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Black Market Babies
If you feel like adopting a baby, but can't for some reason, just give the folks at Black Market Babies $50,000 and they'll steal someone's baby and give it to you. They also offer black market pandas and black market tigers for sale. Unfortunately their online form for submitting orders is 'temporarily' out of order. (Link via Entensity.net, who linked to me. Warning: their site is not safe for work).
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Categories: Birth/Babies, Websites Posted by Alex on Mon Aug 18, 2003 |
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How can you just sell innocent babies? People really want them that bad that they are going to buy stolen babies?
Please e-mail me back
Posted by Doesnt mstter in Texas on Sun May 01, 2005 at 12:34 PM
Please e-mail me back
i wont a baby for free.
Posted by happy rose in austraila on Thu Feb 02, 2006 at 11:21 PM
to Doesnt mstter:
uh this site isnt real. they took the name Ryu Hayabusa from doa
Posted by Eva in new york on Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 06:27 PM
uh this site isnt real. they took the name Ryu Hayabusa from doa
I bought a baby from black market baby last week and recieved it within 3 days. The baby came well packaged and in great condition...I put right in my sweat shop with the other babies where it seemed to adapt fine. THANX BLACK MARKET BABY!
Posted by Angelina Jolie in Africa on Fri Mar 30, 2007 at 11:24 AM
I thought the black market was a scam but I gave them my credit card # anyway and it turned out to be the best thing of my life. I even lucked out and got a Asian one, it does my taxes and laundry for free and that's a good thing. Now I'm always coming here for my babies.
Posted by Martha Stewart in jail on Fri Mar 30, 2007 at 11:30 AM
your all sick, you cant steal peoples babies for your own. i have a 8 month old daughter and she was stolen i would physically kill the person who did it. you might have paid to receive that baby but im sure if that childs parents ever found you they would not only kill the people that took that child but the people who paid for that child. this is a very wrong thing to do.
Posted by Sam in Birmingham, England on Sun Aug 31, 2008 at 07:33 PM
Adriiano
Posted by Adriano in df on Sun Sep 21, 2008 at 02:48 PM
how much would it cost for twins
Posted by bubba j on Mon Jan 19, 2009 at 06:12 PM
please get back to me asap i'm desprate for two girls i'll pay big big bucks please write back like asap
Posted by buuba j on Mon Jan 19, 2009 at 06:14 PM
your fucking sick you cant go kidnapping kids and selling them you should be arrested and sent to njail for life think of the poor parentss and ther kinds when they find out if you want a kid adopt legelly or have your own instead of kidnapping them and taking them away from people who love them
Posted by sonia on Mon Apr 19, 2010 at 06:47 AM
how do people get brith certificiates for these babies and how would a person go about getting a infant.
Posted by tip in bc on Sat Apr 02, 2011 at 09:38 AM
@Sonia - It's called grammar. Try it.
Now... I wonder where I can gets me a baby to train & teach tricks...
Posted by Pp in Australia on Thu Apr 07, 2011 at 08:44 AM
Now... I wonder where I can gets me a baby to train & teach tricks...
"I see stupid people. They're everywhere, and they don't even know they are stupid."
-- paraphrased from "The Sixth Sense."
Posted by Bubba in North Taxolina on Sun Jul 17, 2011 at 12:39 PM
-- paraphrased from "The Sixth Sense."
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