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Hitman Professional Killings
Status: Hoax website
If you're ever shopping around for a contract killer, look no further than HITMAN, "The most trusted name in professional killings." They conveniently take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. Plus, they offer "discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe." I'm impressed by their list of 'greatest hits' that includes: "Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt;" "Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom;" "Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven;" "Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt;" and "Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head." (Thanks to Mike for the link)
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Categories: Death, Law/Police/Crime Posted by Alex on Mon Mar 14, 2005 |
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i need a professional killing. pleas email back.
thank you.
Posted by Alice Mariama Victoire Aujard in iowa city iowa on Thu Jan 15, 2009 at 05:36 PM
thank you.
I want a professional kiiling for Rs.8,00,000. Please anyone interested.Reply back
Posted by Ruby in Mumbai,India on Tue Jun 16, 2009 at 07:28 AM
I need a job.
Posted by John Mikov on Sun Sep 27, 2009 at 04:47 PM
Email Me
Posted by Jack Mikov on Thu Oct 08, 2009 at 09:03 PM
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Jack Mikov on Thu Oct 08, 2009 at 09:05 PM
Cool site, its a shame you dont need any people anymore. I could use the money.
Posted by Frank in Dokkum on Tue Nov 10, 2009 at 07:27 AM
bada bang badabang
Posted by mr phoenix in hitman.us on Wed Jun 29, 2011 at 03:06 AM