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BIOPRO EMF Harmonization Chips
Cranky Media Guy sent me a link to this interesting product: BIOPRO Chips. BIOPRO describes itself as a leader in the field of EMF harmonization devices. You see, you may not have realized it but, as BIOPRO tells you on their website, virtually all electronic devices emit dangerous electromagnetic frequency (EMF). Phones, microwaves, computers... You name it. So what's a person to do? Simple. Get some BIOPRO Chips. These amazing chips are designed to defend against EMF. Apply some of them to your electronic devices, and EMF emissions will be 'harmonized', thereby rendered harmless. It took me a while before I figured out exactly what these 'chips' were. But then I figured it out. 'Chips' is a euphemism for 'stickers'. BIOPRO is selling little stickers that are supposed to protect people against 'electro-pollution'. Of course, the website contains no explanation of how or why these stickers would work. Obviously that's because these stickers won't do anything but lighten your wallet by a substantial amount.
Categories: Technology
Posted by The Curator on Wed Apr 13, 2005
Well I beleve it will work as well, so I guess I won't invest in either.
Posted by Alfie  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  09:41 AM
LOL, its fantasy until you can comprehend it properly.

Comprehend this though, I would never vote for Obama, even if I could from OZ.

Obama's foreign policy advisor is Zbigniew Brzezinski (and is a member of the illuninati). Brzezinski's foreign 'policy' during the Carter administration, as he has since admitted without regret, was to entice the Soviet Union to invade Afghanistan in December, 1979. The idea, he said, was to weaken their rival superpower and the result was a ten-year occupation that cost the lives of an estimated 1.3 million Afghans and spawned the Mujahedin, Taliban and Osama bin Laden.

... Whether America votes for Barack Obama (a false savour due to the media which is totally controlled) or Macain the outcome will be the same because they won't dictate policy - the Shadow People will.

"God" help us all!
Posted by Fabss  in  Aussie  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  09:46 AM
check this out people, read both pages form top to bottom. If you disagree that's fine, but do the research in regard to what you don't agree with and see if you find anything that backs up your denial!

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message487849/pg1

OBAMA AND Z. BRZEZINSKI will stuff america up even more so than Bush did. Don't agree? Just wait and see. Obama is here to pick up where Bush has left this nation, in the dumps, now we are headed for the sewers.
Posted by Obama Hater  in  Everywhere  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  10:00 AM
Fabs said:

"You couldn't believe it anyway, you media idiot, all you believe is what the pathetic government and media tells you, so I don't care about your useless way of thinking."

In other words, you have NO evidence to support your contentions, so you resort to personal attack.

Obama Hater, the topic here is BIOPRO. Talking about Obama is off-topic. Please contribute something about BIOPRO or leave. Thanks.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  03:50 PM
"In other words, you have NO evidence to support your contentions, so you resort to personal attack".

Actually what I mean is, even if I showed you the proof, you would not believe or could not believe it due to your being brainwashed by the pathetic goverment and media. It's not that hard to understand is it? When someone wholehartedly agrees and believes the government and media propaganda as you do, it does not matter if the real truth comes along, because they already have thier "truth". I too was like you once, completely believing in the countries authoritarian figures, but you have to ask yourself, what agenda do or might they have to be this way. Why would the government go in and start wars in completely different countries, why would the government, who is supposedly in power because of the people, not get the peoples approval first, hmm maybe, just maybe Media Guy, they have agenda's that are far beyond the well being of people. Most of the people in power have let it get to thier head, and get worse and worse and more money and status hungry.

Wake up and smell the truth Media Guy, your just being childish.

You don't want to even face the truth about Obama, it's clear that you, for some reason are avoiding any real truth that comes along.

