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Goths for Bush
I'm a Democrat, but I've got to hand it to the Goths for Bush. I like their reasoning: "We are forming this Goth Republican Band to help elect George Bush to continue the sadness. His actions facilitate our morbid fascination and the beauty of enduring pain. Many people lead unhappy lives and that is sad. Bush will continue the sadness. He knows that gentle people are excellent for spanking. His foreign policy is the best, he spanks the world and the unseen one knows it deserves it, so beautifully dirty, grimy and perverse." I'm assuming this is satire, but it's subtle enough that you can't really be sure.
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This has got to be a hoax.
All the goths I know spend too much time in bed, never leave their houses (unless they are going to a death metal gig) and have no politcal agenda.
They are too busy drowning in their pain and being non conformists.
Posted by Kapink in Coventry, UK on Wed Oct 27, 2004 at 03:41 PM
All the goths I know spend too much time in bed, never leave their houses (unless they are going to a death metal gig) and have no politcal agenda.
They are too busy drowning in their pain and being non conformists.
Oh, the pain! The pain! The pain of it all! - Dr. Smith
Posted by Charybdis on Wed Oct 27, 2004 at 03:57 PM
It sounded fake to me, but it started sounding real after I read some of it.
Posted by john in NH on Wed Oct 27, 2004 at 05:50 PM
It makes perfect sense.
If what you love best are doom, gloom, illness, sadness, decay, and despair, then why wouldn't you vote for Bush, the guy who's given us more of the above than anyone else?
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Wed Oct 27, 2004 at 07:02 PM
If what you love best are doom, gloom, illness, sadness, decay, and despair, then why wouldn't you vote for Bush, the guy who's given us more of the above than anyone else?
Hehe. Amusing. *hides her sleep-rumpled Ministry shirt and black fingernails* 
Posted by Ariel on Thu Oct 28, 2004 at 06:58 PM
i was joking to my daughter yesterday about a halloween costumes the scariest thing i could think of was goths for bush, i just had to check today to see if there could some.
Posted by ashley on Mon Nov 01, 2004 at 01:32 PM
I particularly like the letters written in that take the site seriously, and the responses by the site's editor. Funny!
Posted by Lina Correa in Miami on Thu Dec 16, 2004 at 02:30 PM
All of are crazy nothing is wrong with goth people and they do come out. plus its just who they are!!! 
Posted by heather in houston,Tx on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 05:22 PM
The guy who wrote this is Tom Frederiksen, a politico hatchet guy who works for both sides
Posted by Marquez in Virginia on Mon Dec 12, 2005 at 07:10 PM
From what I hear, this Fredericksen guy is currently working with a certain Virginia Senator with presidential aspirations.
Posted by Agent Provateur in DC on Mon Dec 12, 2005 at 09:29 PM
It's more like EMOs for bush. Really. Whatver, it's still funny. It still surprises me that this guy got re-elected. It was just sad.
Posted by Dracul on Sun Jan 15, 2006 at 09:54 PM
it sounded a bit real to me, i do think its a hoax. i do live in sadness, doom and all that but i personally would not vote for bush if my life dependended on it
Posted by Eva in new york on Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 05:34 PM
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