Ted Jesus Christ GOD
Ted Kurts is a humble guy. All he asks is that you recognize that he's the Messiah and the second coming of Jesus Christ. You doubt his claim? You want proof? Then check out his photo to the right. Doesn't he look eerily like certain portrayals of Christ? What better proof could you ask for? Oh, and please don't refer to him as Ted Kurts. It's Ted Jesus Christ God, to you. When I come across sites like this it's hard to know if they're supposed to be taken seriously or not. I kinda suspect Ted is serious. Or maybe not. Who knows. But Ted Jesus Christ God says that anyone who links to his site will be blessed, so if he does turn out to be the real thing, then I've got my bases covered.
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No, I don't think this guy takes himself seriously, he's openly encouraging donations and selling CD's of his writings. You have to pay $37 per CD, and I can bet that what you get is a dump of his site, judging by the CD's description: "The Information on this CD is in Internet Site format and are in .htm or .html format and can be read and browsed and looked at with a standard Internet Browser."
Nobody who would really believe they were Messiah would do that IMHO.
Posted by Gutza in Bucharest, Romania on Wed Mar 17, 2004 at 05:01 AM
Nobody who would really believe they were Messiah would do that IMHO.
What the heck is this supposed to mean? It sounds like a description of polygamy written in the first week of "English as a 2nd language".
"Angels of Light that are Female Spiritual Living Things Wives of THE ONE LIVING GOD are getting increased in numbers!"
Posted by Gee in Boise on Wed Mar 17, 2004 at 11:44 AM
"Angels of Light that are Female Spiritual Living Things Wives of THE ONE LIVING GOD are getting increased in numbers!"
Oh my GOD. Check out the page about sex. This guy is sacrilicious! 
"TJCG is INSISTING that HE is THE CREATOR and what therefore is THE CREATOR going to WANT to give self and have in the future? This is a Face and Body that on a Scale of 0 to 1000 is 1000 FINE and YOUNG and HANDSOME and GOOD LOOKING and ATTRACTIVE and MORE that is DESIRABLE for any Wife of HIS!"
And it gets a lot worse... but I'll leave out the explicit portions.
Posted by mystic kitten on Wed Mar 17, 2004 at 12:20 PM
"TJCG is INSISTING that HE is THE CREATOR and what therefore is THE CREATOR going to WANT to give self and have in the future? This is a Face and Body that on a Scale of 0 to 1000 is 1000 FINE and YOUNG and HANDSOME and GOOD LOOKING and ATTRACTIVE and MORE that is DESIRABLE for any Wife of HIS!"
And it gets a lot worse... but I'll leave out the explicit portions.
Jesus Christ is a spammer! This idiot hit me last week - emails a whopping 150k in size, completely of text. I normally adore the frenzied scribblings of madmen, but my eyes glazed over after he started in with the 40 days and 40 nights thing.
Posted by caligula in chicago on Wed Mar 17, 2004 at 01:55 PM
Well, GOD is in all caps so what does it stand for? He looks like a moron to me. Just look at his grammar. "The loud spiritual started to happen and then Ted realized that Ted had to document some of this and write this down." What the heck is that? And for all we know that could just be a picture of some guy that he got off of another site.
Posted by Alex in GA on Wed Mar 17, 2004 at 04:17 PM
Ok. Ted whatsamabobit is a feking PSYCHO. wont it be funny when the REAL Messiah comes, and Ted burns in hell for pretenteding to be God, wont it?
Posted by Jules in Kahlifonia on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 12:21 AM
I mean, really, Loser. Urg.
Posted by Jules in Kahlifonia on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 12:22 AM
Actually this guy is a genius. Historically people have followed such claims before. Some even have religions by their name!! As an added bonus this guy may be making some money from the stuff he is selling... (some people will actully buy it believe it or not).
Posted by td on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 02:55 PM
i know. how sad.... he might be a genius, but he's a mental one at that... where's his proof that he's God?
Posted by Jules in Kahlifonia on Thu Mar 18, 2004 at 06:37 PM
http://www.geocities.com/churchoffandel/
Check this guy out...We need to get these two together...it's dueling nut-balls.
Posted by Gee in Boise on Tue Mar 23, 2004 at 04:00 PM
Check this guy out...We need to get these two together...it's dueling nut-balls.
He looks like he'd crucify himself for just one altar boy.
Posted by gfizzle in tulsa on Wed Mar 24, 2004 at 08:34 AM
I think the most scary thing about this is that this guy probably 'believes' that he is God. Even scarier freaks like this are out and about free to walk among us (and publish webpages) until they start some cult and convince loads of other deranged loonies to top themselves
Posted by I, L'eclair on Tue May 18, 2004 at 09:17 PM
I just spent about the last 20 minutes looking over this guy's site. This guy is truly sick and sounds definitly crazy. At first I thought it was just some guy who thought he'd make this site to just act stupid and make people laugh at his bad grammer, but the more I look at it the more I think that this guy really believes all this. He seems obsessed with sex and his ex wife. He also mentions somewhere that he spent some time in a mental health institution. I wonder why they let him out....
Posted by Razela in san diego, ca on Fri May 21, 2004 at 10:59 PM
Whats wrong with this guy? The true God Jesus Christ died on the cross for people like him. I really hope that he repents before its too late. Its written in the Bible that in the last days there will be people claiming to be Jesus, this man must be one of them that Jesus spoke about, what a nutcase!
Posted by Jessie in Klang on Sun May 23, 2004 at 11:22 PM
That is nothing but a demon of anti-Christ.
Posted by M.J. in Texas on Mon May 24, 2004 at 12:03 PM
And he says he is selling tickets to heaven !! LMAO !!!
