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Das Keyboard
I'm pretty sure this isn't a hoax because it's possible to place an order for it. However, it still seems extremely odd to me. It's a keyboard marketed to 'ubergeeks' under the brand name 'Das Keyboard'. This is the part that gets me:
Das Keyboard is an enhanced 104-key USB PC keyboard equiped with 100% blank keys mounted on precision and individually weighted key switches... Since there is no key to look at when typing, your brain will quickly adapt and memorize the key positions and you will find yourself typing a lot faster with more accuracy in no time. It is amazing how slow typers almost double their speed and quick typers become blazing fast!
So it's basically a keyboard with all symbols removed from the keys. I can type over 100 wpm, and I don't normally look at the keys. But occasionally you need to. I would find it very annoying to never be able to look at them, and I find it hard to believe that anyone would want this as a feature.
Das Keyboard is an enhanced 104-key USB PC keyboard equiped with 100% blank keys mounted on precision and individually weighted key switches... Since there is no key to look at when typing, your brain will quickly adapt and memorize the key positions and you will find yourself typing a lot faster with more accuracy in no time. It is amazing how slow typers almost double their speed and quick typers become blazing fast!
So it's basically a keyboard with all symbols removed from the keys. I can type over 100 wpm, and I don't normally look at the keys. But occasionally you need to. I would find it very annoying to never be able to look at them, and I find it hard to believe that anyone would want this as a feature.
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Categories: Technology Posted by Alex on Thu May 26, 2005 |
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Posted by Splarka on Thu May 26, 2005 at 01:33 AM
This is very conceivable. Many years ago, never mind how many precisely, I remember seeing a whole classroom filled with typewriters that had no symbols on the keys. The reason of course was to teach typing. It's probably a good way to begin. Once you become proficient, then you could switch to a keyboard with symbols.
Posted by Captain Al in Vancouver Island, Canada on Thu May 26, 2005 at 01:46 AM
No, it's not a hoax. This isn't the first blank keyboard offered for sale. Actually, overlooking the starkness of the blank keys, it sounds like a pretty good keyboard; the individual keys have different strength springs beneath them to accomodate the strength of the fingers.
Whatever. It's pretty damn pricey for a friggin' KEYBOARD.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Thu May 26, 2005 at 02:52 AM
Whatever. It's pretty damn pricey for a friggin' KEYBOARD.
I had a friend who could touch type who deliberately blanked all his keys on his keyboard (just like this) to stop people from using his PC.
Worked like a charm - after a few minutes of trying to type an email on it I gave up in frustration, and I thought I could type.
As for price... well, this one looks nicer than his, but yeah, who would really pay that?
Bruce
Posted by Bruce on Thu May 26, 2005 at 07:48 AM
Worked like a charm - after a few minutes of trying to type an email on it I gave up in frustration, and I thought I could type.
As for price... well, this one looks nicer than his, but yeah, who would really pay that?
Bruce
I could understand the letter keys being blanked out. But all the other keys are also blanked out... all the ones which no touch typist ever uses and has no reason to memorize. For instance, you'd have to memorize where the volume keys are, and where are all the special function keys are. It would be pointless.
Posted by Alex in San Diego on Thu May 26, 2005 at 08:46 AM
It reminds me of learning French without speaking English (immersion). I did horribly and was frustrated the entire four years.
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect on Thu May 26, 2005 at 09:31 AM
Yeah, Bruce, that was going to be my argument: no one would use your computer. I think I'll just get a can of paint and blank out the keyboard I have now.
Posted by BugbearSloth in earth, 3rd planet, sol system on Thu May 26, 2005 at 10:26 AM
I am a senior programmer with masters in applied math and the single most useful course I ever took in school was the "C" I got in "secraterial typing" in high school. My mother said I should take it because I would have to write term papers in college. Sorry it's sexist, but there was only one other guy in the class. The classroom was full of typerwrites that had all blank keys. To be a good typist, you are not suppose to look at the keyboard or at the paper. You are only suppose to look at what you are copying. For the final the other guy busily copied the entire test page at a good speed. Only when he was finished did he look at the paper and notice that his hands had been offset one key to the right and it was all giberish. That is what the little bumps on the "F" and "J" keys are for, to let you tell by feel where your index finges go. I still can't type the numbers by touch alone.
Posted by Peter on Thu May 26, 2005 at 11:15 AM
I don't see what the big deal about typing is. Hell, I can close my eyes and type, like this, anh yj wirsd wokk xomw oit jidt dinw. No biggie. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Thu May 26, 2005 at 11:34 AM
If you're copying something that's one thing...of course you look at the original...But when you're just typing on a computer, you should be sitting so that you can see both your hands and the computer screen. Even if you're not looking directly at the keyboard, you can still see the placement of your hands. I hardly ever use the top row of #s keys, unless I'm making special characters like !@#$%^&*()...so I use the # pad at the right.
Then again, I don't really use the fingers that I'm sposed to when I type.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Thu May 26, 2005 at 12:42 PM
Then again, I don't really use the fingers that I'm sposed to when I type.
