Ted Jesus Christ GOD
Ted Kurts is a humble guy. All he asks is that you recognize that he's the Messiah and the second coming of Jesus Christ. You doubt his claim? You want proof? Then check out his photo to the right. Doesn't he look eerily like certain portrayals of Christ? What better proof could you ask for? Oh, and please don't refer to him as Ted Kurts. It's Ted Jesus Christ God, to you. When I come across sites like this it's hard to know if they're supposed to be taken seriously or not. I kinda suspect Ted is serious. Or maybe not. Who knows. But Ted Jesus Christ God says that anyone who links to his site will be blessed, so if he does turn out to be the real thing, then I've got my bases covered.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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wow, what a waste of time...
Oh well it provided amusment for 5 minutes(=
Posted by Regan- on Fri Oct 08, 2004 at 05:44 PM
Oh well it provided amusment for 5 minutes(=
...He does look like certain portrayals of Christ, but one look at the way he writes on his site instantly banishes ANY doubt that this guy's a fake.
Posted by Mewtaila in Happy Place, Free Country USA on Mon Oct 25, 2004 at 09:31 PM
jesus was black
wasn't he
Posted by jo on Fri Oct 29, 2004 at 06:25 PM
wasn't he
Wow... Aimee who is known as Aimee M and is known as Aimee Marie and is Known as Hippy Chick thinks she believes Him. He must Be The Real. When He spoke of being Assassinated or Killed or Captured and Abducted or Tortured or Tortured to Death with Satanists with Bondage, He aknowledged that He wouldn't Be able to Update his website. Thankfully Aimee M and is known as Aimee Marie and is Known as Hippy Chick HEARD the WORD of him and made 400 DVDs of His archived pages so that billions of years from now, EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!
That was fun. Arent there places to put people like him? Like on his own island where he can wait for a comet to come by?
Posted by aimeemarie on Tue Nov 02, 2004 at 07:17 PM
That was fun. Arent there places to put people like him? Like on his own island where he can wait for a comet to come by?
My favorite part is "TJC is more valuable than a radio telescope" with picture of same.
Posted by J on Thu Nov 11, 2004 at 11:10 PM
Ted Jesus Christ God? Helller!!!!! Better check the sanity of this guy before it's too late! Advise him to try other forms of businesses. His strategy is obsolete!
Posted by crue on Tue Nov 16, 2004 at 08:04 PM
I will bet you that when you get the cd, it's a Word doc with a link right to his website. Maybe one of those "free" AOL promos in there too. I wonder if the asylum he is in minds him being on the computer so much. We should get a group of people together to email him and tell him that we are Sadistic Satanists and we know where he lives and we are going to track him down and fullfill his "prophacy" (sp?)... I guess as long as he is being a freak on the internet, he doesnt have time to go out and harass the real world. I guess Ill let him be.
Posted by aimeemarie on Wed Nov 17, 2004 at 02:53 PM
He's likely crazy, but what is equally crazy are some of the responses.
Harry made some valid logical points and was attacked and beaten up by quite a few.
Harry, your a good guy swimming uphill with some of these folks.
Posted by er on Thu Nov 25, 2004 at 09:56 PM
Harry made some valid logical points and was attacked and beaten up by quite a few.
Harry, your a good guy swimming uphill with some of these folks.
I don‰Ûªt care if men prefer to use long hair,
i care on the lies against God and the SON OF GOD.
http://danielxii.tripod.com/indignation.html
Isaiah
66:22 For as the new heavens and the new earth, which I will make, shall remain before me, saith the LORD, so shall your seed and your name remain.
66:23 And it shall come to pass, [that] from one new moon to another, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh come to worship before me, saith the LORD.
66:24 And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.
Posted by JOSE GALINDO in lima-PERÌ on Fri Dec 03, 2004 at 03:51 PM
i care on the lies against God and the SON OF GOD.
http://danielxii.tripod.com/indignation.html
Isaiah
66:22 For as the new heavens and the new earth, which I will make, shall remain before me, saith the LORD, so shall your seed and your name remain.
66:23 And it shall come to pass, [that] from one new moon to another, and from one sabbath to another, shall all flesh come to worship before me, saith the LORD.
