery, I think people who put these rumours up do so to attract attention away form other events to focus on their issues or favourite celebs, like the Farrah Fawcett and Patrick Swayze fans tried to do recently.
Posted by D F Stuckey  in  Auckland New Zealand  on  Sat Sep 26, 2009  at  06:37 PM
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