Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Comments
And it has nothing to do with the fact you question him. Technically, humans could live forever...but Chuck Norris is what makes us die...not cancer, not old age...Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world every month.. They bleed for a week afterwards.
Anyways...I don't know why I wrote this, the people who wrote those messages died mere seconds after clicking submit.
Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked.
also I put in Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked got about 195000 results seems to happen quite a bit
1. Open google.com
2. Type: ' google Chuck Norris '
3. Hit: 'I feel lucky
Its simple, if chuck norris was black white people would have been the slaves
Little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Little boys are made of slugs and snails and puppy-dog's tails. Chuck Norris is made of four Bengal tigers and a gorilla.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
if i don't send another post, then i'm dead... killed by chuck norris