66:24 And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.
It's funny how this guy contradicts what god stands for. An easy example is, well, everything... (litteraly). Lol, if you go to table of contents and click on "more of the 100% truth" then it takes you to a blank page. If someone posted this already then I'm sorry.
Posted by Andrew on Fri Dec 03, 2004 at 11:47 PM
I didn't even bother to check out the website of this man, I know he's not Jesus. That said, the site itself is not a hoax if you all saw it... this site being dedicated to hoaxes means that the end has been achieved in that the decision has been made one way or the other.
I read all of the posts by different people and it's clear that this is yet another forum being used to push either one side or the other in the matter of Jesus.
I am a believer in Jesus, I am a born-again, spirit-filled christian. Harry, this is for you... To be born again does not mean that you are filled with the Holy Spirit, as evidenced by the apostles, they were "born again" when Jesus breathed on them after rising from the dead. They were "Filled with the Holy Spirit" in Acts chapter 2 on Pentecost, 50 days after Passover. The events are two seperate things, just so you know.
Amy, you made some statements about Harry that did seem to be taken out of context with what he said. I know it seems like you have to defend Jesus, but we don't have to make any apologies for Him, those who truly seek will find Him, and if Harry "unfound" Him then it may be that he never truly foud Him in the first place. Believing in Jesus takes a lot of faith, and for those who need proof, faith is out of the question. I'll write more to you all at a later date...
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Posted by JudiCB in Houston, TX on Wed Dec 15, 2004 at 02:17 AM
I read all of the posts by different people and it's clear that this is yet another forum being used to push either one side or the other in the matter of Jesus.
I am a believer in Jesus, I am a born-again, spirit-filled christian. Harry, this is for you... To be born again does not mean that you are filled with the Holy Spirit, as evidenced by the apostles, they were "born again" when Jesus breathed on them after rising from the dead. They were "Filled with the Holy Spirit" in Acts chapter 2 on Pentecost, 50 days after Passover. The events are two seperate things, just so you know.
Amy, you made some statements about Harry that did seem to be taken out of context with what he said. I know it seems like you have to defend Jesus, but we don't have to make any apologies for Him, those who truly seek will find Him, and if Harry "unfound" Him then it may be that he never truly foud Him in the first place. Believing in Jesus takes a lot of faith, and for those who need proof, faith is out of the question. I'll write more to you all at a later date...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
O IM TELLING YOU THIS GUY IS A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!
i mean the name alone will crack you up
"Ted Jesus Christ God"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
and read the stuff he wrote in his site, this guy sounds like he hasn't passed grade 2
and how could he say not all of the bible is true, how the hell did he figure that out?!! i say if u dont believe one part of the bible, how can u believe the rest?!!
Posted by Pablo in canada on Fri Dec 17, 2004 at 01:00 AM
O IM TELLING YOU THIS GUY IS A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!
i mean the name alone will crack you up
"Ted Jesus Christ God"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
and read the stuff he wrote in his site, this guy sounds like he hasn't passed grade 2
and how could he say not all of the bible is true, how the hell did he figure that out?!! i say if u dont believe one part of the bible, how can u believe the rest?!!
Stupid people, stupid idea, stupid money.
Posted by Roy Daniel DSilva on Wed Dec 29, 2004 at 02:21 AM
Personally I think it's all very very very very very convincing. Clive believes, bought the CDs and even a T-shirt from TJCG, who invited him for dinner and fed him raw Lion-of-Judah flesh.
Posted by Clive in France on Wed Jan 12, 2005 at 12:22 PM
Has anyone thought of proving he is NOT the messiah? Did they not believe him the first time and thought he was insane? Just thought I'd toss that out there even though I'm a nonbeliever.
Posted by Jeff in CA on Tue Mar 08, 2005 at 11:03 AM
I'm still wondering wether this man is either trying to be funny, or simply a lunatic who actually believes that he is God.
My friend and I have recently been browsing through his list of religious commandments which include "Do not cut off the balls of any man that is called castration" and "Do not mickey anyone's drink" and it seems to me as though this man is genuinely insane.
