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Imagine John Lennon Singing Pro-War Songs in Heaven
Ever wondered how John Lennon is getting along in Heaven? According to 'internationally known' psychic Linda Polley he's doing very well. She's been channeling his spirit and reporting on what's going on with him. You can read all the latest news on the John Lennon and George Harrison's Official Website from the Afterlife. The biggest surprise is that John has "officially divorced his former partner Yoko Ono Lennon for her support of homosexuality" and decided to marry a dancer named Mary Marie Francesca. Oh, and John has also penned many news songs, which he shares with the people back on earth via Linda Polley. Most of the songs are about his new pro-war views and his strong support for the Bush administration's policies in Iraq. For instance, one recent work is titled Hussein's Butt Song (it's all about how we kicked Hussein's butt), and there's also the catchy Vote for Allawi! To be honest, I'm not sure whether or not any of this is meant to be taken seriously (I kind of suspect it is). But one thing I do find oddly incongruous. Linda Polley claims that all the songs have been composed by John Lennon, and yet she simultaneously makes a point of claiming copyright, warning that "None of the lyrics or the audio files may be copied without the precise consent of Speaker Linda Polley." But if John Lennon wrote the songs, why does she own the copyright?
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Categories: Celebrities, Entertainment, Paranormal Posted by Alex on Tue Dec 28, 2004 |
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Well, I don't know about John Lennon
But I think we know what Linda Polley's views are
I expect the songs are a consignment of fish and she can't get them published without a gimmick.
Posted by Sharruma on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 02:39 AM
But I think we know what Linda Polley's views are
I expect the songs are a consignment of fish and she can't get them published without a gimmick.
Hear that noise? It's Lennon and Harrison doing 2000 RPM in their graves..........
Posted by aw on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 08:48 AM
Dead people can't own things.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 10:04 AM
But his estate can own things.
Posted by Alex in San Diego on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 11:34 AM
And his estate is probably so appalled by this poor, crazy broad that they wouldn't give her the encouragement of acknowledging her,
Posted by Miss Black on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 01:29 PM
He seems to have lost his touch. Just a little.
Posted by schmawy on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 07:01 PM
It seems fairly clear that the reason she is claiming he has divorced Yoko is so that his next of kin (namely Yoko) has no legal claim on these songs
I wonder if a divorce in heaven is recogniseable in the law courts?
Anyway, despite the danger of making myself look like a right donkey I have decided to redress the balance. I have today contacted the spirit of John Lennon myself; he still loves Yoko very much and would like her to receive any and all royalties from these songs that he doesn't remember writing.
And to those of you who do believe in spirits, don't. If you lend them money, you'll never see it again.
Posted by Sharruma on Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 09:57 PM
I wonder if a divorce in heaven is recogniseable in the law courts?
Anyway, despite the danger of making myself look like a right donkey I have decided to redress the balance. I have today contacted the spirit of John Lennon myself; he still loves Yoko very much and would like her to receive any and all royalties from these songs that he doesn't remember writing.
And to those of you who do believe in spirits, don't. If you lend them money, you'll never see it again.
John Lennon writing pro-war songs?
That isn't even funny.
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 04:05 PM
That isn't even funny.
I have seen a lot of weird crap on here, but that is the weirdest and the absolute worst, most maladjusted, misleading, sorrowfully bad bad bad thing I've ever seen anywhere.
Posted by around in south Georgia on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 05:10 PM
This lady needs to listen to Whitney that "crack is wack", cause she must be smokin it to write such BS.
Posted by sbnature in sb ca on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 07:39 PM
hey this was in the heirophants coloum in the "fortean times"
how can any nut job misinterpret anti war john so much? guess it shows that reality is what you make of it...
Posted by joeodd on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 07:55 PM
how can any nut job misinterpret anti war john so much? guess it shows that reality is what you make of it...
It also shows the depths of tastelessness and mindless jingoism to which right-wing scumwads will sink. Maligning the dead to line one's own pockets...
If this Polley bitch is so damned pro-war, she should volunteer. And be sure to ask the recruiter for infantry.
Posted by Barghest on Thu Dec 30, 2004 at 05:55 AM
If this Polley bitch is so damned pro-war, she should volunteer. And be sure to ask the recruiter for infantry.
Perhaps a minor detail
But when claiming to channel the thoughts of
a famous person. Learn their language first.
Posted by Sharruma on Thu Dec 30, 2004 at 04:17 PM
But when claiming to channel the thoughts of
a famous person. Learn their language first.
I am a musician and a Beatles fan. I listened to the songs on the site and must say that there is no way that Lennon wrote those songs. The chord structures and vocal/lyrical arrangements are nothing like the Beatles. Polly's songs are FAR to simplistic and her generic melodies in no way resemble Lennon's past work.
Unless Lennon forgot how to be a musician when he died, he did not write these songs.
Posted by Jim W on Fri Dec 31, 2004 at 06:44 AM
Unless Lennon forgot how to be a musician when he died, he did not write these songs.
Why would John Lennon go to heaven in the first place? According to the church he has done enough "sins" in his life... Just check those quotes of John: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/john_lennon.html
BTW, wasn't John himself pro-homosexuality? There are even confirmed stories that he had sex with other Beatle members...
