Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

I need an excuse from a Dr. for an eye infection on November 19, 2003. Imperative to avoid legal troubles.

I need a dr.'s note for the day's of feb 6th through the 8th due to viral infection. Thank's, Sue

I need a doctors note that I have been sick and unable to attend class due to my sickness. Its for a class that I can not lose points for, I had a valid reason why I could not make it, but she probably wont accept it unless im sick.

Doctor Alex: Can you give me a prescription for a new drug? One that won't won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do? One that makes me feel like I feel when I sniff glue?

Henna color will do

I could close comments on this, but what fun would that be? It's become like an experiment in stupidity. I clearly state that I can't give anyone a fake doctor's note, and yet still people keep requesting them. It's amazing.

Some people just refuse to read instructions, either that or they are just posting them for fun.

You say this thread's not merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead? Then can it have a note from the Dr. excusing it for being severely dead? Thanks, President Houdini, 1600 Pa Ave, Wash DC

and can I get a copy of those instructions? I was out sick that day. Thanks, Hairy 1st

I need a doctors excuse for Feb. 8th and 9th due to strep throat.

I need a doctor's note excusing me from a work related training class on Febuary 4th and Febuary 7th. I have migranes and that is the reason I missed the classes. However, I did not go to the doctor's and I need a note to excuse the absences.

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I need a work excuse to turn in to my work, because I had to leave work early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05

Need a doctor's excuse to turn in to my work, for leaving early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05. ASAP.

i need a note verifing my sister got a car wreck last night. her name is christina bullard.

I need a note saying I have mono and to be excused from school for Feb 6th to the 14th.

Thanks for your help!!!!

Please are so dumb don't they know this is not a site for Doctors notes.

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
-- Douglas Noel Adams (b. 1952), British author, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I need a doctor's note for monday feb 14th 2005. I had food poisoning. I didn't go to the doctor's because in knew it had to run its coarse. I need the note to say i can return to work on February 16th. ( I work at a restaraunt)

The search result for fake doctor's notes says:
"Fake Doctor Notes
hoaxes, pranks, practical jokes, frauds, tricks, and other forms of deception."
Makes it look like this site is made for that purpose. Still, it shows how many people pay no attention to detail. Makes me want to be a con artist.

Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!

I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.

I WAS OUT SICK ON 2/17/05 WILL RETURN ON 2/21/05

I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!

could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.

need a doctor's note

You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!

Alex,

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled. 😉

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...😊

I need a doctors note stating that i hurt my back and that i wasn't able to go in for couple of days

i need a note for my work saying that i cannot lift heavy objects no more than 50 lbs because i had seriously injuired my shoulder.

I need a note explaining that it's not my fault that people are so sheep-like.
Jesus Christ.

I need a day off.I don't feel good

I have been Sick for the past week of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.

I have been Sick for the past week(flu)of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.

BRYAN HAD TO COME IN ON FEBRURARY FOR A REGULAR CHECKUP AND TO GET A PHYSICAL DONE> FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE GIVE US A CALL>

Please excuse Bryan from class on February 23, 2005. He came in for a regular checkup.

To who ever this may apply to ____________ was at the doctor on __________ because of illness or checkup appiontment plese excuse this day from work or school thank you from yours truly.

I need a doctors note stating that i was out missing school because i was going through some Psychological stress due to unforseen events that occured in my life

I NEED A WORK EXCUSE FOR TWO DAYS, MONDAY AND TUESDAY, FEB. 21, AND 22. I ACTUALLY HAVE A SLIPPED DISC IN MY BACK, BUT SERIOUSLY I DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY OR INSURANCE TO VISIT THE DOCTOR.

I need a doctors note for missing work Monday Febuary 21,2005 and Feb 22nd due to an eye infection and a scratch on my right cornea.(advised to keep eyes closed as much as possible for48 hours and continue drops as prescribed)Please help me!Thank you.

I need a docotors note saying i missed school Jan 31st through feb 4th because i had the flu

I need a note saying that I was ill and will be returning to school on 2-24-05. I dont want to mess up my school year so please help.

I need a doctor's not to excuse me from work on Wednesday, February 16, 2005.

I need a note for Wensday 23 2005

To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Alejandro Lopez from work.
He has volunteered to expierement a new Male preformance enhancing drug due to complication in current relationship. I realize that this is a inconvinience, but you can direct your questions to http://[email protected].

Thank you.

I need a doctors note to excuse me for february 21, 2005 to Feb. 28, 2005.

I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.

I need a doctors note for 2/25/05- 2/26/05 I told them I was having back spasms.

I need a note saying that u(my doctor) looked at my back and sair just a minor shift. and that u gave me some pain pills.

oh date being 2/26/05