Posted by DD on Tue May 25, 2004 at 10:58 PM
I still think the Kirk Cameron site rules in the religeous nuts category. It will either put the fear of GOD into you or put you off Christianity completely.
Posted by Jo in Cape Town, South Africa on Wed Jun 02, 2004 at 07:30 AM
The site is obviously a spoof. If it isn't, then there seems to be something amiss with him mentally!
To reply to a few of the comments left already-
1) Jessie- The Christian New Testament/NT part of the Bible says many will come saying they are "the *Christ/messiah*" (Matt. 24), NOT that they are "Jesus" himself. The claim isn't a big deal, since there were contemperaries of when the NT Jesus suppose to have lived that said they were the messiah, just as there were and are after him. There are perhaps more now, but there are more people. A historical Jesus claiming the same would be one among them. It already was occuring when the NT Jesus suppose to have said it.
2)MJ- "That" cannot be a demon, if you refer to a site. Demons allegedly are beings, not websites. People who are doing spoofs or are mentally challeneged/etc., are not demons. They are people. If you mean demon-possessed, they are not that, either. Even if I were still a believer in the NT version of Jesus, I would be more careful & would think more than that. Isn't it nice & wonderful how many Christians have just slapped demon or demon possession on people like that?! How charming! Perhaps that was the problem with the NT stories of demon possession-if they happened at all- it might have been mental/psychological issues.
3) Jules- I found that the evidence for the NT Jesus being God, and the NT being divine revelation failed. That is much more important.
I used to be a born again Christian, and I saw that the so-called case for its Jesus fails. The Google ads for Lee Strobel's defense of the Christian New Testament portion of the Bible and its Jesus fails, the others I went to fails, my studies in the Bible alone showed this, going to defenses of bornagainism and the Christian Bible failed, and going to Jewish & skeptical sources weren't prefect, but they were more than enough to confirm so much of what I already found and could not find justifiable answers from the texts themselves. I could not find enough to trust it from its defenders. My areas of studies were the supposed 'messianic prophecies' about the NT Jesus (in the Jewish/'Old Testament' and Christian NT passages) and the 4 NT accounts of the trial(s), crucifixion, burial, resurrection, and ascension of its Jesus and related NT passages.
See my profile:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/biblebelievernomore
with a link to my decponversion story and other web links. Search them!
Do a search on:
http://www.infidels.org
on any Christian defender and see what happens. There are replies to many of them.
Also there-books, many articles, a lot of stuff.
On infidels.org/The Secular Web, put in:
Strobel
and read the replies and links in the responses to him. I could write to expose weaknesses to him, and I hope to get the time to do so. I would go at it somewhat differently than the article I read does, but it and others are good with food for thought there.
Posted by Harry in New England, USA on Wed Jun 02, 2004 at 06:20 PM
To reply to a few of the comments left already-
1) Jessie- The Christian New Testament/NT part of the Bible says many will come saying they are "the *Christ/messiah*" (Matt. 24), NOT that they are "Jesus" himself. The claim isn't a big deal, since there were contemperaries of when the NT Jesus suppose to have lived that said they were the messiah, just as there were and are after him. There are perhaps more now, but there are more people. A historical Jesus claiming the same would be one among them. It already was occuring when the NT Jesus suppose to have said it.
2)MJ- "That" cannot be a demon, if you refer to a site. Demons allegedly are beings, not websites. People who are doing spoofs or are mentally challeneged/etc., are not demons. They are people. If you mean demon-possessed, they are not that, either. Even if I were still a believer in the NT version of Jesus, I would be more careful & would think more than that. Isn't it nice & wonderful how many Christians have just slapped demon or demon possession on people like that?! How charming! Perhaps that was the problem with the NT stories of demon possession-if they happened at all- it might have been mental/psychological issues.
3) Jules- I found that the evidence for the NT Jesus being God, and the NT being divine revelation failed. That is much more important.
I used to be a born again Christian, and I saw that the so-called case for its Jesus fails. The Google ads for Lee Strobel's defense of the Christian New Testament portion of the Bible and its Jesus fails, the others I went to fails, my studies in the Bible alone showed this, going to defenses of bornagainism and the Christian Bible failed, and going to Jewish & skeptical sources weren't prefect, but they were more than enough to confirm so much of what I already found and could not find justifiable answers from the texts themselves. I could not find enough to trust it from its defenders. My areas of studies were the supposed 'messianic prophecies' about the NT Jesus (in the Jewish/'Old Testament' and Christian NT passages) and the 4 NT accounts of the trial(s), crucifixion, burial, resurrection, and ascension of its Jesus and related NT passages.
See my profile:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/biblebelievernomore
with a link to my decponversion story and other web links. Search them!
Do a search on:
http://www.infidels.org
on any Christian defender and see what happens. There are replies to many of them.
Also there-books, many articles, a lot of stuff.
On infidels.org/The Secular Web, put in:
Strobel
and read the replies and links in the responses to him. I could write to expose weaknesses to him, and I hope to get the time to do so. I would go at it somewhat differently than the article I read does, but it and others are good with food for thought there.
What is with all this "Jesus Christ God" stuff or "God Jesuse Christ". Jesus is the first name of the MAN, the SON of God, NOT God himself. The title he is given is the Christ so he is refered to as Jesus Christ. Jesuse is not God on earth, he is the son of God. and those long names are really annoying anyway...
Posted by Geoff on Tue Jun 08, 2004 at 07:17 PM
also...when Jesus does come back for the second coming, he wont be chilling around, it says he will rise the born-again dead and take them to eternal life, and then the born-again alive and take them to eternal life.
Posted by Geoff on Tue Jun 08, 2004 at 07:29 PM
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