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Back from Virginia
I returned last night from Virginia, where I spent Memorial Day Weekend with my parents. Their dog, Falcon, never ceases to amaze me. He's huge. Every picture of him looks surreal, as if it's been photoshopped to increase his size, but he really is that big. At 200 lbs, he's heavier than I am. You don't sit with him on the couch, so much as you try to squeeze in beside him.

Categories: Miscellaneous
Posted by The Curator on Wed May 28, 2008
Falcon looks like a jackalope.
Posted by Captain Al  in  Vancouver Island, Canada  on  Wed May 28, 2008  at  05:45 PM
Status: Hoax?
Posted by Jeff  in  Nashville, TN  on  Wed May 28, 2008  at  05:51 PM
I love Falcons' ears, he's just so cute. My friends have a Bull Mastiff who is already 65kgs and is only 12 months old. He's going to be huge. And butt ugly. Falcon is a nice looking dog whereas Denzel just looks like he's run head first into a brick wall.

Glad to see you back babe.
*hugs*
Posted by Nettie  in  Perth, Western Australia  on  Wed May 28, 2008  at  07:09 PM
I wish I could giggle and yell "hoax!!!" but I can't... He looks like a Harlequin Great Dane, he's spectacular! Average size for the females goes up to 150lbs and males can be a healthy 200lbs easily!
Posted by Jean  in  Saint John NB, Ca.  on  Wed May 28, 2008  at  07:12 PM
Weird looking horse.
Posted by Craig  on  Thu May 29, 2008  at  04:56 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1227150.ece

You gotta check this out.......I was expecting to find it on your site...
Posted by patrick  in  Wales  on  Fri May 30, 2008  at  10:34 AM
Oh psh. This is so fake. Look at the shadowing on him! It doesn't match the rest of this picture!
Posted by Sakano  in  Ohio  on  Fri May 30, 2008  at  12:03 PM
that picture can't be real... look how angly his legs are, and how misshapen his head is, and you can almost see his balls... and the dog looks fake, too
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Sat May 31, 2008  at  08:09 PM
And look! Velma and Shaggy are in it too!
Posted by Mr Henderson  in  Teddington, UK  on  Mon Jun 02, 2008  at  06:58 PM
Size and animals... our bed is 2x2 meters but still it is a tight squeeze when our three cats take to bed.
Posted by Unfairly Balanced  in  Earth  on  Tue Jun 03, 2008  at  05:45 AM
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