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Buy Your Own Universe
Status: joke website
The Authority for Universe Ownership offers you the chance to buy your own parallel universe. They explain:Quantum physics dictates that reality is created by observation. There are an infinite number of possible realities, which can be actualised only through observation - an unlimited variety of parallel universes exist in what is known as quantum flux.
In some of these universes the deeds purchased from Buy Your Own Universe will be recognised as legally binding, meaning that you really are the rightful owner of your Universe! Any day a scientific breakthrough in quantum physics may occur that allows you to travel to your universe, through a wormhole for example. This is not fantasy but accepted science.
In some of these universes the deeds purchased from Buy Your Own Universe will be recognised as legally binding, meaning that you really are the rightful owner of your Universe! Any day a scientific breakthrough in quantum physics may occur that allows you to travel to your universe, through a wormhole for example. This is not fantasy but accepted science.
The price is a bit steep at $9999. But they also offer a free option.
Of course, if they're right about the existence of an infinite number of parallel universes in which all possibilities, however improbable, are manifested, then the theory of Quantum Immortality is true. Meaning that in some existence you're likely to become an eternal, all-powerful being who already owns the universe without needing to go through the Authority for Universe Ownership. (via A Welsh View)
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Categories: Future/Time, Websites Posted by Alex on Wed Jul 30, 2008 |
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Ah, but then that means there's also a universe where an Authority for Universe Ownership really does have sole arbitration rights over alternative-universe ownership.
And maybe it's this one.
Posted by outeast on Thu Jul 31, 2008 at 04:33 AM
And maybe it's this one.
YAY!! I OWN THE UNIVERSE! ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by ? in earth on Fri Aug 01, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Of course, there must also be a parallel universe where possession of such a certificate is punishable by death. Stay away from that wormhole....
Posted by Mr Henderson in Teddington, UK on Mon Aug 04, 2008 at 04:34 PM
you guys that made this is so sillythis is a bunch of bull y would u gise even think about writing this crap
Posted by damien123 on Tue Oct 27, 2009 at 01:43 PM
wake up you silly people no more such thing cluwns
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