Biopro is the least of our concerns, if it even gives people a little bit of positive thought, it's well worth it in my opinion, placebo or not. By the way, placebo's have been found to be even more powerful (depending on the individual) than so called medications. Figure that one out Media Guy, yes thats right, the body can heal itself through the mind, most of the medications out there, do more long term damage than the short term "fix" is good. What people need to understand is why they have disease and sickness in the first place, fix and isolate the cause and most of the time the body will repair itself readily and easily. That goes for any sickness, disease or imbalance.
Posted by Fabs  in  Aussie  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  10:03 PM
Very well written. I have seen professional athletes (golf especially) wearing magnetic or other bracelets for some effect on their play also, which I believe are placebos but if it gets them in the right frame of mind then good for them.

Unlike prescription drug medicines, the Biopro device has no side effects I know of (other than a tendency to develop dependency on an inanimate object or to separate the owner from some of his money)..
Posted by Scott  in  USA  on  Thu Oct 30, 2008  at  10:44 PM
Well, Fabs, you've really got me. I didn't think anyone knew about the money the U.S. government pays me to deny the existence of human auras. How did you find out?

"You don't want to even face the truth about Obama, it's clear that you, for some reason are avoiding any real truth that comes along."

It's as if you can see right through me. Yes, I also get paid to not face the "facts" (whatever they may be) about Barack Obama.

You keep on keeping on, Fabs. Don't worry for a moment about the people who think you're a conspiracy theory nut job. They all just have dark auras. And negative force fields, too. But what would you expect from extra-terrestrials, huh? So typical.

Hey, I've got a question for you. How expensive is it to line all the walls of your house with aluminum foil? I have a feeling you'd know about that.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Fri Oct 31, 2008  at  02:57 AM
Media Guy, you really are just an idiot.

Conspiracy theorist you might say, I say call me what you will, but do the research and you'll find it's not a conspiracy, like it said on the x-files, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE for those that want to seek it anyway. Me keep on going, how about you keep on going, suckling the teet of George Bush, or Barack or whoever wins, the US government, like most others are corrupt in one way or another, if you choose to turn a blind eye, that's your problem.

Like I said, one day you may come to realise just how much of an arrogant idiot you really are, and perhaps you'll change your perceptions and ideas and see past the BS and propaganda. Honestly, if the gvt was paying you to discredit aura's, biopros and things that can help protect you from the harmful effects of EMF's, I would not be in the slightest surprised. Although you arn't doing a very good job so I hope for the tax payers sake, you arn't getting paid and your doing this of your own pathetic accord.

Aluminium foil wouldn't work with EMF's like I said before, I'm just sensible when it comes to things that give off a high level of them. I would suggest for anyone that reads this to get yourself an emf gauss meter and do your own experiments in your house about what gives of Emf at an unacceptable level. If anyone has an electric alarm clock next to thier head when they sleep, scrap it or move it into another room, just go for a battery operated one.

Why would I care about people that think I'm nuts? I know what is truth for me may not be true for someone else, and I'm totally happy with that, we wouldn't be individual otherwise thats what makes this world so great, the contrasting ideas and idiots such as yourself Mr "Media Guy".
Posted by Fabs  in  Aussie  on  Fri Oct 31, 2008  at  03:31 AM
Fabs said:

"I know what is truth for me may not be true for someone else..."

While that statement *might* have some sense to it IF we're talking about personal situations, it certainly is NOT relevant to the laws of physics.

You can believe in stuff like human auras, etc. all you want, but your belief, no matter how sincere, will NOT will them into existence.

Of course, I'm just a government dupe so what do I know?

You, on the other hand, are a guy who knows the T*R*U*T*H about all these things but who refuses to provide any evidence of such to we poor mortals. How could we NOT take you at your word?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Sat Nov 01, 2008  at  03:15 AM
Cranky Media Idiot Said:

"While that statement *might* have some sense to it IF we're talking about personal situations, it certainly is NOT relevant to the laws of physics.

You can believe in stuff like human auras, etc. all you want, but your belief, no matter how sincere, will NOT will them into existence.

Of course, I'm just a government dupe so what do I know?

