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Gnome News
Status: Gnomes!
Some gnome stories that have been in the news lately:
Gnome AbuseOn April 13 more than twenty gnomes were found around the town of Seaford, taped to lamp-posts, covered in fake blood, with macabre messages written on them, and some with forks and axes embedded in their heads. Police have now identified those responsible for this gruesome scene. The police sergeant said, "We have established that the little fellows were bought by some high spirited youngsters who disfigured them with some rather gruesome messages before attaching them to posts around the town. We are attempting to re-gnome them in the hope that they will recover from their ordeal and strike a more traditional pose with fishing rods, ponds and flowers."
Derby Gnome
The Queen of England recently attended the Kentucky Derby. And so did the Derby Gnome. Here his Myspace page. But I don't think the gnome got invited to the White House Dinner.
Gnome-Napping Catches On In U.S.
Police in the U.S. are reporting a steady increase in gnome-nappings. For instance, Chicago Ride, Illinois recently experienced its first kidnapped gnome. The Police Chief there said, "The truth is, it's a crime, a felony actually. We're gonna take it seriously."
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Categories: Gnomes Posted by Alex on Tue May 08, 2007 |
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I've always thought we should all send a gnome on a holiday, a bit like how the copy of Hippo made it's way around the place. We could post a gnome to each member in turn who is interested who then takes a photo and then they send the gnome on his merry way. We could post all the photos on the site...
Actually I have a very sexy girl gnome in a red bikini I bought a while back who would just love to travel!
Posted by Nettie in Perth, Western Australia on Tue May 08, 2007 at 08:17 AM
Actually I have a very sexy girl gnome in a red bikini I bought a while back who would just love to travel!
I would LOVE to host your gnome for a while Nettie...
*tries to look innocent and non-threatening*
Posted by oppiejoe in Michigan - USA on Tue May 08, 2007 at 09:14 AM
*tries to look innocent and non-threatening*
I'll host, too! Postage might be a tad steep tho...
Posted by outeast in Prague, Czech Rep on Wed May 09, 2007 at 04:12 AM
Count me in!
Posted by parker owens in kentucky on Wed May 09, 2007 at 07:44 AM
I wanna do it!!
Posted by Tru in Other Words on Wed May 09, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Gnomes are evil. You think they're just cute little fellas, but they're evil. At night they come alive and eat your car keys and that bill you had to pay tomorrow and the kid's homework too.
Posted by Nona in London on Thu May 10, 2007 at 07:54 AM
I saw the gnome last week sitting on the bookshelf in the movie "Once" which was filmed in Dublin Ireland. Check it out.
Flora
Posted by Flora Maccoll in Gainesville Florida on Tue Sep 11, 2007 at 10:55 PM
Flora
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