Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
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I bet someday there will be a nut that will kick poor Chuck Norris in the ass, just for so, because of everybody talking about it
And he won't be able to roundhouse kick and kill him because, realistically, that's illegal.
And then somebody will take a picture and post it on Google. Old un-updated Chuck Norris sites will look stupid(er) because there are millions of controdictions to popular jokes.
But whatever, go on with your stupid jokes and have fun. Buttbrains.
chuck norris went to the virgin islands and wen he left it was just the islands
yeah...so this is pointless...I think...
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*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
I am, indeed, Chuck Norris's love child.
When Chuck fires a gun he doesn't pull the trigger, he growls and the bullets run.
you may wonder why chuck norris has never been arrested for his murders and and rapes there is a simple explination for this... the cops are scared of him
-The only hand which can beat a straight flush is Chuck Norris'.
-Chuck Norris has the best poker face of all time: he beat the 1983 poker worls series holding only a joker, a get-out-of-jail-free monopoly card, a two of clubs, a seven of diamonds and a green four from UNO.
Of course Chuck is beyond human. I've seen a couple of posters here that have said things like "Chuck Norris sucks" or even "Chuck Norris is one of the greatest". I'm pretty sure they're dead by know. Chuck have mercy.
Posted the 18th Chucktober, year 66 A.C.N.(after Chuck Norris)
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