F-Cup Cookies

image Over the years I've posted about quite a few dubious bust-enhancing products. There's Bolibao, a pill that supposedly transfers fat from a woman's thighs to her breasts; breast-enlarging ringtones; and in Hippo Eats Dwarf I wrote about Bust-Up chewing gum -- chew enough of it and gain an extra bra size (so it's manufacturer claimed).

We can add F-Cup Cookies to this list. The maker of these Japanese cookies claims that eating just two a day will make breasts bigger. Q-Taro.com reports that:
They come in packs of 4 for ¥290, each cookie containing 50mg of that miracle breast enlarging herb Pueraria Mirifica. How many cookies you'll have to eat to get size F Cup is unknown.
I doubt Pueraria Mirifica will have much effect on breast size, but I'm pretty sure that eating enough cookies, of any brand, will eventually cause your breasts to grow larger, whether you're a man or a woman. You may have to eat a LOT of cookies, however, and your stomach and thighs will get larger as well.

Body Manipulation

Posted on Thu Aug 09, 2007


Comments

Many, many years ago on either WHAT'S MY LINE or I'VE GOT A SECRET there was a woman who claimed that she had enlarged her breasts with a miracle cream. My vague memory of her is that she was a very nice and intelligent woman. One of the celebrity panelists, Orsen Bean if I remember right, asked after the game was over if the cream only worked on breats. He was very disapointed when told that it only worked on breasts. This had to be in the late 60's or early 70's. Hypnosis has also been claimed to enlarge breasts. Also isometric exercises. As far as I know, they don't but I have yet to finish my investigation of every woman's breasts.
Posted by Christopher Cole  on  Thu Aug 09, 2007  at  01:01 PM
And eating the cookies and then throwing up will eventually reduce the size of your breasts too...

Ok, sorry, that was in rather poor taste...

Forgive me? 😊
Posted by Nettie  on  Thu Aug 09, 2007  at  06:30 PM
Nettie...
You need neither throw up the cookies or increase your breast size... but that is just my opinion
Posted by Oppiejoe  on  Thu Aug 09, 2007  at  10:12 PM
breast enlarging things like this im wary of... i imagine that they are pumped full of estrogens or something and just lead down the road to breast cancer...
Posted by JoOdd  on  Fri Aug 10, 2007  at  06:48 AM
JoOdd, you probably don't have to worry about breast enlargement products giving you cancer. What you have to worry about is that they are bogus. If they contained estrogen (and whether that by itself increases breast size in women is also a question), they would be regulated in the U.S. by the FDA, and these companies don't want that, so you can be pretty well assured they don't contain estrogen.

So...no cancer -- but no larger breast size either. What you get if you buy these cookies are cookies. With herbs in them.
Posted by Kathleen  on  Fri Aug 10, 2007  at  09:28 AM
;-) It's so much better for girls to eat these cookies and think their breasts grow, than going under knife to have those f-cup like here: http://plasticsergeant.com
Posted by Lucy  on  Wed Oct 03, 2007  at  07:44 AM
Posh and her D-cup cakes:
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/plastic-surgery-humor/plastic-surgery-humor
:lol:
Posted by Roony  on  Wed Jan 09, 2008  at  03:33 PM
FUCK
I SPENT $60 ON A BOX OF 14 FRIGGEN COOKIES AND THEY DONT WORK!!! GRRR WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME
Posted by SHIT  on  Fri Feb 29, 2008  at  09:16 PM
haha i think these are amazing!! They did a test on Radio 1 & they actually worked?! You can get these in the UK now, just bought my girlfriend some (with her approval of course lol) from http://www.cookiecup.co.uk
Posted by James  on  Tue Apr 08, 2008  at  03:16 PM
In response to James - how is your girlfriend getting on with the cookies, I know its only been a few months but has she noticed any change?

I've been taking them for 2 weeks and am a bit anxious that I've been ripped off as I'm about to order my second box.

Cheers
Posted by Alyson  on  Wed Jun 18, 2008  at  06:41 AM
Allyson, I'm sorry, but OF COURSE you've been ripped off. But that's OK, it happens to everybody sooner or later; the important thing is not to be ripped off by the same people again. It's your money, of course, but all I can say is, I hope the cookies taste good because all you're going to get are cookies -- not larger breasts.
Posted by Kathleen  on  Wed Jun 18, 2008  at  09:08 AM
And by the way, even if they worked, why would you want to be an "F" cup anyway?
Posted by Kathleen  on  Wed Jun 18, 2008  at  09:09 AM
Haha Kathleen, that's exactly what I was thinking...can you imagine the back pain?! I'm only a D cup and I have back pain!
Posted by Lea  on  Tue Jul 29, 2008  at  02:36 AM
Kathleen & Lea:since posting my comment I've been looking at my boobs and have decided that they're not that bad as I'm not flat,I'm a 36B and finally realised that we come in all shapes and sizes,besides I never wanted Jordan-type boobs anyway, besides theres always padded bras.

Thanks for bringing me back to my senses
Posted by Alyson  on  Tue Jul 29, 2008  at  12:27 PM
Meaning to say is, those cookies are just fakes? And they aren't gonna enchance the size of ur breast? No matter how much you take them? Then how come is it still selling on the market these days :S Grrsss. Thank goodness my friend made me have second thoughts about getting those jap cookies ;D
Posted by Tarra  on  Mon Aug 10, 2009  at  04:52 AM
hi guys, believe it or not the cookies work on me, i have taken them for 15 days by 2 each day and my brests got firmer, now im in the period so i stopped for a few days after that i will start taking them again and get to my desired size.
Posted by Jo  on  Fri May 07, 2010  at  03:21 AM
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