Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Comments
Its simple, if chuck norris was black white people would have been the slaves
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Little boys are made of slugs and snails and puppy-dog's tails. Chuck Norris is made of four Bengal tigers and a gorilla.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
if i don't send another post, then i'm dead... killed by chuck norris
Chuck Norris' hockey team is always on a powerplay because, well, it's Chuck Norris' team.
This message is really written by Chuck Norris explaining the last few moments of one of his victims.
chuck norris is never lost...he's MIA
a cat went into the Chuck Norris Dojo and came out an hour later as a lion
Chuck Norris once banged Lara Croft. To this day, here pelvis is still broken.
2. the dinosaurs mouthed chuck norris once, once.
3. chuck norris counted to infinity, twice.
4. chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
5. some say chuck norris can walk on water, but the truth behind that is he just floats above it due to the fact of the water being afraid touching him.
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SHOOT YOU WITH A KNIFE
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T LOVE RAYMOND
He has also vowed not to sleep until he has hunted them down and made them pay for the abomination they have brought upon the world