I also am personally offended by a statement made by Ted's site which said that if I don't accept Ted as my savior, I will go to Hell. as a Jew, I have seen and heard far too many statements like that, so I'd like to state my beliefs on who goes to heaven/hell and I hope that you can see things my way: No matter which religion you follow, as long as you are a good, honest human being, your soul will rise to Heaven when you die. whichever God is real will definitely understand that those who are of other religions didn't know better than to worship the God(s) they were raised to believe in.
Please reply, and Ted be with you (how can he be Jesus and God? i'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're seperate beings..................)
Posted by Yaakov Yisrael on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 08:36 PM
My friend and I have recently been browsing through his list of religious commandments which include "Do not cut off the balls of any man that is called castration" and "Do not mickey anyone's drink" and it seems to me as though this man is genuinely insane.
I also am personally offended by a statement made by Ted's site which said that if I don't accept Ted as my savior, I will go to Hell. as a Jew, I have seen and heard far too many statements like that, so I'd like to state my beliefs on who goes to heaven/hell and I hope that you can see things my way: No matter which religion you follow, as long as you are a good, honest human being, your soul will rise to Heaven when you die. whichever God is real will definitely understand that those who are of other religions didn't know better than to worship the God(s) they were raised to believe in.
Please reply, and Ted be with you (how can he be Jesus and God? i'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they're seperate beings..................)
hey Ted, I have some problems with one of my family members. He thinks hes the second Jesus Christ too. I need some advice to believe about this. How did you know you were? He says hes seen him and talked to him. But i cant believe him, because he doesnt sleep a lot. But he said that Jesus made him write scriptures, and that the Armageddon is coming soon. I need advice! I'm scared for him..thanx
-nn
Posted by Nikki on Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 07:39 PM
-nn
The most bizarre thing about "Ted Jesus Christ GOD" is the fact that he hasn't been committed.
I'm no psychologist but it doesn't take a genius to work out that this guy has a textbook case of paranoid schizophrenia. For Example:
"What PROVES that Ted is not making this up? That many Media Messages were and are getting done mostly in PRIME TIME in the USA and if you are OBSERVANT you can see them and hear them for yourself".
He even says that he was prescribed drugs but "the visions and voices continued", he claims that this means they're spiritual and not mental. Perhaps the scariest thing is the way he starts having delusions as he writes.
Check this page out: http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/First7YearTJCG WritingsWithNoSecurityChanges/tjcgttb/tjcgttb_photoalbum3.htm
I hope that someone is looking after him or knows that he's completely lost the plot because this doesn't look like it'll get better before it gets worse
Posted by Nate in Australia on Fri Jun 10, 2005 at 12:11 AM
I'm no psychologist but it doesn't take a genius to work out that this guy has a textbook case of paranoid schizophrenia. For Example:
"What PROVES that Ted is not making this up? That many Media Messages were and are getting done mostly in PRIME TIME in the USA and if you are OBSERVANT you can see them and hear them for yourself".
He even says that he was prescribed drugs but "the visions and voices continued", he claims that this means they're spiritual and not mental. Perhaps the scariest thing is the way he starts having delusions as he writes.
Check this page out: http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/First7YearTJCG WritingsWithNoSecurityChanges/tjcgttb/tjcgttb_photoalbum3.htm
I hope that someone is looking after him or knows that he's completely lost the plot because this doesn't look like it'll get better before it gets worse
You guys are really racist.
Who cares what he looks like Jesus could have taken over his body and is slowly chnging it to his previous form.
I am a true believer in Ted for he may be crazy but truth spills from his mouth and we should all follow him and when he runs for president(if Bush can't find a way to stay in) we should all help him rise in power to reclaim civilization.
Posted by Ted in KY on Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 02:34 PM
Who cares what he looks like Jesus could have taken over his body and is slowly chnging it to his previous form.
I am a true believer in Ted for he may be crazy but truth spills from his mouth and we should all follow him and when he runs for president(if Bush can't find a way to stay in) we should all help him rise in power to reclaim civilization.
Ok, so Ted now has a YouTube account...
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TedJesusChristGod
Posted by mistyrayne in home on Fri Sep 22, 2006 at 11:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TedJesusChristGod
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