You, on the other hand, are a guy who knows the T*R*U*T*H about all these things but who refuses to provide any evidence of such to we poor mortals. How could we NOT take you at your word"?

The "laws of physics" huh? Who made such laws, and are these men perfect, are they all knowing?Like I said previously Mr Media Guy, Aura's are proven, and people have been working with the human energy field for thousands of years, some people can even see them with thier own eyes, some can feel and sense it. The instant like or dislike of a person, upon first seeing them or hearing them can be attributed to this, although that is a very basic level of the sensing I'm talking about.

Ok then mr I don't believe, I challenge you to prove human energy fields or Auras are not real, and I'm just imagining them along with all the others.

Don't reply unless you have something to back up your disbelief. While I could spend time for you, looking up various studies, I believe in it enough not to care whether you believe in them or not, so it's up to you to prove me wrong, if you can.

Peace.
Posted by Fabs  in  Aussie  on  Thu Nov 06, 2008  at  10:33 PM
Fabs said:

"The 'laws of physics' huh? Who made such laws, and are these men perfect, are they all knowing?"

OK, you simply CANNOT be as stupid as that sentence makes you appear.

"Ok then mr I don't believe, I challenge you to prove human energy fields or Auras are not real, and I'm just imagining them along with all the others."

Please read the following slowly so you can understand it. Feel free to move your lips if necessary.

The burden of proof is on the person making an assertion of existence, NOT on the person disagreeing with him. In other words, it's up to YOU to prove that auras exist. I realize that isn't how you'd LIKE the world to work, but tough break for you.

OK, time to let you in a little secret. I can fly. Yes, FLY just like a bird, no engines, external power source or wires involved.

Now, since you think that the burden of proof is on the person who doubts the existence of something--in this case my ability to fly under my own power--by your own rules, you now HAVE to concede that I can fly. You CANNOT ask me to prove it, since that would violate your own rules.

In your next posting, I DEMAND that you acknowledge my ability to fly. OR you can admit that your rules make no sense.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Fri Nov 07, 2008  at  03:06 AM
It shoots a beam of microwaves that can't penetrate the skin deeply (thus doing no internal damage) but do cause what's apparently incredibly intense pain. I doubt a sticker would be very effective.
Posted by fallen earth chips  on  Tue Dec 01, 2009  at  10:44 PM
I purchased an EarthCalm pendant a few weeks ago and put it on expecting nothing. The next morning, I woke up with no back or hip pain for the first time in a couple years. I have a feeling of inner peace and calm. Wow! It's amazing. The building I work in has WIFI and I live in a condo where everyone around me has their own WIFI. I will get the EarthCalm home protection soon.
Posted by Delite  on  Mon Jan 18, 2010  at  08:42 PM
@Levlan

You might be in for a rude awakening by realizing that the Earth has a magnetic field. Then there's another rather large problem being that all sorts of EMF naturally penetrates us from outer space every second, X-rays, radio waves, microwaves, you name it. You might be even more disappointed to realize that biological nervous systems use sodium-potassium pumps to communicate rather than flowing electrons. So where a radio signal can induce a current in a metallic wire, it cannot induce a current in a nonconductive biological tissue such as your nerves.
Posted by jon  on  Fri Apr 30, 2010  at  09:44 PM
The speculation and criticism can be put to rest. EarthCalm has been certified effective by the International Institute for Research on Electromagnetic Compatibility (IIREC). IIREC is a globally renowned authority on EMF research and testing of EMF protection devices. IIREC is a government funded research institute in Austria and comprised of globally recognized scientists of electrophysics, biophysics, environmental medicine and wave genetics. Concerned about the health effects of EMFs, these scientists united to establish EMF protection protocols and methods for testing the effectiveness of protection devices. Its website states, “IIREC offers manufacturers of EMF protection products a reliable quality test and interested parties and consumer protection organizations the ability to distinguish the effective products from the ineffective ones."
Posted by Liala Epstein  in  Toronto, Canada  on  Sat Jul 07, 2012  at  10:48 AM
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