Blank computer keys isn't the problem. It's the poor spelling and grammar that some of you need to worry about. I think some of you need a refresher course in rimedial spelling. I have a 5th grade speller available for sell. Come on, people, get with it.
Posted by booch on Thu May 26, 2005 at 01:58 PM
booch said:
"I think some of you need a refresher course in rimedial spelling."
Uh, that would be REMEDIAL spelling. Ah, the irony!
Posted by crankymediaguy on Thu May 26, 2005 at 03:16 PM
"I think some of you need a refresher course in rimedial spelling."
Uh, that would be REMEDIAL spelling. Ah, the irony!
Ha! Well spotted, Cranky Media Guy! What's that saying from the Bible, "judge not lest ye be judged yourself"? And if you do judge, make certain you proofread. . .
Posted by Accipiter on Thu May 26, 2005 at 03:38 PM
I think that was his joke: "I have a fifth grade speller available for sell."
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect on Thu May 26, 2005 at 03:51 PM
Did somebody mention the "volume keys"? Eh? I do a lot of typing myself, and I can envisage the cluster of symbol keys between the PLM column and the rightmost edge of the main key group being a problem; the [];'#,./ {}:@~<>? keys. Probably only if you're a computer programmer, or you're addicted to Everything2/Wikipedia-style websites where you have to use the square brackets as mark-up, and you'd get used to it - and besides, wouldn't a blank keyboard with strobing multi-coloured neon keys be even cooler than a jet-black version?
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy on Thu May 26, 2005 at 03:52 PM
Thank you, Chadds- your a geneus, my friend.
Posted by booch on Thu May 26, 2005 at 05:19 PM
I remember one of the characters from that old movie Hackers painting his keyboard totally white. Seems like a 1337 thing to do.
Posted by Citizen Premier in spite of public outcry on Thu May 26, 2005 at 08:25 PM
Accipiter said:
"Ha! Well spotted, Cranky Media Guy!"
It's what I do. It's who I am (a guy with WAY too much time on his hands.)
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Fri May 27, 2005 at 02:06 AM
"Ha! Well spotted, Cranky Media Guy!"
It's what I do. It's who I am (a guy with WAY too much time on his hands.)
Better yet, blank the keys on your Dvorak keyboard.
Posted by cvirtue on Fri May 27, 2005 at 01:25 PM
That's a querty good idea cvirtue!
Posted by Captain Al in Vancouver Island, Canada on Fri May 27, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Damn! There goes my spelling too. Should be "qwerty good idea".
Posted by Captain Al in Vancouver Island, Canada on Fri May 27, 2005 at 06:12 PM
It's a statistically proven fact that in 32% of posts regarding typing, the poster claims a typing speed of over 100WPM.
Posted by Gazzer in Japan on Sat May 28, 2005 at 04:39 AM
And your point is?
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Sat May 28, 2005 at 04:44 AM
It's called irony.
And the point of looking for the point is?
Posted by Gazzer in Japan on Sat May 28, 2005 at 05:09 AM
And the point of looking for the point is?
My question is, how do you possibly mistype "qwerty"?
Posted by student on Sat May 28, 2005 at 04:18 PM
You mistype it by applying great skill and years of painstaking training, Student.
Posted by Accipiter on Sat May 28, 2005 at 06:18 PM
Gazzer, it's called curiosity. What's your excuse?
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Sun May 29, 2005 at 09:10 PM
Booch says:
Blank computer keys isn't the problem.
I say:
Blank computer keys AREN'T the problem.
B:
I think some of you need a refresher course in rimedial spelling.
Me: REMEDIAL
B:I have a 5th grade speller available for sell.
Me: SALE.
I conclude:
www.dictionary.com
(Disclaimer: typos here and there are nothing. Just make sure you correct them if you are going to criticize someone's spelling! Boy did I learn that the hard way...)
Posted by Electra on Mon May 30, 2005 at 07:35 PM
Blank computer keys isn't the problem.
I say:
Blank computer keys AREN'T the problem.
B:
I think some of you need a refresher course in rimedial spelling.
Me: REMEDIAL
B:I have a 5th grade speller available for sell.
Me: SALE.
I conclude:
www.dictionary.com
(Disclaimer: typos here and there are nothing. Just make sure you correct them if you are going to criticize someone's spelling! Boy did I learn that the hard way...)
In the ancient bestseller, "Cheaper by the Dozen" (circa 1950?), the authors describe their father, efficiency expert Frank Gailbraith, teaching them to type with a typewriter that had blank white caps covering all the keys, so their attention wouldn't be distracted from touch typing. Based on the time frame of the memoir, this would have happened in about 1905-- 1915. So using blank keyboards is an old, though not necessarily popular, method to learn fast typing.
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas in Dallas, Texas, USA on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 06:57 AM
My mom taped over all the letter and number keys on our computer keyboard when I was a kid, and posted a picture of a keyboard on the wall next to the computer monitor. It was a painful way to learn how to type, but it worked.
Posted by d regina in Austin, TX on Sun Jun 05, 2005 at 07:25 PM



