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Battery Charger
imageHere's a cool idea for a battery charger. What makes it great is that it's totally portable! Finally a cord-free charger.
Categories: Technology
Posted by The Curator on Tue May 03, 2005
Order now, and get a free solar-powered flashlight!
Posted by Bobcat  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  11:30 PM
Tempting, but I'm saving my money for the DVD rewinder.
Posted by Barghest  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  02:27 AM
I actually got a battery-powered battery charger for Christmas... tho it wasn't as daft as it sounds, being for a phone battery. Still, made me laugh when I saw it eh
Posted by Paul in Prague  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  05:53 AM
Hey, I hope I get a black lightbulb! All the colour of black, in your very own home!
Posted by Soldant  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  08:17 AM
Barghest,

You do not need a DVD rewinder. You can simply remove the DVD from the machine, put it on your finger and spin it backwards. It works for me everytime.
Posted by Floormaster Squeeze  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  10:18 AM
A battery-powered charger ... Man, why didn't I think of that?
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  03:35 PM

Whad'dya think?
Posted by Yaanu  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  04:05 PM
But if I used my finger to rewind DVD's, I wouldn't get a neat little gadget with blinking lights to put on top of the dvd player....you clearly haven't thought this through.

There's a DVD rewinder page on this site somewhere. What a great Christmas gift.
Posted by Barghest  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  09:15 PM
I've seen the battery-operated cellphone chargers. Of course, given the amount of juice packed into one of those little cellphones, you get like ten minutes out of one of them.
Posted by Bobcat  on  Thu May 05, 2005  at  02:15 AM
Its not the wireless rechargeable battery that is the problem...and the dimwit who uses it.
Posted by Rob  in  N.Yorks UK  on  Fri May 27, 2005  at  04:22 PM
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