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Lesbian Phone Call
Michel sent an email asking whether the Lesbian Phone Call site is for real or not. A description, from the site, advertises that:

LesbianPhoneCall.com delivers you a phone call from a genuine lesbian!
For $10 one of our professional lesbians will call anywhere in the US or Canada. A member of our diverse lesbian staff will call you within three business days. Simply supply a name, telephone number and tell us what sort of lesbian you'd like. We do the rest! Order a lesbian call for mom!


It's hard to know if this was ever anything more than a joke. (They're currently not taking orders... if they ever did... so you can't call to find out.) I suspect it's a joke created by uncoolcentral.com, to whom the domain name is registered.
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Posted by The Curator on Mon Sep 19, 2005
Who, but other lesbians are dying to talk to other lesbians? If it's a joke, I don't get it.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  07:05 AM
You evidently don't know men very well. Hell, the primary reason I go to Borders is to talk to lesbians.
Posted by Jorge  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  08:53 AM
I thought my life would end before I found this site.....www.Lesbianphonecall.com has helped me lose 40lbs.!!! It can help you too....Pick up the phone and call today!
Posted by X  in  McKinney, TX  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  09:18 AM
Why pay $10 to talk to a lesbian when you could just pick up the phone and call your sister, aunt, or cousin ... (and if people are charging $10 to talk to you, your problems are not the sort that can be solved by an internet site)...
Posted by Big Gary in Dallas  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  02:05 PM
I guess I'd like to know the difference between a professional lesbian and one that just lists lesbianism as a hobby...
Posted by Rande  in  Omaha  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  10:15 PM
Well, all the lesbians that I've met in person do not seem to be the type of people who would want to spend their time (even paid time) on the phone talking to hetero men.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  07:22 AM
Maegan, why do you think the target market for this pitch is hetero men?

I guess the lesbians I know are amateurs, not professionals, but some of them need money and wouldn't mind calling anybody on the phone for, say $10 a minute.

I guess the idea of this "joke" is supposed to be that lesbians are so exotic that it's a thrill (or shocking, or titillating) to get a phone call from one. My point is that since most people (whether they know it or not) have sisters, aunts, mothers, co-workers, neighbors, fellow church members, and so on who are lesbians, it's not really such a big deal.
Posted by Big Gary in Dallas  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  06:49 PM
Maybe I should sign up for it. Most of my famliy thinks I'm a lesbian anyway. My question is what do lesbians talk about?
Posted by Dany  in  Waco, Texas  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  07:02 PM
bizzare... sound like its aimed at greasy teenage boys who would mistake it for a sex line... the convosations could possibly involve answering all those questions people want to know but are too scared to ask but it would be awkward:

"your a lesbian then?"
"yeah"
"cool"
"yeah..."
"errm"
Posted by joeodd  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  11:31 PM
I'm searching for the frekyest lady to be my wife
Posted by Christopher McGrath  in  Kingston / Jamaica  on  Mon Nov 14, 2005  at  06:09 PM
wink
Posted by Stephanie  in  Cypress, Texas  on  Thu Jan 05, 2006  at  09:42 PM
Send me a photo and a telephone number in the mail. My # is 822-0464
Posted by Christopher McGrath  in  Jamaica  on  Fri Jan 06, 2006  at  02:51 PM
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