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Ashton Kutcher Marries Demi Moore
Status: Uncertain
This is my second post about Ashton Kutcher in as many days. I'm not sure what that signifies (except that my standards are probably slipping), but the celebrity-gossip-lover in me couldn't resist. The story here is that newspapers have reported Moore and Kutcher tied the knot over the weekend. But now rumors are spreading suggesting the wedding was faked to prank the media and help publicize the new season of Kutcher's MTV show, PUNK'D. Though maybe Kutcher's publicist is spreading the faux-wedding rumor in order to stir up media interest. In which case, the publicist is also probably behind the AshtonHacked website I posted about yesterday. Either way, Kutcher gets publicity and wins.
Categories: Celebrities
Posted by The Curator on Wed Sep 28, 2005
Ah yes, he wins until he finds out about Demi's flaming gonorea.
Posted by 8  on  Wed Sep 28, 2005  at  06:54 AM
I think it was fake....but I hate celeb gossip....unless it includes me..
Posted by X  in  McKinney, TX  on  Wed Sep 28, 2005  at  09:09 AM
Wow! I'VE been punk'd! I really thought that some queer actor who I don't give a crap about married an '80s washout actress who has beautiful Da Vinci veneers and freaky kids with weird names. HOO-boy, the joke's on me! Now I know how big stars like Ludacris, Jessica Simpson, and Pink feel! Woo-hoo. Um, I think I'll go take a bath now...
Posted by booch  on  Wed Sep 28, 2005  at  12:28 PM
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