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Hitman Professional Killings
Status: Hoax website
If you're ever shopping around for a contract killer, look no further than HITMAN, "The most trusted name in professional killings." They conveniently take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. Plus, they offer "discounts for packages of three hits or more, as long as the marks are all grouped together in one geographic location, and as long as our services have to be rendered all within the same timeframe." I'm impressed by their list of 'greatest hits' that includes: "Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt;" "Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom;" "Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven;" "Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt;" and "Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head." (Thanks to Mike for the link)
Categories: Death, Law/Police/Crime
Posted by The Curator on Mon Mar 14, 2005
Comments (37)
i need a professional killing. pleas email back.
thank you.
Posted by Alice Mariama Victoire Aujard  in  iowa city iowa  on  Thu Jan 15, 2009  at  05:36 PM
I want a professional kiiling for Rs.8,00,000. Please anyone interested.Reply back
Posted by Ruby  in  Mumbai,India  on  Tue Jun 16, 2009  at  08:28 AM
I need a job.
Posted by John Mikov  on  Sun Sep 27, 2009  at  05:47 PM
Email Me
Posted by Jack Mikov  on  Thu Oct 08, 2009  at  10:03 PM
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Jack Mikov  on  Thu Oct 08, 2009  at  10:05 PM
Cool site, its a shame you dont need any people anymore. I could use the money.
Posted by Frank  in  Dokkum  on  Tue Nov 10, 2009  at  07:27 AM
bada bang badabang
Posted by mr phoenix  in  hitman.us  on  Wed Jun 29, 2011  at  04:06 AM
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