Posted by Bert in Belgium on Sun Jan 02, 2005 at 07:53 AM
BTW, wasn't John himself pro-homosexuality? There are even confirmed stories that he had sex with other Beatle members...
Vote for Allawi? Allawi isn't even up for election. It's a national assembly election not an election for prime minister.
Then the song says that "Muhammed's out there fightin' every single day.". But I know that unlike Jesus in Christianity, Muslims consider Muhammed just a man, not divine... so Muhammed is dead, and John should know that seeing that he's also dead.
You know, I'm starting to think that these songs weren't actually written by the ghost of Lennon.
Posted by brian on Mon Jan 03, 2005 at 02:44 PM
Then the song says that "Muhammed's out there fightin' every single day.". But I know that unlike Jesus in Christianity, Muslims consider Muhammed just a man, not divine... so Muhammed is dead, and John should know that seeing that he's also dead.
You know, I'm starting to think that these songs weren't actually written by the ghost of Lennon.
Beatles songs were and are great. This person is just another wannabe looking for their 2 minutes of fame anyway they can get it. It is not only an insult to John and the Beatles but an insult to all songwriters everywhere.
Posted by BeatleFan on Mon Jan 17, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Obviously, John Lennon wrote those songs. I mean, is there any doubt? It's classic Lennon.
Posted by Glamcat on Fri Jan 21, 2005 at 09:11 AM
I hope her web site doesn't have a large following - John Lennon's songs were too good to deserve this.
Posted by Tom in Toronto on Thu Jan 27, 2005 at 09:07 PM
I should rather hope that this women gets hit by a bolty of lightning mailed first class from the "Kingdom Of God"(click on the links).*snort*If not, maybe she could just get hit by a truck.
Sick b*tch.
Posted by Akbar on Tue May 31, 2005 at 07:48 PM
Sick b*tch.
John Lennon was a good friend to Raoul...I was there on this Lost Weekend with Him and Harry Nilsonn, and I drank too much of the tequila...If you play his great song cover of "Stand By Me", you will hear Raoul singing loud and drunkenly in the back ground. I was not Standing, though...I lay on the floor with my tequila and vomit...that I do not do any more, so don't get me started, okay? Ha ha ha... Rrrraoul
Posted by Raoul on Tue May 31, 2005 at 08:14 PM
Boy, it took me a while to find one of those cybercaf
Posted by John Winston Ono Lennon (late) in Heaven on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 03:58 AM
Wow, what a deranged creep. I just wanted to mention that there are pictures circulating of Yoko doing performance art, and in the pics, once can see a spirit orb resting practically right on her right ear, with another sizeable, good looking one behind her. These are good orbs, not to be mistaken for camera glare or dust on the lens - they glow and vibrate. I just have to wonder who those spirits are on stage with her. I wouldn't be surprised if John has made himself known to her since his demise. She is very intelligent and has a spiritual life.
How long has it been and it still seems like yesterday.
Posted by Chris Kaye in Chicago, IL on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 10:31 PM
How long has it been and it still seems like yesterday.
How to hear John Lennon singing IMGINE online?
Posted by Ernane in Vit on Sat Oct 01, 2005 at 11:36 AM
i've had the aweful priveledge of meeting this lady in a chat room. I did everything i could not to call her a quack and calling the nut house on her!
i mean, how can she believe these things?
i do believe in the afterlife, but y on earth(or heaven) would john lennon write such sucky songs that the melodies sound more like "row, row, row your boat" than any good musical composition?
she is a nut, her husband is a nut, and i just hope that someday they realize it and take back all they have said to disrespect lennon and god himself!
Posted by summer in alberta, canada on Sun Nov 06, 2005 at 01:21 AM
i mean, how can she believe these things?
i do believe in the afterlife, but y on earth(or heaven) would john lennon write such sucky songs that the melodies sound more like "row, row, row your boat" than any good musical composition?
she is a nut, her husband is a nut, and i just hope that someday they realize it and take back all they have said to disrespect lennon and god himself!
hey man its all true, George 'n Mary Queen of Scots live right across the street from me, I see John all the time. I'm in a April Wine tribute band with Hendrix, Joplin, and Johnny Ramone.
Posted by the fat guy from Canned Heat ;-) on Wed Dec 21, 2005 at 11:30 AM
what a loony. If there really is a heaven, John Lennon must be pretty pissed by this. 
Posted by lennon fan in california on Fri Dec 23, 2005 at 10:56 PM
I am glad to have come accross this site in order to express my opinion. Linda Polley is a liar. May I add: "When Linda Polley speaks, no one listens".
Posted by Hugo in USA on Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 08:25 AM
Linda Polley , please stop trying to b/s people.
Posted by Lennon fan in Earth on Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 08:29 AM
John Lennon Is A Legend
Now All Of You Lot Know Nothing Leave him to rest in Peace his music is the best ever
Posted by Kellie in Uk on Fri Apr 13, 2007 at 05:15 AM
Now All Of You Lot Know Nothing Leave him to rest in Peace his music is the best ever